The Unprofessionals

Legends !!! Back with this weeks box office smashes ... the boys sit down and talk there. top 5 all time greatest movies with some that may shock even the biggest movie buff!!!! We wanna know your top 5 !!! give us that Mount Rushmore of movies !!! do you get more excited for Brad Pitt than E-dawg or are you as boring as Mr Short Cut ???? or into the old stuff like Evo ??? Also some exciting news...

Wow !!!! We hit the road for this one ... and head to the boring town Mr Short Cut calls home and we call Northam .... Evo frothing for a beer meets us at the pub with 5 mins before the kitchen closes, orders some chips and gets rejected hard ! and takes it like a man and rants about it after lol Affected him so much we had to send him for an oil massage from the legends at Relaxation Adobe The Da...

Legends !!!! wow what a week ... E-Dawg heads to Dero Gero and finds out not everyone likes flying ... speaking of flying ... its not the zoo there is more animals involved in the making of this podcast then there!! Mr Short Cut is free quite literally free !!! you want him ??? Nah jokes we have jobs for him, now he is free from DANCE DADDY Holly FU$K .....Evo ...... CRASHED his new car!! A bollar...

What a night of revelation .... with the wild weather comes wild spiritual experiences one being .... Mr Short Cut is a reincarnation George Costanza but nit as funny. Mr Dawg sends it to a crane course where he learns what he would do for money .... and Gina is on the table ... well hooked up to the crane and being dropped down but she is there. Evo drops a bucket load of cash on his new car .......

Legends !!! Back with another one and shit what a week in the news !!! P-Diddy AKA Sean Combs has been a naughty naughty Boi .... Bad Boi is an absolute understatement .... The carnage coming from this will be madness. Other News Mr-Short ... fails to make another episode heads to look at cats instead .... WOW Randy and sends in an elite prank call with the old "Lube Ya Bum Hole & Do The Fanda...

Holly DEMON!!!! It's not every day you shut the best burger place down in town ..... But we did ... The legends at 8 Napkins Burgers hosted us and all the crew for the one the only LIVE half Century ! Episode 50!. What a bloody night, Salubrious food, Great people .... but even greater yarns!! From the worst places to pass out , To the east coast legend on the prowl , and poping a squat in between...

Legends !!! EP 49 holly demon one off the big 5.0 now this is getting exciting.. Back in the OG studio for some yarns this week and dear oh dear Mr- Dawg has been sent on a Dogging Course! and it wasn't the Dogging he was thinking of ... Attack dolphins , Thanks right dolphins that attack .... Simpsons predicted this ... Evo hits up a night on the town and knocks the dust off a few GILFS that wher...

Legends !!! the lads take the day off with this one and employ one of the hardest hitting hosts the industry has ever seen .... Tilly ... This results in Mr Short meeting his match and basically copping the ear bashing we could have only hoped for. Definitely worth a listen and leave those comments on our socials!! If your keen to get on the show DM us on all platforms ... Or send us an email theu...

Fu*%k !!!!! the legends at Hogg Culture flicked us some VIP passes and let us run wild on Froth Town ... And they never let us have an empty drink ..... recipe for success lol. Turns out the general public are absolutely EPIC hahaha from meeting the "Sexiest Man Alive" , Sky divers, The Ultimate MILF oh and none other then the Pegging Sisters..... That's right you heard right arguably the greatest...

Legends !!! we travel to the wild wild South West and catch up with the one and only Youtube sensation Young Lee from the Bush Rats.... Lee opens up on early life ,what lead him down the social media path, and what lead him to give it all up from a simple life out on his ranch. Chef, Car Salesman , Artist , Ranch Manager and Dad .....and now Scooter Mechanic there isn't much that hasn't been achie...

Legends!!!!! What a start to the show the flame throwing postie big from the boss rooter .... we love it. Mr short Cut is back from throwing a sickie on the lads turns out he has Flog Syndrome ...Moving straight along from that shit show is another shit show .... Shitting your pants when doing a drug and alcohol test at work ! how would ya be ... We dive into copy cats some of the best in the game...

Legends !!! we are dealing with the big wash out from the storm ,beers are full we are charged and to many people are wet ... The big man Evo just got back from roundabout central AKA Albany .... Or as we say Albania ! We had our first ever sickie , Mr Short Cut rings in with the worst excuse not to make it down the hill ... Which leads us to a question ? Best excuse to call in sick ??? Send it ou...

