The Unprofessionals

This week on the pod, E-Dawg is back at it again, talking you through the correct  shit to use  at the right time, because let's face it, we all need some guidance on that. Meanwhile, the boys dive deep into the Trump tariffs and how royally fucked we’re all going to be when the bill comes due. Then, The Lord puts on his referee hat and breaks down the epic showdown: Who delivered the be...

"Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to a few things we never thought we’d part with—like that old couch and our questionable life choices. Tune in as we give a hilarious farewell to the things we’re  definitely  not going to miss... or maybe we will. Who knows?" Defiantly a must listen!!!! Legends, welcome to  The Unprofessionals Podcast  — where absolutely  nothing &nbs...

This week the boys are back with a wild ride that goes from  EVO’s scandalous rendezvous at a nude beach in Sydney  (where, let’s just say, he’s tanning more than just his ego) to  The Lord of Bacon’s existential crisis —apparently, we have  less time now  than our parents did. But don’t worry, folks, he’s here to remind us that wasting time is a family tradition. Meanwhil...

This week, Evo sets out on a heroic quest to find the  perfect  egg, only to crack one tougher than his old leather skin (and that’s saying something). The boys discuss how Evo's search for breakfast turned into a battle of wills with his eggs, with no clear winner. Meanwhile, Lord Short Cut nearly had a heart attack this week—don’t worry, he’s fine… ish—after a terrifying incident that...

In this chaotic episode, Edawg kicks things off by recounting his wild motorcycle crash — and just when you think it can’t get worse, Mrs. B bursts in, flustered and covered in dirt, revealing she’s just crashed their brand new 4x4! Can’t even drive a brand-new car without drama, eh? Then, Edawg drops some  serious  knowledge on us — did you know magpies have a  seagull face ? No? W...

The boys are back, and things get real weird this week. EDawg has a run-in with a bloke at the local tip ,an old campaigner who's got nothing left to lose. Fists fly, dignity is questionable, and we learn that trash fights are surprisingly poetic. Meanwhile, EVO decides it’s time to bring in the HR department (because someone has to keep this circus in check) and unveils his latest brew Iguana Pis...

Dinner For 2 .... Arguably the best meal you could have if all goes right!!! Speaking of right Evo rocks up half full of piss smashed of episode sponsors Wild Turkey .... here some of the shit he spins this week .... Expect greatness from the Lord & E-dawg this week as they lock in on the most shocking topics this week. Chat to yas next week Legends, welcome to  The Unprofessionals Podcas...

Legends we are on a slippery slop to dinner for two.... episode 69 but before that is the warm up episode 68 and wow have we brought the topics !!! The Lord ...well oh my Freckle licking ... want to know the full story best jump across to Patreon and hear the full download on that. Evo hit this one hard !! how hard you say ??? as hard as you would be smashing the Viagra... him 4 Jamesons deep wait...

Legends !!! back on the mics for another week. The Dawg has a Tumultuous week from needing the eye balls operated on again ..... joys of going blind .... to having a rap battle with Drake to getting measles from the show ... it all went down The Lord buys a motorcycle and starts up the 2% club The Unprofessional MC so against the grain its scratchy. Evo is still in Kal it's hot as balls and French...

Green Light ... The say life is full of green light moments .... well Evo got one ! the green light to head to the BROTHEL .... TOUR anyway it's all the same to us I mean if the shoe fits we wear it. The Lord is looking fresh as coming off his recent Baywatch holiday up the coast which doesn't disappoint like his face! E-dawg tackles the topic that divides the world .. Sit or stand .. what do you...

What's going on legends ??? we will tell ya..... Evo dials in from Kalgoorlie !! with his ear to the ground provides all the gossip from the east... and with his last Sex Ed talk there is moisture everywhere! The Lord Short cut survives not 1 but 3 earth quakes now in sunny N town ... we are starting to think its him that's causing the changes in the weather throwing bacon at the ground. Mr- Dawg...

Legends!!! back with this weeks episode and this time ..... We are on the road !!!! road trips are fun ?? we hit the big Pit ... Not Brad Pitt, but the super pit out in the mining mecca they call Kalgoorlie. It's bloody roasting out here ... and how do you stay cool ?? well a good squirting will cool ya down !! Sex Ed Steve takes us through the do's and don't's to get your grip on ...... rumour ha...

Legends !! we are back for season 3 of what we think is the greatest way to treat your ears once a week.... 2025 holly demon Happy New Year and we are kicking it off with a bang !! some would say we crashed into it. heaps going on heaps of topics so stay tuned for the fun and the shenanigans that we have installed. Want a visual ??? jump over to YouTube and have a watch of the mayhem Chat to yas n...

