The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: • This Idiot Who Thinks the Titanic Sailed From Belfast • Was There Holy Vomiting? • I Did Anal in the Forest Preserve • Inform the Staff if There's a Biohazard at Play • Reed Gets a Torta • The Beans Tasted Like Feet and Poop • He Didn't Do Evangelical Porn, I Guess • A Concoction of Dandelions and Mud • Strip Mine the Living Shit Out of West Virginia • And Sharks Ate Vegetables R...

Also: • Very Expensive and Very Dangerous, Especially in a Garage • Piss Susan Off at Deeper and Greater Levels • Here's an Andes Mint, Just for Your Trouble • Star Trek's "Men in Red Shirts" Phenomenon • Drive a Tent Peg Through the Guy's Temple • She Was Cut in Pieces and Sent to the Twelve Tribes • Chia Pet Scooby Doo Head Lamps • It Always Seems to Involve Something An...

Also: • Oh, I Can Illustrate "Sexpot"! • A Nice Sweet Bright-Faced Little Virginal High School Boy • Ground Up, Burnt, and in the Compost Bin • A Compound Archetype of Übermensch and Dreamboat • See the Saggy Bits on Her Face • How Cannot the Internet Immediately Anoint Him God-King? • Not the Intended Outcome of Sand Dune Time • Either Pretended or Total Idiocy • Ignore the Barnacles an...

Also: • The Swastika's Getting All This Attention • I'm Being as Germanic as I Can • All This Boner Semen Energy You Got • Nobody Ever Fed Me a Bowl of Mustard • All Roads Lead to John Paul Mendocha • Peat-Moss-Level Vulgarity About Everything • Dirty Bulking is Fun • I Do Regret Not Eating Cheese • A Fascinatingly Textured Piece of Cabbage • So Goddamn Motivated About the Stupidest Wron...

Also: • Grandpa is Turning 19! • My Brief Foray Into Branch Swinging • Refer to Her as "Toots" • Carrie Fisher Killing Large Groups of People • Force Fed Through Dialogue Into Your Mouth • Infinite Diatribe and Universal Scorn • Little Guttersnipes and Chimney Sweeps • Who the Hell is Ricardo? • Nobody Wants an NFL Without Steroids • The Mere Religious Mythicality of the Gesture Recorded...

Also: • 50 People Who Fecked Up Ireland • The Buffalo Bills of Presidential Candidates • I'd Read the Fuck Out of That Book • Obligatory, Perfunctory Sex • Do I Have to Kiss Adam? • Sucking the Grease Out of Leftover Newspapers • Three Cheers for Teutonic Sex! • A Roundhouse Kick to the Upper Jaw • Mud Wrestling, With Ejaculation • The Kids are Infested With Lice Recorded February 8, 2024.

Also: • I'll Be Eating the Consequences • Make That Bass Your Bitch • Inside Joliet Prison 7 Times • Pepperoni-Shaped Nipples • Must Be Your First Race War • Keep the Four Drunks Happy • Filipino Gastropub Fusion Food • Whatever Spigot You Found • Urban Spelunking • Monopoly as a Trauma Signal Recorded February 1, 2024.

Also: Weird Resonances of My Skull You're Doxxed in One Dimension Addicted to the Fucking Sun It is Bombardment Nonetheless Looks Like a Brain Hemisphere Nail How Putrefied Your Amputated Leg Is My Neanderthal Brow Ridge The Unwitting Adam of the Marshall Nuclear Waste Two Words:  Unga Bunga Next to the Blue-Footed Boobies Recorded January 11, 2024.

Also: An Audacious-Ass Thing to Say Deliciously Handsome and Effervescently Rugged More Likely to Shit Myself Strangle Yourself Bench Pressing Sacrifice My Son on the Table Next to Me This Superhero Likes Drinking Beer I Won't Not Eat, Ever Your Texting is Temperamental As Soon as it Becomes a Sausage Party That's Not a Gym, It's a Hospital Recorded January 4, 2024.

Also: Delightfully Pajama-Esque This Solid Half-Mound of Chocolate Goodness Hillbillies Doing Their Hillbilly Shit All Dirt Roads Lead to Tech The Greek Orthodox Expansion Pack Post-China, Agnostic, and Still Processing Rage Are You Wearing Overalls? Extraordinarily Sweet and Strange Gifts It's in There Like a Rotten Tooth Despite the Entire Pizza Being Soup A Good Impression of a Lisping Kid...

Also: ChatGPT's Seasonal Affective Disorder Stick a Laser Up Your Pecker This Book Full of Japanese Smut Extraordinarily Smart and Pathologically Cunning 'Tis the Solstice, Mr. Sun I Prefer Robot Bears to Foreign Nurses Raising Money for Men's Buttholes What Other Cultures Find Titillating You've Got Some Unburied Hatchets Fortunately Pretty but Unfortunately Board-Like Recorde...

Also: A Survivalist Born Just North of Hell Roundly Enjoying Haka Dances Do a Little Cock and Bone Yourself  The Underlying Ludicrousness of the Monoculture Sauce for the Michigander Talk About Getting Stoned A Spiritual Piece of Jesus-Jitsu The Decade of the Fashion Faux Pas We'll Get to Eggcorn in a Second  They'll Clean Your Clock Eight Ways to Sunday Recorded December 14, 2023.

