Tall or Nothing

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees 28.01.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is a family first for Peter and Abbey as recent events in the household have forced them to hold their first ever family meeting!  Abbey rocking a rather eye catching Canadian tuxedo on today’s record, hears from a listener who is determined to get her in some Denim ski-wear next time they hit the slopes!  As we head ever closer to the end of...

‘Your Favourite Memory of Me Is……SOMEONE ELSE?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Greatest Hits 23.01.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are reliving some of their best (and worst) moments together over the past 20 years!  Abbey drops the bombshell that her favourite memory of Peter revolves completely around somebody else, and Peter reveals his proudest achievement during his high school glory days, spoiler alert it isn’t anything academic! We also lay down some Th...

‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn 21.01.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are giving the debrief on Abbey’s recent birthday celebrations, which took a dramatic turn and left the birthday girl in floods of tears!! Abbey who wants to leave no doubt that she is still down with the kids even at the grand old age of 39, reveals just what apps the Gen Zers are using when stalking their other halves Your favourite comed...

“Just DIVORCE Each Other?!” Peter Goes SAVAGE on Ask Me Anything Advice 16.01.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the couch answering all your weird, wonderful and sometimes wacky questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days.  In the bleak midwinter of January, Abbey and Peter are on hand to give you some motivational tips on staying on track with your New Year’s resolutions, and Peter comes to the rescue with a very inno...

Abbey and Peter’s Guide to Surviving and THRIVING in January! 14.01.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are helping you keep those dreaded January Blues at bay and kickstart your year as you mean to go on.  As a couple who both have birthdays in January, Abbey and Peter are no strangers to getting their groove on during this cold, and often miserable, winter month and so have decided to provide a survival guide if you find yourself with...

Peter Caught RED HANDED Eyeing Up Birds!! Therapy Crouch #AMA 09.01.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang get off to a flying start when discussing Peter’s new hobby….bird watching.  Still feeling the effects of jet lag after their recent Christmas getaway, Abbey and Peter are embracing their new early morning routine which has quite literally seen them up with the birds and getting their shizz sorted.  After a brief appearance of the weekly...

Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper on Naughty Nipples, Blue Balls and Keeping it Spontaneous! 07.01.2025

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than UK power couple Joel Dommet and Hannah Cooper! Joel is in his true comedic element on this episode so expect plenty of laughs as he tries to relive his first date with bombshell wife Hannah and how a bit of jet lag may have actually saved their marriage before it even took off.  We also get a lot more than...

New Year, New Therapy Crouch? Let’s Find Out! 31.12.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are wishing you a very happy New Year!! With it being the holidays it is only a mini podcast today however it is still filled with a lot of laughs and our trusty Agony Ab is still providing some much needed advice to the rest of the nation.  Can’t wait to hear from you all in the New Year and thank you for your continued support, and k...

Christmas Eve Special: The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown Finale! 24.12.2024

T’was the night before Christmas and yet your favourite couple are still in full content creation mode and have pulled out all the stops to bring a bit of festive cheer to the end of your year.  In this very special, festive edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete have donned their Christmas hats and are reflecting on what has been the best year of the podcast so far!  From Yellows...

‘BLACKLISTED from PRINCE WILLIAM?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Christmas Card Saga 19.12.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter have recovered from their hangovers and back being loves young dream!! In our final AMA before Christmas, Abbey and Peter are starting to look forward to the new year and have decided to finally take the plunge and book themselves a ski holiday, so stay tuned for Abbey’s top fashion tips on the slopes.  The gang discuss the potent...

The Crouch's Guide to Keeping the Christmas Spark Alive! 17.12.2024

On today’s episode of the therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are feeling rather hungover after what was billed as a kids Christmas party escalated in classic crouch style to an almost all nighter!  But fear not, your favourite comedy couple have dusted themselves down and braved the record today to reflect on how to keep your Christmas spark alive even if it’s the last thing you want to do! Alth...

Crouchy’s Love of Women’s Tights REVEALED! The Therapy Crouch #AMA 12.12.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey exposes Peter’s surprising love of a high denier ‘leg warmer’ when strolling around the golf course.  In a fun twist of events, Therapy Crouch superfan Auntie Fran get’s in touch admitting she can’t get Peter Andre and Luke Evans off the brain since seeing Abbey’s recent Exhibit A interviews Pete is also on hand to give some advice on stopp...

