Tall or Nothing

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Tall or Nothing

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

A Brand New Therapy Crouch Experience: Peter Pulls off the ULTIMATE Surprise! Part 1 29.10.2024

On today’s instalment of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are taking things in a COMPLETELY different direction, as Crouchy tries to finally shed his sh*t surprise giver moniker and blow Abbey completely off her feet.  Fans of the show will know that Crouchy isn’t known for his gift giving skills (monkey island, orange Chanel bag, indoor tree, the list goes on) however today he is a man wi...

Let’s Get This Show on the Road! Abbey and Peter Take Therapy Crouch on Tour?! 24.10.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is very much NOT business as usual, as Abbey and Peter take the podcast on the road and are coming at you live(ish) and direct from the boogie bus!! We are sure you have a lot of questions about this unusual set up, but fear not, all will be revealed in due time!  Even as they travel the length and breadth of the country in their very own boogie bu...

Roman Kemp Discusses Awkward Interviews, Brit Award Blunders and Call of Duty Contests! 22.10.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than Mr Roman Kemp himself!  After recently leaving Capital FM breakfast show, Roman has been revelling in his new found freedom of no longer having to start work at 4am!  Roman lifts the lid on life after Radio, his experiences growing up in the Kemp household where global megastars like George Michael co...

‘I’ve Never Let Myself Go Wild’ Why You Will NEVER See Peter at a Theme Park 17.10.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back at it answering all the burning questions you guys need to know the answers too!  Abbey and Peter give their verdict on the dreaded midlife crisis, and why having one may just be the kick start your relationship needs! Abbey embraces her inner trapeze artist when discussing what circus trick she would most like to be able...

Surprise Surprise; Crouchy Treats Abbey to her DREAM Holiday! 15.10.2024

On this weeks episode Pete puts his foot down after a constantly having his chargers stolen and we continue with more of your stories on horrendous Christmas presents.  After going viral for her singing talents Abbey has been at the Karaoke once again after a few beverages.  It’s surprise galore as Pete has pulled his finger lining up two surprises in quick succession, however Ab is...

‘It’s the Biggest Ick on a Man’ Abbey Goes Mental for Maths 10.10.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are back answering the nations burning topics, from fashion faux pas to gift giving go-tos.  Abbey also reveals what one of her biggest icks in a man is (cue Pete). And Crouchy dishes the dirt on his Desert Island Disk choices.  We also hear from a listener who wants to know Abbey and Peter’s thoughts on some cold blooded frie...

‘This Cannot Be True!!’ Abbey ASTOUNDED by Cuffing Season Revelations 08.10.2024

October is officially upon us, and The Therapy Crouch is having its very own Oktoberfest to celebrate all things Autumn.  Today we give you your guide to smashing this October, from our favourite foods to updating your wardrobe, no stone is left unturned on how to keep a smile on your face during these long, dark nights.  Abbey is also shocked, and a little bit dismayed, by Peter’s ‘cuff...

‘Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow’ Peter Hair Care Treatments REVEALED! 03.10.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are in fine form as they get stuck into all the typically funny, outrageous and downright silly questions that you guys want to know the answers to this week! After getting fed up of the constant jibes directed at him and his barnet, Peter has taken some preventive measures in the form of hair care, which Abbey duly exposes him for on o...

Abbey and Peter to the Rescue on our RAUNCHIEST Agony Ab So Far 01.10.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back giving the lowdown on what has been another very eventful week in the Crouch household.  Still nursing hangovers from the big engagement party, Abbey and Peter spill the beans on their recent, raucous night out that culminated in Abbey finally giving the people what they want in a publicised rendition of, yes you guessed it, S...

‘I Can’t Do This Anymore’ Peter Threatens to Throw in the Towel 26.09.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, it I back to business as usual for your favourite couple who have had a week off answering your weird and wonderful questions but are no back in action.  In an outrageous turn of events, Peter threatens to throw in the towel on the Therapy Crouch after revealing recent records have taken their toll! Abbey also spills the beans on how to achieve h...

‘I Don’t Love You Enough To Consider It’ Abbey’s Hilarious Response to Pete’s Outrageous Proposal 24.09.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is most certainly in the air after one of our very own has decided to take the plunge and pop the question to his dearly beloved.  In honour of this, Abbey and Peter are taking a look back at some of the most iconic proposals they have seen and relive their own romantic proposal.  In the weekly whine section, we hear from a mother whose love...

The day we Spiced up The Therapy Crouch! 19.09.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we thought we would spice things up more than usual and take a change of pace than our AMA and are giving you tips on how to spice things up during Pumpkin Spice Latte Season With a little help from Starbucks, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane to explore some of the spiciest antics they have got up to over the course of their relationship. ...

‘I’m Sporty and Hunky’ Peter’s Hypothetical Hinge Profile Revealed 17.09.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, there is a storm brewing in the Crouch household.  Straight off the back of a golfing trip in the scenic Port Rush Abbey has a bone or two to pick with Pete which causes a fair few fireworks!! In classic Therapy Crouch style, the pair use the couch to air their grievances, kiss and make up and help some of our beloved listeners with their own problems...

