The Unprofessionals

We’re limping into 99 like an old Holden with three bald tyres and a dodgy alternator. The Lord’s been busy trying to get us cancelled by making jokes even your uncle with a Facebook ban would call “a bit much.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just counting down to the big 100 like dogs waiting for scraps. Do we have problems? Absolutely. Are we dealing with them? Absolutely not. One more episode ti...

The boys are back and the world feels like it’s tipped upside down. The shocking shooting of Charlie Kirk sparks a raw discussion: are podcasters and commentators now at risk just for speaking their minds? Is this where freedom of thought and banter leads us in 2025? Despite the madness and heavy headlines,  The Unprofessional Podcast  still delivers what it does best—laughter, nonsense,...

This week on  The Unprofessionals Podcast , E-Dawg and The Lord officially hit  rock bottom . With R U OK Day around the corner, let’s just say… they are  absolutely not . The week from hell only got worse, the boys are clinging on with duct tape and bad decisions, and things may never be the same. Meanwhile, EVO decided to take a European sabbatical—got plastered in some dodgy Germ...

This week on  The Unprofessionals Podcast , we dive headfirst into the terrifying world of being courageous… which, for us, usually means ordering extra chili on our kebabs or finally checking the bank balance after a weekend out. We’ll talk about the difference between real courage (firefighters, astronauts, people who cut their own hair) and  our version of courage (sending that risky...

With EVO finally off doing something useful (like  not  babysitting two adult toddlers), the big dogs are officially off the leash—and chewing through the furniture. Left unsupervised in the studio, the two self-proclaimed stars of the show take full control, and things spiral faster than a toddler with espresso. Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable advice, and the kind of hot takes...

The lads are back – loud, loose, and heading down to the cricket centre to watch the  undisputed kings of indoor cricket , DEEP HEAT, take on a team of no-name flogs who probably still call their mum after every game. The Lord and E-Dawg have rocked up, full kit on, ready to watch EVO dominate… but the bloke absolutely bottles it. Drops sitters, sprays throws, gives away runs like he’s Santa...

Strap in, you nostalgic gremlins – we’re going back to a time when your phone could  kill a man , your car had less computing power than a toaster, and your Tamagotchi died more often than your dreams. We’re talking about the unkillable Nokia 3310, the cars that looked like shoeboxes on wheels, Nintendo’s golden era before they got all motion-sensory and weird, and those digital pets that som...

This week we’re boiling you're bits, psychoanalyzing mass murderers, and deep-throating Tim Tams like our lives depend on it. From Yoni steaming disasters (spoiler: someone definitely scorched a lip) to casually unpacking the minds of history’s most deranged killers, it’s the kind of chaotic energy your therapist warned you about. We also crown the world’s best Tim Tam and almost cry from joy… or...

Ever wondered which country raises the  finest  serial killers? Neither did we, until we accidentally Googled "top 10 serial killers by country" instead of "top 10 cereal brands" (classic mix-up). Now we're knee-deep in body counts, questionable motives, and the kind of weird facts that make you reconsider your quiet neighbor with too many garden gnomes. In this episode, we take you on a...

We're limping, screaming, and swearing our way toward  EPISODE 100  – and if you thought the last 89 were chaotic dumpster fires, just wait until this glorious trainwreck hits triple digits. It’s gonna be  epic . Like, “accidentally reply-all with a nude” kind of epic. Expect unfiltered nonsense, possibly illegal banter, and maybe even a few guests brave (or stupid) enough to show u...

This week, the boys dive deep into the chaotic, drug-fuelled world of  Ozzy bloody Osbourne  — from snorting ants to chewing bat heads and mumbling like your drunk uncle at Christmas. It’s all things rock, ridiculous, and slightly concerning. Fuelled by the filthy legends at 8 Napkins Burgers, we test out a range of  cokes  — and no, not the nose-candy kind (sadly). We’re...

The boys are back — belligerent, buzzing, and borderline banned from podcast platforms. This week, the mad rooters crack open the legendary Brother V Brother beer from the absolute weapon lords at Hogg Culture , and get extra saucy thanks to the always-crisp, always-chaotic Pirate Life Lager provided by Hotel 190 — the only joint that actively encourages our...

It all started with a burger so filthy it needed eight napkins and a safe word. Then came the sausage — courtesy of EVO — limp, uninspired, and frankly, a bit of a cry for help. The lads tried to be polite, but let’s be real:  HMMM That’s Delicious  turned into  HMMM That’s Questionable  real quick. But just when you thought things couldn’t get any messier, dessert rolled aroun...

