Tall or Nothing

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Tall or Nothing

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

‘Once The Shabba Goes, There’s Nothing Left’ Therapy Crouch #AMA 01.08.2024

In a new twist of events, Abbey and Peter decide to kick this week’s Therapy Crouch AMA with a question to each other rather than a question themselves… with less than surprising results! After a near WWIII meltdown we hit the hard hitting topics that have been requested directly from you guys. Favourite Dessert? Come Dine With Me Menus? Treats For Toddlers? That is just a tantalising taster of th...

Jax Jones and Joel Corry on Garage Music, New Releases and Career Aspirations! 30.07.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two legends of the music business to talk all things music, careers and their brand new release Tonight (D.I.Y.A) Having worked with each other before, the pair lift the lid on what really goes into creating a smash hit single and their own weekly whines that they have developed over their years working together.  The pai...

‘You’ve Got To Be Selfish’ Abbey Response To Wedding Day Woes 25.07.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA your favourite couple are back at it answering all your questions, queries and conundrums that have come up over the past 7 days!  Today we give some advice on how to nail the perfect date night, and Abbey and Peter shoot straight when it comes to helping a listener who is worried she won’t be able to enjoy her big day.  The pair also give th...

‘I’ve Booked You In For A Hair Transplant’ Abbey Goes TOO FAR 23.07.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Abbey and Peter are giving some of their top tips and witty insights on how to keep your mental health in peak condition With it being Men’s Health Week at the time of recording, The Therapy Crouch team thought it only right to share some of the things they have learnt over the years to maintain their mental and physical health! We also hear from one of our...

‘We Had NICKI MINAJ at our Wedding!’ Therapy Crouch #AMA 18.07.2024

On today’s Therapy Crouch #AMA it is very much business as usual from the nation’s favourite armchair therapists who love to give you guys a chance to ask us LITERALLY ANYTHING!!  And what would business as usual be if there wasnt something very unusual about it?! Today Pete dresses something that has clearly being bothering him for a very long time regarding the number of wheels that make th...

Taylor Swift, Isle of Wight Takeover and PET Peeves | The Therapy Crouch 17.07.2024

On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are debriefing on what has been a very busy week for the pair of them! Abbey, fresh off the heals of seeing Taylor Swift live and direct in London has discovered she has in fact become a bit of a ‘Swifty’ in the process and Peter is celebrating his own successful gig after taking over the Isle of Wight festival during the Euros in spectacul...

When Partying With Celebs Goes WRONG! Therapy Crouch #AMA 11.07.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter give a glimpse behind the curtain of what it’s really like partying with global superstars, and have some top tips on what to do when the party goes on a little too long…. By popular demand, Abbey is also revealing some of her tip top cleaning tips on how to get your house smelling just like the Crouch’s! We hear from a listener who ha...

Jonathan and Honey Ross Join Abbey and Pete for Some REEL TALK! 09.07.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, British broadcasting legend Johnathan Ross joins Abbey and Pete alongside his daughter and reel talk co-host, Honey Ross to talk all things film!  The hilarious duo lift the lid on what it is like working full time alongside your father/daughter and all the quirky trials and tribulations that come with that dynamic!  The pair give their opinion o...

Abbey Titchmarsh, Airplane Omlettes and Doghouse Disasters…Therapy Crouch #AMA 04.07.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are back in the hot seat responding to all your weird and wonderful questions that have been filling up our inbox over the past 7 days! Abbey gives some of her top green fingered tips now that the weather is getting is better and everyone is heading out into the garden, Pete gives his verdict on his favourite airplane dinners and we hel...

Parking Disasters, Crouchy’s Crack-in Time and Father’s Day Festivities! 02.07.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Abbey and Peter are catching up on what has been a busy week in the Crouch household.  Peter talks about his recent father’s day festivities which saw Abbey create his own walk in wardrobe…..in the world’s hottest annex! Abbey has also been busy, taking the kids down to Global’s Summertime Ball and she has also been working on her golf game after feeli...

Britain’s Next Top Model, Toilet Training Terrors and Poignant Words - Therapy Crouch #AMA 27.06.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter have more than a few words of wisdom for our listeners this week as they sit down and answer some of your guys’ burning questions that have come up over the past week.  One listener question sparks Abbey to revisit her glory days on the set of Britain’s Next Top Model both as a contestant and as a judge, whilst we also get a glimps...

The Sidwell’s: Steve and Krysy Sidwell on Marriage, Teenage Tear-Ups and Book Club Blunders 25.06.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by some of their oldest and closest friends - Steve and Krysy Sidwell.  In a friendship spanning two decades which has seen the couples share career paths, holidays and some outrageous nights out, this podcast is full of laughs and a behind the curtain, sneak peak into what it’s like being best friends with your favourite pa...

Bonk Beats, Argentine Tangos and GUEST APPEARANCES! Therapy Crouch #AMA 20.06.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Pete are back in the driving seat answering all your serious-ish questions that you are dying to know the answer to.  After Abbey’s recent Veto on our ‘would you rather’ questions, the gang have decided to dig a little bit deeper and are looking at some more thought provoking topics.  We discuss if couples dance classes are ever a g...

