The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: • Liechtenstein vs. Micronesia • The Little Postage-Stamp-Sized Thingamajig • Their Immense Capacity to Put Down Liquor • Whale Hunting in the Desert • Explicitly Sawing Off Your Future • Which Made Him Kind of a Douchebag Husband • Anyone Who Lives on the Nepalese Steppe • Still Kissing Ditka's Feet • A Particularly Interesting Passage in Mein Kampf • You Little Edgelord, You Recorded...

Also: • Extraordinarily Tragic and Metaphorically Resonant • As Urine Dribbles From the Third Rail • Shoot Up Some Heroin and Work on My Novel • We Fly Away Like Freshly Fed Pigeons • Don't Know How They Navigate a Polycule • Clavicular Was Mid-Jestergooning • Zen Buddhists Feel the Same Way About Bruce Lee • Did She Hit a Really Good Spliff? • I Have to Bathe My Neighbor's Chihuahuas •...

Also: • Understand the Physics of Open Houses • Here, Have Some Charcuterie • A Snub-Nosed Turtle Floating in the Jar • Unga-Bunga That With a Palm Tree and Two Hands • In What Dimension is a Chihuahua a Good Dog? • Conjured From the Ether of Chicagoland  • Process Me and Give Me a F***ing Baloney Sandwich • Three Instances of Baby Mama Drama • He Was an Exceptionally Cantankerous Man • In the Lim...

Also: • Just a Crab, Happy in the Hot Tub • Shouldn't the Homeless Rabbi Be at the Core? • Without Killing Actual Frogs • Acknowledge the Sneering Resentment I Have • Some Unimaginably Massive Scab • When That Horse Stops Spitting Out Money • Or Lop Some Limbs Off • Rich People Do Not Go to the Bargain Bin • Cuyler Has Slurs on the Brain • Grinding My Teeth at How Much I Hate the Pastor Recor...

Also: • One of Those North Pole Igloos You Can Sleep In • We Are Not in Rural Pakistan • Anecdotes From the Peloponnesian War • You Would Still Have Magnificent Hair • Because It's Cole F***ing Porter • Weird Pacts That Weirdo Kids Make • They're Just in a Scooby Doo Costume • I Have Not Sired Any Children That I Know Of • Pull a Bo Burnham in About 10 Years • He's Got This Big Long...

Also: • I've Seen a Shrew on the Blasket • You Rapscallion Bastards! • Aggressively, Offensively British • Admire Me Until My Memoir Comes Out • This is Bush League, James • The Amount of Oxytocin That Goes Through Her Brain • A 13-Year-Old's Unavoidable Boner • Stuck in the Rinse Cycle of Resentment • Valiantly Committing Seppuku • A Metric By Which I Can Whip Myself Recorded May 26, 20...

Also: • Including, But Not Limited to, Cholera and Dysentery • He's Like a Conjoined Twin of Bob • They're Pissed When They See My Numbers • I'm Looking at You, Immanuel Kant! • Never Mind What the Pentecostals are Doing • They Ooze Blue • Three More Albums in the Banana Stand • I Never Interacted With Thor • If It's Too Long It Gets Lopped Off • Hire Private Israeli Militias t...

Also: • We Are Occupied By Memes • Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf • He is a Deeply Silly Man • A Pox on You and Your Family • Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest • Guerrilla Warfare Among British Eccentrics • You're Getting His 1,000-Yard Stare • My Dad's Very Potent Reality Distortion Field • The Pearl-Clutching Outrage • Find a Way to Make More of Them Die Recorded May 9...

Also: • Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio • Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse • A Game of Who Can Jizz More • If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy • Intra-Feminine Character Assassination • I Thought Hookah Was Going to Take Over • Just a Flutter of a Nutty Edam Cheese • A Screaming Fit Over Basil Plants • Eating Baby Food and Worshipping a Rock • And Genocides Up the Wazoo Rec...

Also: • Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls • A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage • If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great • Cut That Shit Off, Dog • You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock • Three Ways to Say "Potato" • Their Own Supply of Helium in the Basement • But We Still Look for Sponge Bob • A Whole Lot of Barbed Clauses and Caveats • Would You Love Me if I Was a Worm? Reco...

Also: • Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad • Yup, That's My Species • She Put Your What in Your Tuchus? • A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch • If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine • Navigate Corporeally Through This Realm • I'm Assuming That's Yiddish • Until People Start Boning, This is Not Data • You're Shit-Faced at 3 p.m. • Jumpin' Jehovah Ja...

Also: • Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name • Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay • Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads • Our Military-Industrial Salchicha • One or Two Segments of Your Pinky Finger • A Variety of Public Beatings, Stonings, or Other Forms of Execution • Actual Shit Stains Left on the Seats • Social Cohesion by Way of Sex  • Kind of a Dickhole Thing to Do to a Landlord •...

