The Unprofessionals

In this laugh-out-loud episode, Evo, Edawg, and the ever-mysterious “The Lord” descend upon the annual Beer Awards with one mission: to cause absolute, glorious chaos. From questionable tasting notes (“Is that… banana bread?”) to impromptu speeches that no one asked for, the trio turn a prestigious event into a night of unpredictable antics. Expect spilled pints, outrageous banter, and a few momen...

It’s Easter, the chocolate is somehow pricier than the world’s fuel supply, and the lads are absolutely fired up about it. Before anyone can unwrap a single egg, they’re already asking the big seasonal questions — like why on earth are we eating hot cross buns at Christmas and who decided that was normal. Edawg, of course, is still going on (and on… and on) about his legendary flathead catch. At t...

The boys have crashed back into the studio and the chaos levels are already off the charts. Edawg opens the episode by bragging — loudly — about his massive flathead catch, and honestly, he’s milking it like he just won a world title. Then the lads veer straight into a full‑blown debate about action‑movie stars. We’re talking explosive takes, questionable rankings, and at least one rant about how...

Edawg has mysteriously disappeared — again — but don’t panic. The Milan has strutted in like a man who definitely didn’t read the group chat and is now pretending he knows what’s going on. Each episode, the lads heroically tackle the world’s biggest questions, such as: Why is China’s population vanishing faster than Edawg on a Friday night How Australians are expected to pay fuel prices that clear...

Welcome back to Fuel, Fools & Filth , the only podcast where the lads discuss global fuel prices with the confidence of men who once failed Year 10 maths, then immediately play Cards Against Humanity to remind everyone why we’re not allowed at family gatherings anymore. Tonight’s chaos includes: ⛽ Fuel prices — why they’re rising, who’s to blame, and which lad is definitely filling his tank $...

Evo & The Lord Hit a Festival They head east, immediately get lost, argue about who was meant to pack the tent, and end up at a festival that smells like sunscreen, dust, and poor decisions. One of them definitely tried to cook sausages on a portable speaker. Edawg Gets COVID… Again He’s on infection number ten, which at this point feels less like a virus and more like a long‑term situationshi...

The lads are back and with a man down, but they do have a special guest. Matt Eeles is the founder of Cinema Australia and the director of the WA Made Film Festival . Lights down, snacks ready, and phones on silent—because tonight, we’re diving into a world where stories come alive and reality takes a well‑deserved break. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the thrills, the plot twists, or just th...

The lads are back and now tacking on, Fisheries: The lads storm the docks to “fix the fishing industry,” which mostly results in them arguing with a pelican and accidentally dropping someone’s lunch into the ocean. A strong start. Bird Flu: Next, they attempt to investigate bird flu by interrogating pigeons. One lad gets chased by a goose and declares it “an act of biological warfare.” Winter Sex...

The lads link together like this: one bloke tries to buy a Valentine’s gift off Marketplace, but the “cute teddy” he finds looks like it’s survived a small house fire. The seller insists it’s “vintage.” The pickup turns into a full soapie moment when the seller’s ex shows up mid‑handover demanding the teddy back because “it has emotional history.” The lads watch this unfold like it’s Home and Away...

Yes, the lads are back — like a bad disease — the kind that laughs at antibiotics and thrives on cheap lager. They’ve rolled in with the confidence of men who haven’t done a load of laundry since 2009 and think “meal prep” means buying two pies instead of one. Meanwhile, the kids are back at school, which means your house has instantly transformed into a biological weapons lab. They’ve been back f...

The lads are back, stumbling heroically into the spotlight like they’ve just remembered they left the oven on. Australia’s issues are piling up faster than a Bunnings sausage queue on a Saturday, The Lord has conveniently decided now is the perfect time to go on holidays, and Edawg — bless his chaotic little heart — is somehow left to save the day. With the Lord sipping cocktails somewhere tropica...

The lads have dragged themselves back in after the Christmas break looking like they’ve survived a Category 5 family gathering. One bloke’s still peeling from a sunburn so severe he’s basically a walking croissant. Another spent the entire break on the road getting verbally assaulted by every flog with a license and a Bluetooth headset. And then there’s the poor soul who got rostered on through th...

Christmas has hit The Unprofessionals and absolutely nothing is under control. The lads roll into the silly season firing on all cylinders — talking rubbish, telling questionable stories, and proving once again that professionalism is overrated. Expect laughs, chaos, a few Christmas hot takes, and zero life advice. Crack a beer, loosen the belt, and enjoy the festive mess. Merry Christmas from The...