Legends !! back with the best of 2024 ... all those fun bits !! Happy new year can't wait to hit 2025 hard as.. The UnPro Fam Legends, welcome to  The Unprofessionals Podcast  — where absolutely  nothing  is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they c...

Legends !! going to keep this one short and sweet !!! Merry Christmas you filthy animals .... Thanks so much for the support over 2024 it's been crazy !! Stay safe this Xmas ... Drink plenty of water... eat plenty of... and live that dream ... Enjoy the yarns See yas in the new year Cheers Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord Shortcut Legends, welcome to  The Unprofessionals Podcast  — where absolut...

Legends !!! Holly demon its bloody hot !!! we sit down and sweat out episode 61 one for use ... well and its a banger. Evo hits the money ... with the mystery beers that actually don't disapoint from pink lemonade sours to bubble gum beer . The Lord finishes up dance ... literally thank the lord ! and can now actually leave the tap shoes at home and come out with the Boyzzz ... he also dives into...

Legends !!! we have made the big 60 its now a down hill slide to death and retirement but we got this !!!! Bang !!! we finally try the best Pale Ale in the world ... that's right The Unprofessionals Pale Ale Tribute series has dropped and the crafts man at Sand Groper Brewing has dominated .... Lord Short Cut has finally stopped being a dance dad to the delight of the team ..... Dance is over and...

Well Legends !!! we have hit the big 59er like 69er but not as wild .... Evo hits us straight up with a mystery beer ... Pickle Dickle Beer and my lord E-dawg referenced it to cheetah piss .... How does he know ???? Mr Short Cut ... is no more !!! he is now The Lord !!! Knighted from uncle Charles himself ... may the lord be with us Well as the title states worst injuries .... off the back of Mrs...

Legends !! Back in the studio and bringing you a banger !!! quite literally our good friend Bonnie Blue is banging her way into the record books setting her sites on aussie meat.. Anyone seriously think the Mike Tyson fight was serious ??? only fight we seen was trying to stream it ... Netflix lift ya game ya muppets !!! Wanna know the origin of the rude finger salute ??? the middle finger wave ??...

Well Legends !!! The lads are still recovering from the old liver punishment weekend ...... they have a chance to check out the new Prado 250 series !!!! hmmmm what's your thoughts on it ??? ours ... are strange. Donald is in like a duck ... means way more material for us lol but what's it mean for the world ? would he team up with Pauline and raise hell.. Shark man ... The Chicken F*%$cking husba...

Legends !!! what a massive 3 day long weekend at the 4x4 show !!! Feeling it today !!! but man did we have a time ... was awesome to catch up and have a laugh with so many of use legends that support us on this mad ride. Take a listen to this wrap up where a few legends jump on for a laugh, Kaiden from Hunters & Drifters ... The Gull and possibly Australia's best MC THE TONE from 4wd and and a...

Legends !!! what happens when the show is over ???? we go roaming few cheeky drinks mics and some of the biggest names in the game. From Shedlife Mac Preston to Fire To Fork and Escape The Daily trying to escape us lol !!! Absolute legends at this years 4x4 show in Perth and you get to hear them unfiltered raw and having a good time with the Unprofessional Team. Last day today legends so get down...

Legends !! day 1 roaming the show they let us loose !!! and we got loose .... hitting up some of the big names like Cam Wild ... Wild Touring , Char Bro BBQ and even getting thrown upside down in the all mighty D-Max thanks to the team at Isuzu!! And finishing off the day with a few sex in a cans from our good friends at Off-Track Wines ... what a day and all the fun bits in between. Get down toda...

Legends !!! we made it to the greatest show ever ....oh and we are the greatest show ?? aren't we ??? Anyway Perth 4x4 show this weekend strap in 3 days of us running a muck !!! we have so much gear to giveaway legends so come down say hi and get on an episode. If you want a discount jump on line order your tickets and use the code UNPRO at checkout. See use this weekend ya mad dogs.. Legends, wel...

Bang !!! quite literally it went BANG!! not what ya want when you're on a lap of Aus .... but this is why we brought Nissan's ... LOL but in all seriousness we get the 2 most senior mechanical icons from the industry and breakdown this one ... get it breakdown ... E-dawg & Short Cut get into it with some MASIVE claims to fame.. Evo drops the bombshell ... New Beer sponsor the absolute legend S...