Also: A Gummy Just Before Oppenheimer All the Other Stodgy Preachers Practicing Gluttony of Insistence How Many Holes Does a Human Face Have? Your Affectionate Uncle, Screwtape I've Learned Enough About Topology Either a Luddite or a Technophobe Next Time it's Cloudy, Don't Bitch About It Go Scrambling Through an AdWords Account Last Week We Went Over Moles Originally recorded Decem...

Also: Leave Baby Harp Seal Off the Menu Tastes Like Poverty Food to Me A Crippling Case of the Itis Your Dad Hates Fried Chicken The Hat Full of Old Conservative Pundits She's Got Nasal Epilepsy The Single Most Destructive Organism That Ever Lived And Then it Stank Up My Car Corral Frank and Make Him Behave At Risk of Being Tear Gassed Originally recorded November 30, 2023.

Also: Out of Sheer Impish Malevolence AWP:  Alcohol, Weed, and Panties Put the Fish in the Basket, or Get the Hose Sheep, Depression, and Patches of Peat Moss An IQ of 160 and Completely Useless Vali Always Leaves a Fan On Poetry That Makes No Conscious Sense Squeeze More Juice Out of the Lexical Orange Deeply Confused and Mildly Upset Hitchcock Directs Your Cooking Show Originally recorded Novemb...

Also: Alabama Went Swimmingly Watching Dolphins Sexually Assault Each Other This Lady's Got Labes Indiscriminately Killing CEOs and Mailmen The Best I Can Do is "Kielbasa" To Assassinate the President, Bomb the White House I Was Eating Indian Food, and Confused Homer Promoted to Independent Contractor Cogent, and Completely Nuts I'm Either Supercilious or Satirical Originally r...

Also: In Paradise, Fed Honeyed Cakes Saggy Sacks of Burlap on Top of a Skeleton And I've Dreamt Some Doozies Cory, Who Aimed a Shotgun at Your Father Living at Her Majesty's Pleasure Pretty Much Anytime I'm Masticating The White Box With the Cock on It But Frank, That's Sodomy! I Don't Want Your Impetigo The World Champions of Prison Torture Originally recorded November 2,...

Also: Jesus Returns, With Vietnam Flashbacks Like a Constipated Weiner Dog Ritually Destroy Specific Parts of Your Body The Persians Can One-Up the Assyrians My Two Adorable Podcast Buddies Why People Hate Planet Fitness I Dunno, Kill the Birds Eat Their Bread of Affliction Like the Viking I've Always Dreamed of Being Pretty Heavy on the "Not Honorable" Part Originally recorded Octo...

Also: Intergenerational Serial Armed Robbery Learn to Pronounce "Iñárritu" A Kidney Stone Photo Without Context It's Like I Farted in the Car Our Franchise-Soaked Cinema Landscape The $120 Million Meta-Joke A Bunch of Shit Started Happening in Jerusalem This Cancer Collateral Circle Jerk A Very Gregarious Gift-of-Gab Kind of Dude Smear Your Own Blood on Your Scene Partner's Fac...

Also: Sunk-Cost-Fallacy Our Way Through Love Spec Your Stats Into Charisma Qatar Gently Weeps Yet Another of Your Adorably Odd Brothers Or Just Leave the Stool Behind Whether or Not You Scream at the Kids B-Flat is Definitely Green If You're a Goddamned Satanist Those Knuckle-Draggers Down There Bowling, But With Trampolines Originally recorded October 13, 2023.

Also: A Bunch of Guidos With Gold Chains Time in Heavily Irradiated Areas As an Uncle-Nephew Bonding Experience Piss on the Sacred Space I Need a Mosquito Net If Shit Hits the Fan, I Can Do Hard Labor Some Egg Concoction Dig Post Holes With a Smile on My Face Flunkies, Goons, Duct Tapers, Box Tickers, Taskmasters Go Out With a Tuscan Bang Originally recorded September 21, 2023.

Also: A Pint in Your Favor Your Head is Wild by Definition Snails Encased in a Jar of Kool-Aid We Ordered Kayfabe and Django The Tiny Banana Republic of Gozvandina Rumpelstiltskin, Metaphorized None Pizza With Left Beef I'm the Fan for the Bouncy Castle Ya Gotta Be a Good Hang Gobs of Meat and Umami Goodness Originally recorded August 31, 2023.

Also: Dangly Bits of Archipelagos We Liked a Talkin' Charlie You're a Polyglot, Y'all It Made My Eyes Bleed Straight for the Jugular of Genetics A Mouthful of Quarters and Ambien "House of Cows" Dances Off the Tongue Two Cinder Blocks With Boots in Them Nothing as Good as Skinny Dipping The Legendary Red Rooster Originally recorded August 23, 2023.

Also: Flat Earth for Fashionable People Heavy Whipping Cream in My Granola Problematicity Sweet Love in a Pasture of Lemon Verbena Almost Gelatinous Krampus and the 12 Yule Lads Licking the Third Rail Hot and Sweaty for Breakfast Cusping Virgos for the Rest of the Day Mercury is in Gatorade Originally recorded August 16, 2023.

Also: She Had Tiger Parents The Dopamine Eyeball Drip Sacred Vibrational Geometry Fence Digging Sucks The Inside of Someone's Catacombs Buttery Shocks on That Church Van A Star Poster Child of the Hitlerjugend Is This Muchacha Finger-Lickin' Good? The Archetypal Queen of the Plastics I'd Really Like to Go to Slovenia Originally recorded August 11, 2023.