The Slaptail Squad

Send us Fan Mail The squad assembles for a relaxed chat. We talk about the big question, "Are celebrities ruining podcasts?" You decide. What are your favorite podcasts? How many do you have in the rotation? Does anyone even listen to podcasts (according to some marketing person, no one does.)? We disagree on that point. Thanks for listening and sharing.  https://theslaptailsquad.buzzspr...

Send us Fan Mail The title is pretty accurate. The members of the squad, Ronz, Beaveman and Swan are Gen X and Tromondae is Gen Y. Clearly three out of the four get it, but the outlier as always is the Ronz. Perhaps it is because he made it to Gen X just under the wire and is one year away from being a Baby Boomer. Who knows? We now anticipate that he will use that particular term for any relation...

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman relates personal stories about his struggle with the Swan and what he considers her disgusting habits. It is one of those episodes when the Ronz is grateful that he is not the topic of discussion, but, the squad quickly turns on him when he brings the heat on himself. The squad welcomes a guest as an expert in vaginal dryness. It is a thing people. Unfortunately, her...

Send us Fan Mail Writing comedy begins with an idea. A thought here and there. Don't ignore the thought, write it down, and get back to it later. If you find something you want to develop, then get to it and start writing. The Beaveman has a lot of stray thoughts. On this podcast episode he runs a few ideas by the rest of the squad members in an attempt to see what an audience response may be...

Send us Fan Mail The squad assembles and welcomes friend of the show, Skylar aka the boy, to discuss video games and gaming. The Beaveman's earliest memories include Pong, how old is he? While the Ronz, who is basically ancient, remembers using a computer in school. How about the Swan and the boy? How many gaming systems are in your house? Definitely a developed nation thing. Thanks for joini...

Send us Fan Mail Watch the right hand because the left hand is just a distraction. The real trick is in the right hand. It is not the tail that wags the dog, but the dog that wags the tail. It is happening right now, maybe it is always occurring. We get distracted by something bright and shiny to divert our attention from the dark underbelly that is the truth. What are we talking about? The enemy...

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman loves peanut butter, from the first scoop to the last. But is it really just about the peanut butter? Is there a deeper meaning? Much like Tromondae's McDonald's french fries we are emotionally attached to the smallest thing.  The squad is also concerned that Ronz may have dementia as his short-term memory seems to be impaired.  We hope you enjoy this episod...

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman believes you can wear more than one sport brand related garment at a time, Tromondae and Swan disagree. The Ronz clearly has no opinion because he wears a wolf t-shirt tucked into acid wash jeans and he doesn't even know what his shoe size is. Regardless, where does the Swan get off giving the Beaveman fashion advice when she walks around wearing knee length knit...

Send us Fan Mail Oh you heard us right. It is no secret that the Beaveman loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories. It should also be no secret that as much as he loves conspiracies and conspiracy theories, he despises unsolved mysteries. So he has decided that many unsolved mysteries can be solved if you consider this: the aliens did it, they slipped through a portal to another dimension, bigfo...

Send us Fan Mail In celebration of our 100th podcast the squad assembled for their first livestream. This is our podcast from this fun event. We want to thank our listeners who have been with us from the beginning and the listeners who have joined us along the way.  On this episode the Ronz demonstrates his inability to be prepared, the squad does not back down and lets him have it.  We get to hea...

Send us Fan Mail Are you good enough, smart enough, do people like you? Of course you are! Of course they do! We like you and that is all that matters. Well, aside from you liking yourself. This isn't one of those self-help podcasts. We just fully believe that the Ronz should treat himself and realize he deserves the best. We are guessing that you do also. Clearly you understand quality, that...

Send us Fan Mail What more do we need to say? Each week we hope to be the podcast friends that you want to visit with. We enjoy the time we get to spend together with each other and our audience of friends. What would it be like if a week went by and you didn't hear Beaveman yelling at Ronz? Could you go another week without hearing the Swan repeat herself a dozen times? Maybe you really love...