Well Gah - Lee .... we load up the horse and cart and head to the upside down town Mr Short Cut calls home and we just call sister touching Northam!! Never the less we make apple pie out of dog shit and have a good time doing it.... oh and Evo drives Mr Dawg up there in his brand new Bus ... Gus so have a listen to see what he has gotten himself into... The Boys take you through the highs and lows...

Legends!!!! back with another banger for 43 .... E-Dawg finally dives in to the deep details of the patreon night and what ended up happening in the infamous caravan incident ! Rego goes band with a drop dead neighbour story you just have to hear ..... We chat shit work mates the kind you just want to cut there leg off .... New Netflix banger worst room mates ever ..... which Evo shares his trauma...

Legends !!!! wow we have struck pure gold here .... We have brought in non other than Ashlee Bunney .... House hold name .... Perth Now celebrity .... Wedding Celebrant and much much more ! We actually do our research for this guest and even surprise her in more ways then one .... its a wild ride. It was refreshing to get a female on the show who is an open book and says the C-Bomb more then us .....

Sweet Lord .... Not much to say on this one as we are still recovering !!! 50lt keg was a bad idea ....... anyway have a listen to the campout episode where we get most of patterns on for a yarn !!! its a long one but well worth the listen If you wanna hang with us consider jumping over to Patreon and shout us a beer Speak to yes next week..... Legends, welcome to  The Unprofessionals Podcast...

Legends !!! Massive night when this one was recored ... was the night of the patreon camp and dear oh dear did it get messy..... Anyway ... Evo is backing out harder then you no what about his up and coming car purchase .... Edawg brings another informative inspirational fact act from his recent escapade at a bucks party .... Blow darting .... Sweet mother of god its not what you think Mr Short cu...

Legends !!! We made it episode 40.... the naughty 40's what a time to be alive... we dive straight in to some legendary yarns from Reggie The Poet .... serenading our ears with the rhymes from the times .. see what we did there. We talk ED that's right can't all be marathon runners some of us sprint .... Plot , Penis Pumps we go deep just like a Devils Accessory's Sex Toy. Mr Short Cut although no...

Legends .... WOW ! Tommy The Pommy drops into the studio ... Australia's biggest celebrity , you may remember him from his huge feature in the most accurate news outlet Perth Now !!!! Lol jokes Tommy drops in to have a quick chat about his 43rd wedding to the same woman and heading back to the mother land. Oh and what happened to Donald Trump ?????? Mr Dawg buys a new toy ... and not from the lege...

Hasn't the Hawk Tuah girl blown up ???? Evo used some of her spit and shined his scooter ,ready for the scooter derby with the legends at Devil Accessory's This episode kick off with a bang !!! the Dessert Slut going bang on our scooter ideas and insinuating we may be Jerk%*g each other off some what true but not really LOL ... Gorgeous George and the Hogg Culture gang definitely went BANG !!!! Be...

Legends... Back with episode 37 from the home of the mighty Black & White Ducks !!! And in the studio this week none only then Swan Districts Royalty and Italys finest ... The Milan Model oh and Short Cut .... 0 Accolades besides being from Northam Some absolute bangers this week with a few great yarns for the FLOG awards some wild stories From Jag The Joker about the poor duck ... defiantly t...

Legends !! BANG huge episode for us this one as we are at the new location .... The Swansmen Lounge at the mighty Swans District Football Club. And what a way to kick it off with inviting none only then Gorgeous George in AKA The Beer King for a chat about all things alcohol and BEER , From the get go this is a banger with the resident Dessert Slut opening the show with a ripper yarn .... Would ya...

Legends !!! Well we did it .... We won podcast of the year !!! just joking you know what we are like lol , We stole trophies at the one and only Perth Royal Beer Awards ... Shout out to the legends Hog Culture for inviting us and showing us a time and a massive congratulations to them for their achievements. Shout out to Gorgeous George for all the support dead set legend. Was a massive week from...

Legends !!!! Bang The Dessert Slut opens the show with the best Rap going. We are off to the Perth Royal Beer Awards and we are taking 2 of use legends with us... so jump over to Instagram to enter !!!!! Shout out to the Homies Hog Culture For Hooking us up Want to win more ???? Devil Accessory's The sex toy specialists have sponsored the segment What a Flog !!!!! .... Best Msg either audio or tex...

Legends !! we went wild on this one .... from Ostrich racing to Singapore Airlines Plane Drop to som dirty Bi&%h at McDonalds we talk about it all Few good laughs in this on ! shout out to our resident East Coast Legend for opening the show , and as always Mr Short Cut for his added words of bullshit. Check out our latest merch drop guys get a shirt support the good cause... Like always legend...