In this week’s unhinged adventure: Is Ozempic making the ol’ fella bigger?  Science probably says no, but we’ve got zero qualifications and big dreams – should  everyone  be on the juice if it means bulging confidence? Meanwhile,  Evo’s back  with his weekly tyre rant – no one asked, no one cares, but he’s doing it anyway. The boys also dig into the latest  saucy &nbs...

Strap in (and maybe grab some milk), because in this episode we decided to take on the  Hot Ones spicy noodles  like the masochists we are. Spoiler: things get sweaty, teary, and dangerously close to a full-blown identity crisis. You ever cry over noodles while ranting about AI overlords, pineapple on pizza, and the death of real music? We have. And we recorded it. We dish out  unfi...

Hold onto your camp chairs and crack a frothy, because TONY IS IN THE BUILDING! That’s right — the king of off-road, reality TV royalty, and certified sales weapon from Wild Track Leisure Australia (the biggest, baddest, gear-slingin’ 4x4 outdoor megastore this side of the equator) joins us for one hell of an episode. We talk: 🛻 Behind-the-scenes madness from the 4WD Adve...

Grab your helmets and noise-canceling headphones, folks—because today we unleash  The Great Rant . What started as a casual convo spiraled into a caffeine-fueled verbal rampage of epic proportions. No topic is safe. Traffic? Roasted. Reality TV? Vaporized. That one coworker who replies-all? Annihilated. In this episode, our host finally snaps (with flair), and you get front-row seats to the g...

Buckle up, digital warriors, because we’re taking a dial-up-speed dive into the glittery, slightly sweaty panic of the year 2000. That’s right— Y2K , the computer bug that was supposed to turn microwaves into missiles, ATMs into anarchists, and your Tamagotchi into a rogue AI bent on revenge. Spoiler: none of that happened. But we sure acted like it would! Meanwhile, our beloved chaos goblin ...

Alright, Unprofessionals, get ready for Episode 82! This week, E-dawg's deep in Kununurra, living it up in croc country (the scaly kind, not the comfy footwear!), which means he tragically missed out on our "Mmm, That's Delicious" moment: a smooth 10-year-old rum. As usual, we'll hit you with what's new in the news and catch up on all of E-dawg's latest antics, while ...

Alright, buckle up, Unprofessionals! E-dawg's still "under the weather" this week, phoning in sick for the  second  week running. Suspicious, right? Especially considering his suspiciously good time documented all over social media the rest of the week. Fear not, though, because while E-dawg's MIA (again!), we've got you covered. This week, we're diving deep into the internet's treasure...

Steve's back, and miraculously, he's hangover-free after his wild Kalgoorlie escapade! Get ready for the uncensored truth about his antics with Miss Turkish Delight from last week's episode. Plus, we're diving headfirst into a Knoppers taste test in our 'That's Delicious' segment, even though E-dawg's sadly missing out on the sugary goodness. Speaking of tours, we're singing the praises of Carnarv...

Strap yourselves in for a hilariously chaotic ride as Edawg valiantly (and hilariously) fails to wrangle a spectacularly inebriated Evo. This week, Evo's "networking" at a local skimpy bar takes a bizarre turn when he mistakes a private dance for an Oscar win. Just when things couldn't get weirder, the Lord himself tunes in with a divine pronouncement ("MMMMM That's delicious!") and salvation arri...

Strap into your DeLorean (or your uncle’s rusted Corolla) because the boys are taking you  way  back to 1987 — a time when cars were cheap, women were beautiful, and everything was somehow cooler in shoulder pads. It’s nostalgia, chaos, and a little too much hairspray as the gang relives a decade of denim jackets, synth music, and questionable financial decisions. Meanwhile, EVO Flips in...

In this week’s  absolute trainwreck of a masterpiece , the boys get Gooned beyond recovery.... Goony makes it on a questionable late-night Booty Call Segment that could land him in federal court or a cuddle puddle — still unclear. Meanwhile, Canada has officially banned Vegemite and we’re asking the hard-hitting question:  Have they lost their maple-flavored minds?! Surely we can bust a...

Hold onto your hubcaps because this week, the boys go full throttle on facts  and  feelings. Nissan is outselling Toyota like it's a yard sale and the Land Cruiser is stuck behind a pensioner doing 40 in an 80. Let’s be real an MUX? Please. That thing’s about as threatening as a remote-control car with a flat battery. Comparing it to Nissan? That’s like comparing a Ferrari to a foot spa....