The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: • How Many People are Living in an Iron Lung Right Now? • A Little Rainbow Splotch to the Left of It • Telegraph Sex and Bomb Threats • I Don't Spend a Lot of Time Looking at the Sun • Twins, and They're Both Aboriginal • Our Drummer is a Felon • They Didn't Call Me a Barrel-Chested Monster Baby for Nothing • Barring Some Freak Relational Disaster • The Value of a Single Human...

Also: • Learn to Yearn for the Exuberance of Play • Fire and Fury and Burning Babies • The Lifeless Puddle That Was Once Frosty • Stab the CEO With Your Banjo • This Jesus Guy Blows My Mind • Munch More Vigorously on My Popcorn • Scolding and Censorious and Noisome and Irritating • Ticker-Tape Me Through Why That's Funny • An Ass That would Launch 1,000 Ships • There Was No Babbling, Yowling,...

Also: • Say "Drew Peacock" Really Fast • A Great Show Until One of Them Died • Get Your AI to Hallucinate • What Might Possibly Constitute a Refrigerator • My Bank is Now an Amazon Fresh • Getting Them to Sweat in Their Own Living Rooms • But She's Got a Full Head of Hair • According to David, That Makes Him a Goon • Your Insulin is Subsidized • We'll Happily Splice in Burger K...

Also: • Distended Stomachs and Meat Mouths • Can I Shit on One Human Culture in Particular? • Caves That Take Expert Spelunking • A Baby You Threw in a Box and Forgot About • Saturn Has No Influence on Me • An Arms Race Between the Dolphins, the Crows, and the Pigs • Japan Prefers Robot Bears • Blessings I've Had, Being a Nepotist • Astrology is Flat Earth for Fashionable People • All the Way...

Also: • Up My Nostrils, As Well They Should Be • My Brainless Ear Candy Playlist • A Gajillion Ladies With Their Pekingese Yipe-Yipe-Yipe Dogs • Do The Right Thing:  Kill Them First • This is My Roommate, Naked • They Don't Eat Cats Where I Lived • The Penis of the Plains, As They Call It • You Were Gestating at the Time • A Polyamorous Lesbian is Being Scolded by Her Mother • Ken Could Be a...

Also: • I Was in a Mosh Pit Recently • He's the God of Dolphins and Underground Plumbing • Strabismus as Usual • The Drummer is Drooling Evenly From Both Sides of His Mouth • Does He Shake Righty or Lefty? • An Unusually Violent G.K. Chesterton Quote • I Can Drive Over to the Guy's House and Punch Him in the Face • You'd be Amazed How Far You Can Get With Pizza • All Our Listeners C...

Also: • And I Looked Into the Chicken's Eyes • What Exactly is Stroking This Little Endorphin Rush of Pleasure? • No State-Sponsored Kid-Diddling Involved • I Have a Love-Hate Relationship With ESTJs • A Dorky Evening Serial Drama That Starred Alec Baldwin • That Absolute Asshole of a Child • Someone Whose Middle Name is Actually "Car" • Covered in This Pink Translucent Gunk • It&ap...

• The Tail is Wagging the Dog, at This Point • A Smarmy Group of Know-It-All Assholes • After a Prolonged Edging Session • Your Caramel-Smooth Voice and Pipes of a Flautist • Funniness is Holiness • How Many Birds are Named After White Men? • Skibidi, Nut, and Gooning • Gen-Alpha Emerged From the Dank Depths Below • Rife With Irony, Irritation, Boredom, and a Sneering Bite • $49 in Stevie Wonder&a...

Also: • Chatting Up Some Mormon Floozy • Full of Privileged Little Snot-Nosed White Kids • Like a Gutted Walleye • You've Stepped Into the Greatest Dojo on Earth • I Only Have One Torso • Leaving Pieces of Steak on Her Porch • Naked in Front of Polite Company • Charlie Kirk Among Pink-Haired Leftists • Her Mouth in a Big Giant Ice Sling • The Family Has to Travel in a Winnebago Recorded Octob...

Also: • Bang the Drum About the Tinkerbell Effect • It's Been Donkey's Years • How Many Megatons of Beetle Flesh Would it Be? • In a Pool of His Own Shit in the Green Room • You're in Fine Fettle! • Explain the Very Large Diversity of Marsupials • One Very Tenacious Peanut Farmer • The World's First Sexually Ambiguous Superhero • 46 Pounds of Steroids in Your Carryon • A Partic...

Also: • An "Old Man Screams at Clouds" Moment • Like Hello Fresh, But With Human Anatomy • I'm Not Stalin but You're Mao-Thing Off • They Had to Kill Thousands of Orangutans • Unless I'm in the Mood for Popeye's Chicken • It's Always Blood Sacrifice • Lodged in My Brain Like Corn in My Teeth • I Said "Rhodesia" Flippantly • With Lips of Power and Verses...

Also: • And I Looked Into the Chicken's Eyes • What Exactly is Stroking This Little Endorphin Rush of Pleasure? • No State-Sponsored Kid-Diddling Involved • I Have a Love-Hate Relationship With ESTJs • A Dorky Evening Serial Drama That Starred Alec Baldwin • That Absolute Asshole of a Child • Someone Whose Middle Name is Actually "Car" • Covered in This Pink Translucent Gunk • It&ap...

