The Slaptail Squad

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the Beaveman tells the squad what to do with him when he dies, he ponders the farewell til Valhalla, and of course, he makes fun of the Ronz when he puts his foot in his mouth. Of course they also talk about completely arbitrary subjects like vampires and werewolves. Team Jacob! We dedicate this episode to the memory of an amazing friend and fellow Paratrooper Chri...

Send us Fan Mail Ronz pathetically attempts to insult the Army by telling a lame story about Ninjas. The Beaveman is intrigued by roadkill by region, and the Swan insists she is an athlete but the Beaveman does not agree. It is going to get loud. Is Tromondae the voice of reason?

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman reveals to the squad that he still believes many of the stories from the bible that he learned as a child no matter how ridiculous they seem. They reveal that the Swan knows nothing about American folklore and that she would be relieved if sex robots were real because she would make sure that Beaveman had two of them. Finally they allow Ronz to rant but quickly shoot...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the idiots discuss the use of Ivermectin and bust on people that do not believe in science. Seriously people, if the Beaveman tells you kitty litter in your pee-hole will prevent COVID 19, would you do that? Then why are you trying to harm yourself by ingesting bs? They also ponder the question of whether or not you should powder your package. Finally the Beaveman...

Send us Fan Mail Do you have a dollar? If so you can get your prostate exam in aisle 3. The Beaveman thinks it is funny that retail locations are interested in providing healthcare but the squad thinks it is a great idea. First the Beaveman is self-deprecating and to make himself feel better he busts on Ronz. Maybe he can get plastic surgery at a retail store. They are just having fun. Why? Becaus...

Send us Fan Mail The Ronz attempted the 7-minute mile. Was he successful? Guess you just have to listen to find out. We chat about Pokemon briefly and the new obsession Ronz and Swan have with Pokemon go. Thank you to all of our listeners for your support.

Send us Fan Mail The Ronz and the Beaveman are sleep deprived. It seems like a competition for Ronz. He wants to prove he sleeps less. Who has the shorter temper? Who can be the bigger dick? Guess you have to listen to find out.

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, after a brief chit-chat about the Beaveman's new hobby of cutting with the medieval sword, the squad questions Ronz about training for his 7-minute mile. Truly the Ronz is a highly confident individual because he believes that his job will get him in good enough shape to run the mile. Who thinks he can do it? Apparently just the Ronz. We can't wait to se...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder if you could run a 7-minute mile after training for just two weeks? The Ronz says he can do it. Have your parents requested to be your friends on facebook or other social media accounts? How did you respond? Are feet gross? Do you wash your feet? Oh by the way, Swan wants to punch a kid and the Beaveman likes to say ridiculous things in the car. This is just some of th...

Send us Fan Mail Ronz is a man of little fear. Most likely because he was in the U.S. Air Force and because he is a black belt. However, the Beaveman and Swan have fear. Is the Beaveman trying to scare everyone with his talk about disease and death? Maybe, but most likely he is just trying to entertain. Do you want to know about the ways in which you can die from a dental infection? Well, you won&...

Send us Fan Mail It's that time, colon prep time. The Beaveman has to go in for a colonoscopy. We talk about his prep and fears. We also investigate the Ronz and his obvious repressed rage. Join us for a typical conversation with the squad. Are we idiots? Of course we are. What have you come to expect?

Send us Fan Mail The title is pretty descriptive, but first, Tromondae starts us off with a sex question out of nowhere. Beaveman believes it is fun to contemplate revenge but the Ronz believes you should be a carpet in real life as well as in your fantasy world. Enjoy and thank you for listening. Not ever appropriate for children!

Send us Fan Mail How easily can you be scammed? Would you ingest a product that someone recommends in order to treat or prevent a medical condition regardless of scientific evidence? Well, lots of folks do. I guess that is why the FDA keeps their eyes open.

Send us Fan Mail Humans can contract many diseases. That can be frightening. Unless you are the Ronz of course. The Ronz refuses to live his life in fear. Join us for another ridiculous podcast with the members of the Slaptail Squad.

Send us Fan Mail The daughter joins the squad to talk about nerd topics. She's pretty obnoxious, but at the same time, entertaining. If you thought the Beaveman was a jerk, he is nothing compared to the spawn of Satan. Still, it's an enjoyable jaunt down nerd lane.

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever discussed porta potty etiquette with your friends? Do you sit, or hover? Do you pooh in a porta potty? We discuss the Swan's surgery and the birth of her twin tumors. We attempted to make Tromondae nauseas, but it is difficult remotely. Join us for a fun conversation. BTW, when presenting to new employees, don't divulge too much of your medical information....

Send us Fan Mail Ronz and Beaveman take this opportunity to completely nerd-out and talk about the topics they find interesting. Did you know hyperspace is faster then light speed? Did you know there are some dark theories about the Rugrats? Ronz and Beaveman jump from topic to topic of interest just like a good nerd should. Join them for this fun talk on Father's Day. Thank you all for liste...

Send us Fan Mail Toxic masculinity. What is that? Do we know? Of course not. We don't know much. We know Beaveman likes to smell like a campfire and the Ronz is infatuated with Tromondae. It is our first podcast together since the beginning of the pandemic. It is the first time Ronz had met Tromondae face to face. It is also the Ronz's birthday so help us celebrate. Thank you all for joi...

Send us Fan Mail Anyone else think that a lot of the gifts we get are lame? The Beaveman does. Take for instance the journal the Swan got for him. It is supposed to make you ponder life and possibly provide insight into one's being. Or perhaps it is intended to be a record for future generations. Nah! That's a load of crap according to the Beaveman. You decide. On a serious note, the squ...

Send us Fan Mail It's that time of the week again. The squad assembles for a casual conversation. The Beaveman laughs about the things his mother says to him and how she expresses her disappointment. The Swan shares her experience with her stellar family. Congratulations to the Ronz on his accomplishments in martial arts. He is a black belt by the way. Have a safe memorial day. Take a moment...

Send us Fan Mail Tromondae has completed the original trilogy. But he is confused...Despite the fact he has watched Return of the Jedi twice. What the heck is confusing this guy? What doesn't he get? Will the Beaveman lose his mind trying to help Tromondae on his quest to understand the religion that is Star Wars? Guess you have to listen to find out. Don't worry Slaptail Nation, it isn&...

Send us Fan Mail Do you know what existentialism is? No. Well that is ok, neither does the Beaveman or Swan. They also don't profess to know anything about it. Ronz wants to talk about it, so they assume the knows something about it. But does he? That is the question. Guess you have to listen to the podcast to find out.

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder if depictions of epic sword battles on TV and in the movies is accurate? Ever wonder if the swords, armor, and other weaponry are accurately depicted for the era? Well so do we. You may have several questions in your head. You may even prepare them ahead of time if you had planned for weeks to have a guest on your podcast whom is knowledgeable on the subject. Or you co...

Send us Fan Mail May the 4th be with you! This is a great day and it is our honor and privilege to bring you extra content. Tromondae continues his quest for knowledge about the Star Wars universe. He finished watching The Empire Strikes Back and has questions. The Beaveman answers to the best of his ability, which is heavy in opinion of course. It is quite obvious that although the Beaveman rants...

Send us Fan Mail Tromondae continues his quest for knowledge about the Star Wars universe. On this episode, Tromondae asks questions after watching approximately 3/4 of The Empire Strikes Back. He has a very interesting perspective as he views these movies for the first time. Already we can see his new found love growing. We continue our conversation in part two and three which will be released on...