Tall or Nothing

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Tall or Nothing

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Latest episode

Oct 15, 2026

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Episodes

Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything 15.10.2026

On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack the unfiltered reality of marriage when life gets messy. The debate moves straight into home renova...

“Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers 13.10.2026

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20 summers left" to Pete officially banning Abbey from his car after driveway parking chaos and a trashed centre console. Plus, Gaz reveals the time he wore skin-tight long johns into an office job for weeks on e...

"You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA 08.10.2026

We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA! Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some...

How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma! 06.10.2026

We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when walking past your partner, the perils of the "sweaty chin rest" hug, and Abbey...

“You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions 01.10.2026

Welcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick things off with a debate over spa days, why Abbey would rather see the coving guy than go on date night, hungover spooning styles, and an awkward run-in with Frank Skinner. Then it’s straight into listener dilemmas: Pete faces...

Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past! 29.09.2026

Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+ series The Real Rooneys, Wayne and Coleen hold nothing back. Wayne opens up about the emotional wobble...

“That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets. 24.09.2026

This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table. Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big...

What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama! 22.09.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit! In this week’s listener dilemmas,...

“Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend! 17.09.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas! In this week’s listener questions, a li...

“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce! 15.09.2026

In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare. Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between...

“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama 10.09.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard! In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward ho...

Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals! 08.09.2026

Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama! On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day! Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesm...

He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets! 03.09.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible bachelor! In this week’s listener questions, we hear from someone who has been brutally frozen out by her lo...

Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma! 01.09.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn! Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectur...

“That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score! 27.08.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship. After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom,...

Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare! 25.08.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about! The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 millio...

AMA Gone Wild! Abbey & Peter Get TIPSY! Wine Tasting, £500 Bottles and Liberty’s Secret Wine Tips! 20.08.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine tasting! Armed with bottles ranging from brilliant £9 bargains to alternatives for wines that can cost hundreds of pounds, Liberty attempts to teach Abbey and Pete everything they need to know about choosing a good bottle...

Ed Sheeran Lived On My Sofa! Liberty Reveals Wild Nights Out & An Awkward Leo DiCaprio Encounter! 18.08.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of friendship, celebrity encounters and more than a few questionable decisions. Liberty reveals how she first met Abbey during her modelling days and recalls being caught in the middle of one of Abbey and Pete’s biggest argu...

Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA 13.08.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch household—much to Peter's complete lack of co...

"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama! 11.08.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks! We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" side...

Underwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything! 06.08.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid? In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a liste...

Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?! 04.08.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves. Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance...

The Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read... 30.07.2026

On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions. From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along...

America Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It! 28.07.2026

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before. The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realit...

Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women? 23.07.2026

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything , and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere. The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, wee...

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