‘We Do It Better Than Anyone’ Abbey Clancy’s Chippy Verdict 12.09.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are back in action tackling all the hard hitting topics that are keeping you, our dear listeners awake at night.  We address the problem of where to stash the Christmas gifts in a house full of nosey parkers, as well as how best to diffuse an argument in the form of fancy dress when all other hope fails.  Abbey gives her final...

Kimberly Wyatt and max Rogers Join Abbey and Peter on The Therapy Crouch! 10.09.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Abbey and Peter are joined by their good friends and all round power couple Kimberly Wyatt and Max Rogers!  The couple explore their respective career journeys into showbusiness and Kimberly gives a 101 lesson on how sliding down a bannister can help secure your role in one of the biggest girl groups the world has ever seen. Max, a model and former pre...

Near Death Experiences, Excellent Accents and Biggest Turn Offs! Therapy Crouch #AMA 05.09.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are fresh off the back of their summer of fun but still in the hot seat answering all your weird and wonderful questions.  Before jumping straight into this week’s Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter have a little debrief on their summer of love, including their recent adoption of a new kitten name beau and Pete reveals he was the fir...

‘Our Favourite Moments So Far’ Therapy Crouch All Time Club Classics 03.09.2024

With the back to work and back to school blues firmly upon us, The Therapy Crouch team have scoured some of our all time best clips to bring you this compilation mashup and put that spring back in your step! What will make the cut? Bonk Beats? Squat Boxes? The birth of Anon? You will have to stay tuned to find out! 00:00 Introduction 02:34 Education, Education, Education 09:32 Worlds Worst Meal De...

I’ve Got The Personality of a Champion’ Abbey and Peter’s Personality Performance Review 30.08.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter decide to put themselves to the test and find out just exactly what type of personality they have with a little help from the myers briggs test! Abbey and Pete battle it out to see if they can find out once and for all who has the best personality out of this dynamic duo as well as what their results say about them.  In the Agony Abs,...

Cultural Collisions, Stand Up Scaries and the CUTEST Compliments - Therapy Crouch #AMA 30.08.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are back in action answering all your crazy questions from the past 7 days! We hear about the cutest compliments the pair have ever given each other, as well as who would win in a comedy stand off between the pair (no prizes for guessing the winner) One of our listeners also writes in with fears on how a fourth will affect their family...

Country Music Classics, Terrific Teachers and Gothic Mysteries - Therapy Crouch #AMA 22.08.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter have taken a pause from listening to their joint audio books on the sun lounger to come (almost) live and direct to answer anything and everything that has been on your mind! Today, we discuss some of Abbey and Peter’s favourite country music classics - shout out Dolly and Kris kristofferson - as well as the lasting impact that some of...

‘She’s The GOAT’ Abbey and Pete’s Olympic and Paralympic Fever 20.08.2024

The Olympics may have ended but with the Paralympics yet to begin, Abbey and Peter are still in full swing olympic fever and are putting their sporting knowledge to the test on today’s instalment of the Therapy Crouch.  From the winners, to the losers and everything in between, Abbey and Peter talk all things track and field, memorable moments as well as their own Olympic ambitions! There is...

Pizza Preferences, Excellent Authors and Persistent Polyps - Therapy Crouch #AMA 15.08.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are still sunning themselves up but not taking any time off to answer all your burning hot topics! We hear from a listener who is struggling to lose the relationship weight and is in need of some therapy crouch motivation, as well as what would be Abbey’s “Relatable sport” if she were to enter the LA Olympics 2028! Peter is also on han...

‘It Was Our Favourite Holiday Yet’ Abbey and Peter’s Top European Getaway 13.08.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dish the dirt on one of their favourite holiday experiences so far in Europe.  Find out what Abbey and Peter’s top holiday destination is this year, as well as the cultural delights they were able to enjoy during their summer getaway and Abbey’s heartbreak after she was unable to source one of her all time favourite foods in it’s birth...

Pesky Papers & Their Headline Hoaxes - The Therapy Crouch AMA! 08.08.2024

This Thursday we join our pod squad on their holiday couch for another episode of the Therapy Crouch AMA! Recorded direct from their Portugal retreat we hear about why Peter is a bad Padel coach & what he could do to help Abbey improve, whether they've got any rolls of the dice left in their relationship, the most irksome headlines they've ever read about themselves & much much more... All...

"We Are Opening A Korean Dog Sanctuary" Pete and Abbey's BIG MOVE! 06.08.2024

Fresh off the heals from a family vacation at Lanzarote, Abbey and Peter are fresh faced and back in action talking all things family fun on their recent adventure away together! We discuss their heavily detailed family itinerary, as well as Peter's summer getaway to the European Final! Enjoy this week's Therapy Crouch! To contact us:  Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com  Instagram: https:...

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