Abbey’s New Hobby REVEALED! And It’s The Last Thing You’d Expect 10.12.2024

On today’s episode of Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa after has what been a whirlwind week as their countdown to Christmas continues.  After recently finding herself rubbing shoulders with Hollywood royalty on Exhibit A, Abbey is giving the lowdown on how to play it cool when deep down you are MAJORLY fan girling.  We also get the lowdown on how the Scouse Christmas...

Pizza Crouch 06.12.2024

On today’s episode, brought to you by Ninja Outdoor, Abbey and Pete welcome a very special guest onto the therapy couch… Pete’s ‘podcast husband’ Chris Stark. Chris talks food, love languages, sock power plays and his hunt for the perfect slice of pizza - which Abbey believes she’s already found. Plus, Abbey finds time to set Chris and Pete to work in the garden, as they use the Ninja Outdoor Elec...

‘It’s Absolute Woke NONSENSE!’ Abbey and Peter’s Verdict on…. 05.12.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in the hot seat answering all your burning questions! Abbey and Peter come to the rescue for a listener who is in need of some Therapy Crouch SOS help as she is stuck for suggestions on where to take her boyfriend for his upcoming big birthday bash in London, and we hear from a very angry listener who is totally fed up at turn...

(Not) Posh and Specs: Peter Launches a BRAND NEW Signature Look 03.12.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter’s festive feelings are still in full swing as they discuss how to perfect the Christmas party season However, before the they reveal their top tips on not getting sacked during the office night out, Peter has a very bold new look that he would like to hear all your opinions on - is he giving Tom Selleck vibes?! Aside from the bold new look,...

Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement! 28.11.2024

Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement!  On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, a big change is officially announced and Abbey couldn’t be much more excited about it! But fear not, aside from the big news, we are still here to answer all your questions that you have been dying to get answers to over the past 7 days.  Pete discusses how he was able to navigate the...

The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown: 1 Month to Go! 26.11.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are in full holiday season and begin their Christmas countdown.  With only a month to go until the big day Abbey and Peter are discussing all things Christmas deccys, favourite foods and gift ideas for the little ones to help you enjoy the perfect Christmas! We also hear Abbey and Pete’s hot take on the new gladiator movie which has ta...

‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Revealed 21.11.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are lifting the lid on some of the wildest antics they have gotten up to over the years which has resulted in some hilarious nights out and not so hilarious hangovers! Listen today to find out how Abbey was once almost cast as a MILF in a very raunchy music video, and Pete and Abbey nearly get into their own rap battle afte...

Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious Glow-ups 19.11.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the back of John’s 30th birthday bonanza and are giving the nation advice on how to keep themselves flirty at 30!  Is 30 really the new 20? Abbey and Peter put to bed some myths about what happens when you turn the big 3 0, and why you shouldn’t put any pressure on yourself if you haven’t hit some of the milestones you th...

‘I Want to Put This to Our Listeners!’ Abbey’s 3 Questions She Wants YOUR Thoughts on! 14.11.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are answering your questions in their usual chaotic style. Abbey gets real about one of her most embarrassing moments, while Pete shares some eye-opening stories from his footballing glory days, including the best atmosphere he’s ever played in! We also hear about what to do if you ever find yourself in a sober silent disco, and what our pod...

Abbey ‘HATES’ Who?! Abbey Forced to Defend Herself and Her Feelings Towards…….. 12.11.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the ranch but still very much reminiscing about some of the lovely surprises the big man has pulled out of the bag recently which has created some great vibes on the couch.  The gang reflect on their recent away day which saw the person living their best life as real life cattle ranchers - with Pete being crowned the ultimate C...

‘I’m Buying a Private Island AND a Private Jet’ Crouchy Goes Wild on a Spending Spree 07.11.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are adjusting to life post Yellowstone and have managed to pry themselves away from their arse-less chaps and are back on Crouch Couch.  Abbey and Peter are back on track answering all the questions that you have been desperate for the pair to answer since their ranchy weekend away.  We discover just how Pete would behave in a...

THE COWBOY CHALLENGE: Lassoing, Herding Cattle & Riding Horses|Yellowstone SPECIAL 05.11.2024

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the boogie bus and back in the saddle as they prepare for their ultimate cowboy showdown.  Ahead of the hotly anticipated, epic return of Yellowstone on November 11th, The Therapy Crouch, in collaboration with Paramount+ UK and Ireland have got Abbey and Pete living their best ranch life and channeling their inner Beth and Rip!...

The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA! 31.10.2024

The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA! On today’s VERY SPECIAL edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take you one step closer to revealing all about just what went down on their big surprise trip away.  Although they still can’t reveal all, we hope this gives you a great indication of the absolute shenanigans to come!! Ever the professio...

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