The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: Against the Steroid Jackals Jesus Likes His Souls Naked Gunnarsdóttir and Fish Jerky An Ethical Dilemma Foisted Upon Me Picking Lint Out of Your Navel Like Ireland, But it Hates You Hack Up Pieces of Lung A Humorous Bee in My Bonnet The Semi-Intentional Hiatus Evacuate Your Bowels Midair Originally recorded August 3, 2023.

Also: RuneScape While You Sleep Bryan, the Sparkle Straight? I'll Give You Roller Derby and Raise You One Softball We Call Her "Fucking Ashley" Despite the Auschwitzness of It A Little Trickle of Gay Friends If it Happens to Collide With Your Skull Cavorting Onscreen, and the Occasional Booby In a Puddle of Your Own Urine That Was Unusually Far Afield Originally recorded July 5, 202...

Also: Commune With Me, Bitch Phil Was Stabbed to Death in Encino The Opposite of Roy G. Biv This TV Trick Worked for 70 Years Before the Simpsons Jumped the Shark Sir Ian, Over Injera I'm Not Exactly a Rappist The Somehow-Still-Alive Justice Alito Call Our Congresspeople "Lead Babies" I Wasn't Given the Proper Color Wheel Originally recorded June 29, 2023.

Also: Speaking of Medical Discomforts We're Chit-Chatting, We're Pit-Pattering I Told Her You Had Bleeding Hemorrhoids The Great Bestial Gorilla Creature  You're Listening to Culture Shock When Did Neolithic Man Encounter Nine Gs? Boys Relieving Their Pelvic Sneeze We Stapled A.I. to It Diuretic From All Orifices Botanists: If You're Listening, Stop Originally recorded June 22,...

Also: Streets Covered in Beautiful Graffiti This Was Once a Complete Shithole Music's Equivalent of Flat-Earthers Stabbed Through the Wrist With a Red Hot Needle Don't Plug Charities Here, Cuyler Is it a Triple Entendre or Just a Threesome? Sugar, We're Goin' Down I Feel Like I'm Mansplaining Guitars Softly, and With a Big Euphemism Mariah Crashes Your Hard Drive Originall...

Also: My Pastrami and Goose-Teeth Sandwich Don't Overdo the Satan Thing Dutch People and Those Double Vowels It's Five O'Clock Here, Bitch Anything Ending in -Osis A Very Bedraggled Britney Spears Was Your Dad Viet Cong? I Need Cocaine Like a Jellyfish Needs Sand Mushroom Chocolates for Sale It Goes Airborne and Blows Out Your Face Originally recorded June 9, 2023.

Also: I Like Your Peacock Wanna Check Out the Mole on My Back? The Con Man Says to Play Chess Orgasm During Childbirth My Anus is Distended Lately A Monocled British Thumbs-Up Emoji The Moon Was Just a Sliver Back Then I'll Do Dragon's Milk Name Your Cat "Mr. Darcy" Here's a Cup of Shit I Made for You Originally recorded May 18, 2023.

Also: An Aggrieved Man Goes on a Killing Spree Have You Been Incontinent of Late? The One-Legged Ass-Kicking Contest Bend Over, Junior! Testing for Fingerprints in Zimbabwe Enjoy the Collision of Trains and Cows Wall-to-Wall Funko Pops I Put on My Prosthetic for This? His Share of Ear-Muffing Over the Years Send Me the Vomit Emoji Originally recorded May 11, 2023.

Also: How Cats Experience Umami Megalomaniacal and Underslept James, My Minion Sock Puppet If You Think Velveeta is Exotic Bicycle Home on LSD Grandpa, Don't Yuck My Yum 7th Graders Turn Into Shit Monsters Like a Mouthful of Sheet Metal Lampshades of Human Skin Copulate With Noodles and Fish Originally recorded April 20, 2023.

Also: I am a Diagnosably Sweaty Person The Horror of Universal Paperclips A Neo-Nazi Terror Bird Vaguely Skeleton-Level Aware Run Down by a Poorly Managed Dog That Weird-Looking Pile of Foreskin Peppering With All This Patois The Greatest Display of Qipao-ing Ever They Shoved Food Directly Down My Throat Weird Balls of Butter Cheese Originally recorded April 13, 2023.

Also: We're Rollin' for Infection! Am I Grammatically Ambiguous? Scolded by ChatGPT Billie Jean, in the Words of Chaucer Thrust a Metal Chopstick Into His Eye Yoda, With a Football Jersey One Language Short of Polyglottal Greatness You're Dutch, So I Bet You're Blunt Hitler Took Care of the Hitler Problem The Jackhammer or the Baseball Bat? Originally recorded April 6, 2023.

Also: They Were Paid in Grog When Good Observant Jews Get Sloshed This is How He Likes it Tickled They Only Killed the Breadwinners Haman the Prick, Impaled on a 70-Foot Stake Shoot Them Out Back Eunuchs Feature Rather Prominently Some of Them Don't Even Have Legs How Many Geniuses Died in a Rice Field? If You Need a Ball Hog, It's Going to be Cam Originally recorded March 30, 2023.

Also: Mr. Peanut and the Happy Dictionary If You Had a Really Long Hosepipe The Year the Left Completely Lost Its Mind Rotting Bits of Your Upper Head Two Wizened Husks, Debating A Luxury Head Lice Comb Chirimu Pabaang Mows His Halakhmu Grass What Gives You Pockmarks? Those Barbarian Hittites Fight Over the Ranch Dressing at Dinner Originally recorded March 23, 2023.

Also: Classical Economists Get Pissed Off A Weed With a Marketing Budget I'm in Favor of Ornamental Testicles Like Guinness's Chocolatier Cousin He is Disgustingly Gorgeous The Great Ron Pieratt Cranium Her Name Emblazoned on All the Gutters Solar Pandemonium Has Descended Upon Us Your Forearms, Ripped Off By the Auger The Trespasses I'll Be Committing Tomorrow Originally recorded M...

Day 21 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded March 7, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 20 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded March 6, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 19 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded March 3, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 18 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded March 2, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 17 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded March 1, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 16 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded March 1, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 15 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded February 27, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 14 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded February 24, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 13 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded February 24, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 12 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded February 22, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 11 of our annual 21-day writing challenge. Originally recorded February 21, 2023. Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: https://meganmacedo.com/