Send us Fan Mail That title is kind of long but hey, we like to make it interesting. On this episode the Beaveman provides brief descriptions of short stories from his childhood that described situations in dystopian societies. The squad discusses direct correlations between these stories and popular adaptations such as movies like The Hunger Games and The Purge . The Ronz talks about the very com...

Send us Fan Mail No really, that is what the episode is about. This is no deep, philosophical analogy that the Beaveman came up with to describe some sort of existential crisis in his life. The man literally feels like he has too many coffee cups and he does not know what to do about it. It is a real developed nation problem. You may think this is a discussion that is easy to wrap up in about 3 mi...

Send us Fan Mail He has waited decades to lubricate his lips with something other than a human, biological fluid. The wait is over. The Beaveman sent Ronz a holiday assortment of lip lubricating substances of different brands and flavors. But which one will he choose? Will it be a life-changing experience. Will he feel as though he has wasted decades of his life, wandering the planet with dry, cra...

Send us Fan Mail This is an episode we recorded back in September of this year but I failed to post. It is a fun conversation between Beaveman, Swan, and Tromondae whom I like to call Sexual Chocolate. It is a typical conversation. We talk about wet dreams, pooping disasters, why you shouldn't eat your toothpaste, and of course a Q&A with Tromondae regarding LGBTQ terminology. It is just...

Send us Fan Mail It is a light-hearted talk today about the little things that give us joy. Unfortunately the Ronz and his beautiful wife "lil Powdered Donut," got screwed over by the man so we had to talk them off the ledge. For crap sake, be good to each other. No need to walk around being a tool your whole life. Think about what makes you happy. Perhaps listening to a squad of idiots?

Send us Fan Mail It's that time of week. Time for some Slaptail Squad. We apologize in advance for sound issues. This week we had a guest but there were connection issues but we felt the content still needed to be heard. We start you right off with garlic cream and butt talk, transitioning to acne treatment, use of chapstick and personal hygiene. All the stupid content you are used to from th...

Send us Fan Mail Tromondae refused to fall for it so we don't get to hear his 2-minute comedy bit. Apparently he is not susceptible to the Jedi-mind trick. The Beaveman does his brief bit and the Ronz rambles on like some senile weirdo. Then they talk about the show Pose on Netflix and, as usual, the Ronz didn't watch the show. They have fun making fun of him and the Beaveman tries to fi...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Beaveman demonstrates the Jedi mind trick on the Ronz. They talk about the Beaveman's weekly observations from donuts to trash bags. Does anyone else get annoyed by underwear? Let's see if you can relate.

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman goes off. Comedy is about entertaining and self-expression. The views you hold now or what you consider funny today, may change in as little as a day. It is about personal growth. It is also about tolerance. In this podcast the Beaveman expresses himself and relates that he believes growth is important but that comedians do not have to dictate what other comedians do. He...

Send us Fan Mail You may have heard the scary stories last week and perhaps you were super confused by the Ronz' story. So were we. This week we asked him to send us a copy so we could read it and interpret it. It was not a story exactly, but we think it would be a decent movie promo. Now he just has to write to movie. The Ronz also babbles on about being a blackbelt, of course, and asks ques...

Send us Fan Mail Here was the assignment, write or share a personal scary story. Did we expect them to be good? Of course not. If they were good, we wouldn't have anything to make fun of. So, mission accomplished. Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone. Thank you for listening.

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman and Swan are bad Catholics. They know it, you know it, but does it really matter? If it does not matter, then why do they get hung up on changes? Also, have you ever wondered if the choices you make will affect the ones you love if they ever decide to run for office? Should you change what you do or who you are?

Send us Fan Mail That's right, soup is for girls and night pooping is a thing. It is just another ridiculous conversation for members of the Slaptail Squad. Just trying to share the idiocy with the world to bring a laugh or a smile. You can catch the Beaveman on the new Wisdom App as well for brief conversations about podcasting. Thanks for listening.