LA DOLCE VITA: Abbey and Pete’s Sicily Shenanigans 18.06.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, your favourite couple are back fresh off the heels of a romantic getaway in Sicily.  In classic Crouch fashion, worries about the weather, stylish cardigans and a cameo appearance from airport ab all made an appearance on this romantic getaway! But it’s not all doom and gloom, Abbey and Peter also found time to reconnect by having a joint listen to th...

Therapy Crouch Jingles, Holiday Advice, Favourite Music Genres & More: The Therapy Crouch #AMA 13.06.2024

Therapy Crouch fans, join us back on the sofa for another exciting, tantalising, provocative, thought provoking & mind expanding AMA with the nation’s favourite twosome! After we put out the call asking for some jingles, we play two of our favourites so far, Abbey & Pete discuss which genre they’d choose if they could only listen to one for the rest of their lives, they give some holiday a...

Peter’s New Stylist, Ghosting Horror Stories and NAKED Attraction! The Therapy Crouch 11.06.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are filling us in on what has been a very busy week for the pair! Peter attended his first ever life drawing class that has given him a new lease of life, whilst Abbey has been on the hunt for gardening inspiration at the Chelsea Flower Show, all right for some! Abbey and Pete give their thoughts on why men run for the hills once they take...

Brits Abroad, 5 A Side Dream Team & Peter’s Real Depths: The Therapy Crouch #AMA 06.06.2024

Therapy Crouch fans! Come back to the sofa with us as this week our tremendous twosome are tackling some of the more important questions we’ve received… Satisfying Abbey’s search for deeper questions, the two discuss what Ronaldo, Ashley Cole & Alisson Becker have in common, their top tips for making the most of this summer’s travelling, how they explain fame & being asked to take pictures...

Summer Loving: (Tent) Erection Disasters, Backstreet Boys and Wardrobe MUST haves! 04.06.2024

In this lively episode of The Therapy Crouch, hosts Abbey and Peter Crouch continue to take advantage of the gorgeous recent weather and keep the conversations outdoors! Today we are getting you in the mood for your upcoming hot girl/boy summer and are giving some of their top tips on how to make the most of it! From their struggles with camping and tent erections to their favourite summer tunes a...

Sexy Waiters, Open Relationships and Outrageous Meal Deals: The Therapy Crouch #AMA 30.05.2024

You know what time of week it is! Abbey and Pete are making the most of the recent heatwave and are coming live and direct from the garden, bloody Marys in hand and BBQ on the go, summer is almost upon us!! After some questionable low brow questions last week, Abbey and Peter are trying to bring the podcast out of disrepute and are answering harder hitting questions such as ‘what is your favourite...

‘Are You Having A Laugh?!’ Pete and Abbey Talk All Things COMEDY! 28.05.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are fresh off the back a very busy week which has seen Pete jet setting around Europe, and Abbey rubbing shoulders with global icon Liz Hurley.  Now that they are back in the couch, Abbey and Pete have decided to address a few messages people had about them not ever having watched Peep show, so they decide lift the lid on their favourit...

Body Odour Ball Aches, Sword Wielding Orungatans and The Best of The Beatles: Therapy Crouch #AMA 23.05.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey finds herself frustrated at some of the more low brow requests we have been receiving into the podcast, specifically those that relate to some of our BO bandits who she worries we have been giving too much airtime.  In an effort to make the podcast more highbrow, Pete fields one of the most thought provoking questions we have had on the podcast...

The 7 Secrets of (Almost) Success to a Happy Marriage 21.05.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are dissecting the 7 secrets to a successful marriage according to Abbey’s Instagram.  In what should have been quite a cheerful podcast, things take an unsurprising turn for the worst when we discussing the importance of being able to have healthy arguments (the irony is not lost on us) In the Weekly Whine Club, we hear from on of our...

Extraterrestrials, Memory Loss and Bedroom Antics: Therapy Crouch #AMA 16.05.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering some of the hot topics that you guys want to know the answer too! As is quickly becoming a bit of a tradition of this new weekly edition, we hear some weird and wonderful ‘would you rather’ questions the majority of which leave Abbey and Pete stumped on how you guys even come up with them! We also tackle...

David Walliams Talks Swimming the Channel, Austin Powers, Matt Lucas and Astrochimp! 14.05.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are joined by actor, comedian and children’s author David Walliams who heard us shouting him out on a previous pod and decided to pop onto the couch for a chat! David talks about his massive success in the world of children’s literature, his literary inspirations and why writing two books is never the same process. He also weighs in on Abbey...

‘I Don’t Want To Know Your Hall Pass’ Abbey and Peter’s #AMA Kicks Off With A Bang 09.05.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering all your hard hitting questions and leaving no stone unturned.  We hear from a cheeky listener who wants to know who makes up Abbey and Peter’s extra marital hall pass list which nearly causes the podcast to end before it’s begun…. Abbey and Peter also drop the bombshell that they aren’t fans of one...

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