Also: • Somewhere Between Hiroshima and Tsar Bomba • I'd Rather Not Have Tinnitus • And a Very Large Blast Crater • The Most Popular Smut on the Internet • A Swim in a Spent-Nuclear-Fuel Pool • The Same Reaction to a Baboon • All Ready to Tear Each Other's Throats Out • Throwing Punches, or Setting Fire to Their Guest House • A Lot of Animalism and Growling • I Think She's Locked Up...

Also: • Delighted to Introduce Sbubby to Your Cousin • Almost the Same Level of Skeleton • They Ran Off Scampering Into Trees, Naked • Happy With a Perceived Idiot in Charge • The Veep Just Shot a Guy in the Face • Two Can Keep a Secret if One is Lobotomized • The Word Pretzels We Tie Ourselves Into • Should We Be Eating Babies? • Weeping on the Ground Like Socrates Just Stepped on You • Although...

Also: • He Can Stand Up During Doggy • Beaten Into Submission With a Metronome • Stiff, Awkward, Shitty White-People Music • The Comedic Needs of Generation Alpha • Was Mercury in Gatorade? • You Were There, Waddling Around as a Toddler • Mmm-Hmm, That is Baby-Makin' Music! • Such Insufferable Disco Schmaltz • Was That When They Killed Your Lemon Verbena? • Just the Odd Nebraskan Voodoo Curse...

Also: • I Recently Won a Battle for a Sponge Cavity • A Little Spot Called Quoddy Head • Consensual Beatings That Trigger Urination • Sea Lions, Sunfish, and Julius Caesar • Maybe a Little Skanky on the Weekends • Runts Make Love, Not War • Involve Battery Acid in Your Reproductive Process • Classic Frank Zappa Judo • They Always Served Lobster to the Prisoners • With the Minor Addition of Zendaya...

Also: • The Older Ladies Were All Fans of Capital Punishment • He Couldn't Not Get His Dick Wet • Well, Ain't This Place a Geographical Oddity! • A Giant Horseshit Kangaroo Court • He's Honorable Because His Dad's a Lord • A Bulletproof Chamber You Could Walk Through • Bryan's Recipe Ecstasy Corner • I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face • A Giant Oz-the-Great-and-Pow...

Also: • Dude, This Does Not Suck! • What Strange Shower Were You Bathing In? • And I Use This Term Incorrectly • Two Matching Diamond-Encrusted Cock Rings • As I'm in This Perpetual State of Cringe • Skeet Shooting is Really Bad for Television • Massively Irritate My Already Irritated Bladder • Korean Archers Have Groupies • Just the Look of Bafflement on Your Face • Take Thy Beak From Out My...

Also: • We Probably Don't Eat Enough Mud • The Coffee Pot for Masochists • A Known Thing That You've Got a Limp Noodle • She's Still All Sniffly • Part of That Process is My Butthole • Large Muscular Mounds of Grossness • This Will Make Her a Screamer • Chronic Pinkeye From Sunrise to Sunset • Another Kidney Stone on the Way • Particularly Recalcitrant Toddlers Recorded August 1, 20...

Also: • This Giant Sea of Poison Ivy • Sidenote: D.C. Sucks • Because Your Beloved Has the 'Rona • Another Potentate from Paraguay • Chinese is Full of Tripthongs • Duct Tape, Bailing Wire, and Chewing Gum • The Legendary Place to Lose Volleyballs • Rob Had This Weird Voodoo • Sucking Away Massive Amounts of Your RAM • Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Recorded July 26, 2024.

Also: • All the Places You've Sharted Yourself • Guys Eating 70-Foot Pizzas • A Weird Kink That's Unreciprocated • And I'm Not Even a Dog Guy • June is Busting Out All Over • You're a Different Kind of Rat • A Cross Between John Lennon and Geddy Lee • We Elected You Resident Sex God • Weird and Spidery and Way Out on the Edge • And Then I Want to Talk About Refrigerators Record...

Also: • We Live in a Post-Pac-Man-Fever Wasteland • Let's Jitz and Squaw Till We're Jatzed • Is There a Cameo by Pinkman? • I've Always Been a Lot More Effete Than Travis Kelce • Fatwa Sex is the Best Sex There Is • Six Cicada-Killing Hornets Outside Our Laundry Room • The Guide to Recalcitrance is on the Back of Your Shirt • A Lot Harder When it's Time to Skin the Rabbit • To...

Also: • Let's Abolish the 7-Day Week • So Much More Angular, Upsetting, and Obtuse • Kicking the Shit Out of the Credenza • A Massive Emotional Scab Ripped Off One Day • Jordan Sounds Like a Lunatic • A Man Will F*** in a Cardboard Box • You Feel Seepy and Got a Hangnail • I Still Don't Understand Autogynephilia • Who's Left if We Remove Linda? • Experiencing Asshole Skulduggery • T...

Also: • Please Do Not Think Too Hard About This • We Spoon for All the Wrong Reasons • Death and Gangrene and Putrefaction and Dogs and Cannibalism • Single Out the Jews as an Entire Category • No Botulism at McDonald's • God's Got a Great Rack • That's a Damn Miracle Right There • Jonah, Pissed to the Point of Dying • Was it, Like, Brainworm? • That is the Right Postscript to That...

Also: • You Take a Dinghy to Get There • The Lurkers, the Listeners, the Shadows • Is This Fighting or Really Violent Sex? • A Chunk Out of Your Leg and a Dead Seal Next to You • Foxy John's Bardware Store • Me and My Terrified Ass, Bleeding From One Hand • No Better Time to Have Daddy There • The Stock is Falling for Straight White Men • Vigilante Justice is Generally Frowned Upon • Skulking...