Strap in, legends — this episode  detonates  harder than a dhuie on 10lb line. E-Dawg finally snaps over the  Western Australian fishing ban , and it’s safe to say… Roger may not be safe. Not the government, not the fisheries department, not even that one bloke at the ramp who “only kept two”. No one is spared as the Big Dawg howls into the mic like a wounded seal that knows it’s ab...

This week on  The Unprofessionals Podcast , the boys officially  lose the plot . For reasons unknown (and probably medical), everyone sounds like a different animal: Evo  comes in hot, screeching like a cockatoo that’s just found your car keys. The Lord  rumbles through the episode like a wounded water buffalo with a Centrelink appointment. E-Dawg ? Mate… pure alpha wolf energy...

This episode is basically what happens when you mix poor decisions, caffeine, and a questionable moral compass. The boys dive into the big life question: “You’ve got 9 months left to live — what the hell are you doing?” Normal people say travel, family time, skydiving…But the Unprofessionals? ...... hmmm and what sets E-daweg off on a rant ??? is it the Karen Meanwhile,  The Lord  rocks...

It finally happened. After 107 episodes of carrying him like a busted wheelbarrow, The Big Tool Man has  finally  stepped up to the plate — swinging harder than a drunk uncle at Christmas. This week, the boys witness a miracle: the Tool actually brings the goods. Jokes land, stories hit, and for once he’s the 33.3% of the room that isn’t just eating the snacks. E-Dawg and The Lord sit ba...

The Unprofessionals are back — and this week’s sugar-fuelled chaos hits harder than a dodgy servo coffee. What starts as a simple chat about jelly beans somehow spirals into a full-blown psychological breakdown of childhood trauma Evo swears he’s found the secret to eternal life in a red bean, The Lord claims he can taste emotions, and E-Dawg’s just there trying to stop anyone from snorting the pu...

The boys hit Perth for the  “once-in-a-lifetime”  Metallica concert… and left wondering if the band accidentally sent out their wax museum doubles. What should’ve been a night of heavy-metal glory turned into a lukewarm soup of mid-tempo dad riffs, $18 beers, and a crowd that looked like it had been up since 1991. The LORD lost his voice before James Hetfield even found his tuning pedal,...

Swipe right on chaos, because this one’s a certified trainwreck. Evo, E-Dawg, and The Lord dive head-first into the red-flag jungle of modern dating — from bio catastrophes to bedroom negotiations that’d make a HR manager faint. 💋 The boys unpack what happens when your “situationship” turns into a  swingers-ship , the dangers of matching with your neighbour’s wife, and how not to confuse “op...

Yo, it’s  The Unprofessionals , mate — Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord in the booth. No rules. No filter. Just straight-up truth. This week the lads hit the mic like rap royalty — spinning tales from Kalgoorlie nights to Perth street fights, burgers to brothels, and every unhinged moment in between. Expect chaos, confessions, and comedy gold as they debate toilets, drop truth bombs, and shout out th...

The lads are back and the walls are coming down — literally and metaphorically. In this unfiltered, hung-over masterpiece we storm  The Castle  with zero plan, maximum chaos, and enough foul language to get us permanently banned from Sunday school. Expect filthy stories, dodgy confessions, and at least one moment where someone definitely should’ve stopped talking (but didn’t). It’s beer-...

Strap the f*** in — this one’s chaos from start to finish. The Unprofessionals lock down the  biggest  content creators in the game and dial them straight into the madness. No filters, no rules, just pure unhinged energy. Expect laughs, arguments, and maybe a few things that’ll get us cancelled (again). It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s definitely not safe for work — welcome to the circus....

The lads are back — louder, looser, and even less qualified to have microphones in front of them. Episode 101 of  The Unprofessionals Podcast  is a full-blown circus of bad opinions, questionable logic, and stories that probably should’ve stayed at the pub. Expect chaos, swearing, and moments that’ll make you say “they really left that in?” No filters, no structure, no shame — just raw,...

Congratulations, you absolute degenerates—you’ve somehow survived 99 episodes of this circus and decided to show up for #100. Honestly, we don’t know what’s more impressive: our ability to keep recording or your lack of standards for entertainment. In this episode, we celebrate by doing exactly what we’ve always done: talking too much, saying nothing of value, and probably offending someone’s nan...