Also: • Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money • Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith! • I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too • Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes • Elaborate on the Provincial and the Bass-Ackwards • Are You Familiar With Skibidi Toilet? • Their Mandarin is Laughably Coarse and Grating • Tomatoes Cooked in Lead-Lined Pans • What Country Isn't a Mixed-Econo...

Also: • Somewhere Between Vladimir Lenin and Stevie Wonder • Fighting, Obsession, Drama, or Death • There's Something Wrong With Mrs. Washburn • I Will Credit the Nazis on This • A Fun Story From the World of Prostate Cancer • Wolverines and a Bunch of Stupid Poodles • They Confiscated Everyone's Bicycles • That's Not How You Make a Remoulade Sauce! • Veer Away and Watch for the G-F...

Also: • The Xerox Machine is Erotic to Me • They Think He's a Dumbshit Meathead • I Actually Like Yak • Streaming From Most of Your Facial Orifices • One of the God-Kings of Meme Culture • Get Soggy and Start to Slough Off • Integrated Corn on the Cob • Sucking Teats of Cows for Nourishment • Heroin, Carbohydrates, and a Monthly Salary • Don't You Dare, You Pig! Recorded March 20, 2026.

Also: • All Commerce is a Circle Jerk • Bio-Psychological Chemistry Not Conducive to Good Decision Making • It's the Group Peacocking I really Miss • Horrible Burning Smelly Ash Heap Dystopian Detroit • It Looks Like Puyallup • That's a Lot More Chutzpah Than I Got • Not as Toxic as the Strip Clubs • You Were a Doppelgänger of Me • Guys, Where are All the Cats? • And I'm Barely Lowe...

Also: • Proposals of Marriage Flooding in From Around the Globe • Virtuosity? I Call It Gymnastics • A New Plant Named Cliff • Fly Into a Rage and Shatter Your Only Guitar • When a Tour Bus Rolled and Fell on Him • Please Join My Polycule • Reach Across This Counter and Beat Somebody's Ass • By the Way ... Necrophilia? • Or Any of Those Other Breastaurants • Mutualistic Opportunistic Manipula...

Also: • The Great Recycling Bin of Media and Culture • She's on the Couch Totally Knackered • 7th Graders Who Don't Know Jack F*** About Physics • Because Bryan is Mister Sun • Lie Down in a Pit of Dirt and Wait to Die • That Bog Most Certainly Stank Half to Hell • I'm Just a Bill, Up on Capitol Hill • This Sweet Old Marshmallowy Man • With a Little Bit of Hozier • He Starts Punchin...

Also: • Attentions Paid to His Buttshole • And I'm Soaking in It • For the Same Reason Whales Have Feet • Corn-Creating Symbiotic Animals • A G-Spot in a Most Surprising Place • Dogs Domesticated Us • Where He Meets a Talking Mattress • Spit Becomes a Slick Substance • From Your Own Loins Sprang the Object of Your Ire • We Are the Pancake People Recorded February 19, 2026.

Also: • Strip Clubs, Arms Dealers, Consultants to ICE • They Fucked With the Chicken • I'm a Pretty Goddamn Fun Wedding Officiant • Half the Eyes are Full of Tears • An Unfortunate Thursday Evening in February • Deep Fry Some Oreos and a Stick of Butter • I Get to Have a Piece of Flea With Me • Without the Full Brunt of Federal Goons • A $17 Egg Sandwich, if You Like • Sent Into the Jungle Wi...

Also: • Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace • This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire • My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster • It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted • The Daydream-Like Reflections of a Man Full of Regret • Do They Order Pizza in Romania? • Shirts Unbuttoned to the Navel, Necklaces and Taco Meat • Look How Much They Hate Jews! • You Could Be Maori, You Could...

Also: • Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion • Outside of the Rare Fetishist • Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off • He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake • Would Somebody Just Give This Kid Some Valium? • When You've Got $30 Million to Smear • I Probably Wouldn't Tell You to Suck a Dick • Do We Have a Wheelchair? Do We Have a Vegan? • You'd Make an Excellent...

Also: • Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy • A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat • If I Had Pearls to Clutch ... • Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture • And Then Something Goes a Little Squiggly • Lying Dead Behind a Trash Dumpster • It's Supposed to be Jarring • Frank Comes Up When I'm Doing Mushrooms • The Latest Album by Chonkus • How About a Dutch Oven or a Dirty Sanc...

Also: • Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries • Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees • He Distinctly Hears a Meow • The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms • It Would Trigger a Lunatic Rant • The Sociocultural Umami We All Swim In • So Screamingly Ephemeral • Just a Meat Market of Desperation • Sitting on Top of the Carburetor, Petrified • Who Stabs a 71-Year-Old Man? • Hairless...