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The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episodes
"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!" 24.04.2025 27:45
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy? From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life. Abbey and Pete spill...
Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It! 22.04.2025 46:18
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions. Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs! As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple. If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the...
It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG! 17.04.2025 32:51
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch , it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday. Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and...
When Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong! 15.04.2025 43:13
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet. From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo. Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything...
Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate 10.04.2025 26:55
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can married people really grab a coffee with someone they fancy? Things kick off with Pete’s shocking ski story, where a high-speed fall nearly ended in disaster (thank god for helmets!). But the drama doesn’...
“Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal 08.04.2025 55:22
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete take aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts. Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form of buttery baked goods during a health kick. There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep dive i...
Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie 03.04.2025 30:34
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!! Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at Anfield last weekend, Crouchy is still flying high and is keen to reveal that he has a better goalscoring record than none other than Ronaldo himself - the stats do not lie!!!! We also hear from a listener who has had enough of her parents pr...
Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals! 01.04.2025 56:13
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had. Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghoste...
“I Snogged His Best Mate… Now What?” The ULTIMATE Relationship Dilemma! 27.03.2025 27:14
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limits… Abbey shares her dream kitchen wishlist (complete with dog-washing stations, of course), while Pete gets grilled on his eyebrow situation. The couple debate the ultimate friendship rankings, reveal...
Mother’s Day MELTDOWNS, Adopted Sheep, and Pete’s ‘Secret Swim’ Lands Him In Hot Water! 25.03.2025 40:02
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of making the day special—without accidentally putting his foot in it. From the hilarious debate over what actually constitutes an acceptable Mother’s Day gift (is a lie-in really enough?) to the listener...
Why Do Parents DO THIS?! – The Most Annoying Parenting Habit! 20.03.2025 28:33
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me Anything special! From parenting disasters to fast food hacks (yes, we’re talking about something called a "McGangBang" – don’t ask), we dive into everything. Abbey also shares a hilariously awkward McDonald’s drive-thru story, while Pet...
Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief… 18.03.2025 43:38
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful. From horrific wipeouts to rude French shopkeepers, Peter crowd-surfing in a ski bar, and their kids absolutely out-skiing them, this episode is a full debrief of their chaotic (but slightly amazing) trip. Abbey confesses to crying on the slopes, Peter que...
Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot? 13.03.2025 26:57
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special! From petty revenge stories (including an infamous sausage-throwing incident) to the ultimate relationship dilemmas, they tackle everything from wedding invite drama to the age-old debate of who gets the final say on baby names. Abbey also doubles down...
The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling 11.03.2025 1:02:37
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth Day and renowned relationship expert and Married at First Sight star Mel Schilling . With love, dating, and relationships on the agenda, the gang dives deep into the highs and horrors of modern romance. Elizabeth and Mel share their unique...
Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession? 06.03.2025 24:58
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright bizarre questions. From the secrets behind their marriage to unexpected confessions, nothing is off-limits as the duo share unfiltered takes on relationships, family dramas, and the occasional football-re...
What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill! 04.03.2025 50:50
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd , and The One Show ’s very own Alex Jones . Together, they co-host the new podcast BINGE! , all about the eternal struggle of choosing what to watch. The group dives into the chaos of married life, the unexpected ways TV taste can ruin relationships, and whether binge-...
Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth 27.02.2025 34:47
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Ask Me Anything, Peter and Abbey answer the burning questions sent in by you, the listeners! Abbey and Peter debate what they’d give up for Lent (hint: Abbey’s phone addiction might be on the chopping block), share their brutally honest thoughts on turning 30, and settle the age-old question—what’s the ultimate long-haul flight outfit? Abbey mak...
Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe 25.02.2025 48:21
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Abbey and Peter are joined by the one and only Christopher Biggins—legendary actor, panto king, and former I’m a Celebrity winner. From his illustrious six-decade career in entertainment to his unexpected honeymoon crash with an Oscar-winning actor, Biggins delivers stories with his signature wit and charm. Biggins also shares his thoughts on modern...
50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch 20.02.2025 35:44
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch , Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special! Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled airport chaos, while Peter dives into a shocking statistic—apparently, 50% of young men have never asked a woman out in person?! The couple debates whether modern dating has officially killed chivalr...
Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch! 18.02.2025 57:00
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around creative force. Jordan gets candid about his journey through heartbreak, therapy, and self-discovery, revealing the deeply personal experiences that shaped his new book. From toxic breakups and wild retreats to Brazil, to the unbreakab...
‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA 14.02.2025 29:23
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf trip from his loving life partner, leaving her pondering….why did he lie?! Abbey and Peter also ponder what makes a shabby zone acceptable when it comes to the great outdoors, and we hear some of Peter’s favourite Stoke City memories. And hang...
Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends! 11.02.2025 36:28
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday. Peter is spitting facts and stats as he enlightens us on the history and traditions behind Valentine’s Day as well as some of the surprising spending habits of lovebirds around the globe. We also hear some of your guys’ valentines...
Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA 06.02.2025 28:03
On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as Peter discovers he has a dedicated fan page too!! The gang also touch upon their self care routines, and Abbey addresses the current trend of ’Salmon Sperm Facials’ that are all the range in tinseltown at the moment. The ever confident cr...
‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!! 04.02.2025 41:41
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the slopes on their first ever ski trip and are still feeling the effects from their Apres Antics! In the weekly whine club, Abbey reveals her biggest celebrity grudge after being unfairly kicked off last year’s cooking with the stars - the injustice! We also hear all the goss from the big man’s birthday, after he selfishly de...
‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA 30.01.2025 29:03
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in action answering the nation’s burning questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days! We hear from a husband who is unsure if his marriage can even survive after his shabba tomfoolery has caught the ire of his suffering wife and left him in the doghouse. Abbey and Peter also contemplate what they would nam...
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