The Slaptail Squad

Send us Fan Mail Apparently Swan and Ronz are easily distracted. Big surprise. Show them a shiny object and they immediately lose focus. Beaveman takes this opportunity to administer a screening assessment for adult ADD/ADHD. Do they have it? Probably not. Who really knows? They are probably just a bit compulsive and definitely fruitier than a nut cake. Or is it nuttier than a fruit cake? Thanks f...

Send us Fan Mail n truth he has only watched Episode IV, A New Hope, and that's ok. He is taking his time and really watching it and pondering the magnificence that is, Star Wars! According to the Beaveman he should watch it at least 30 more times. Join us for Tromondae's questions and for Ronz's attempts to get us in trouble with Disney and Facebook. The Swan comes along for the ri...

Send us Fan Mail After two years of asking Tromondae and even lending him the movies, Tromondae finally watches Star Wars, A New Hope. The Beaveman is overjoyed and foolishly optimistic about the influence it will have on Tromondae's life. Join us for the experience. As you can probably guess, Ronz gets yelled at almost immediately. The Beaveman is not a trivia expert on the genre, he just ha...

Send us Fan Mail It is just a chance to catch up and talk about whatever comes to mind, wherever the conversation takes them. Ronz had a plan but since he can rarely transition without making it too obvious, he usually doesn't end up executing that plan. Perhaps he does it on purpose so Beaveman doesn't yell at him.

Send us Fan Mail Do you remember things accurately? Are we all just sharing false memories? Did this really happen? The Beaveman administers a little test to the Ronz and the Swan. Take the test with us. See if you get just as mad as the Beaveman did when he was talking about Tinker Bell. What memories do you have that you swear occurred but the proof is to the contrary? We hope you enjoy this epi...

Send us Fan Mail Ronz likes Godzilla but only if it is lizard-like, not new lizard-like, old lizard like. Beaveman accuses Tromondae of not trying to understand white culture, and the squad discusses death. Dumb ways to die, how they want to die, you get the idea. Thanks for taking this journey through idiocy with us.

Send us Fan Mail It's that time of the week again. The squad assembles to talk about the enormous growth the Swan has growing inside her, and no, it's not a tumor. They talk about habits of their children, and the future of the hump-having human race. We also get to hear about the first time the Beaveman cheated death. Yes, he has done it more then once. If you want to hear about the oth...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the squad celebrates episode 52. The squad formed and released its first podcast episode on March 15, 2020. They talk about their year in review. But first, the Beaveman asks a compelling question that makes the Ronz a little uncomfortable. For our listeners, this may shock you considering the topics the Ronz seems to be comfortable discussing. Thanks for joining u...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the Beaveman asks Swan and Tromondae questions designed to hopefully embarrass and entertain them. The Ronz is busy off mastering the art of COVID-Te, or, the way of the COVID hand. He was missed but we gotta let the guy have a break once in awhile. He will be back for episode 52 which marks a year since we launched this podcast as an addition to the Slaptail Natio...

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman was quoted as saying, "I'm not entirely sure what this podcast was about. The Swan and Tromondae were in charge." The Slaptail nation will just have to listen and figure it out for themselves. I guess it is a get to know Beaveman and Ronz time. Thank you all for spending time with the Slaptail Squad!

Send us Fan Mail The squad and friends of the show assemble to "discuss," the last three Karate Kid movies. They basically agree that they are pretty disenchanted with part 3 and The Next Karate Kid. There are redeeming qualities of the Karate Kid Jayden Smith version. They seem to agree that they enjoyed that movie. What is definitely clear is that there are some seriously sleazy, creep...

Send us Fan Mail We continue our discussion about the Karate Kid universe in part 2. This time we continue to talk about Karate, reference the first movie, and dive into part 2. This is questionably the Beaveman's favorite of all of them. The squad relies on the brilliant insight of the Ronz and his vast experience in Karate. Or do they? Thank you all for joining us. We are just getting start...

Send us Fan Mail This is it. It's time to discuss a topic that is near and dear to the Beaveman's heart. The Karate Kid, or, the Karate Kid universe. He has loved these movies his whole like. Some more then others. He is joined by fellow nerd and student of martial arts Andy, as well as the Ronz, self-professed martial artist and blackbelt. We defer to the Ronz's superior martial ar...

Send us Fan Mail The squad assembles to catch up and talk. You can't just launch in to your subject. There is some talk about favorite comedians and sexual chocolate. This is a reference to "Coming to America, " for the uninformed. They get to their subject about narcissism. Do you know a narcissist? Are you a narcissist? What is a narcissist? We hope we bring a little comedy in to...

Send us Fan Mail The recent events in this country have caused increased stress and division. We at the Slaptail Squad have tried to distance ourselves and focus on topics that will make our listeners laugh and smile and hopefully forget all their troubles for a while. Every wonder about the first humans to recognize you could eat a chickens egg, or milk a cow? Did they try to milk a bull and get...

Send us Fan Mail The squad welcomes guest and friend of the show Andy to discuss the Mandalorian. You can't just start talking about the podcast topic, you have to ease in to it. So first we subject our guest to typical Slaptail Squad questions. The Ronz attempts to stump the squad with Mandalorian trivia, and fails. Andy and the Beaveman discuss their emotional responses to the final episode...

Send us Fan Mail The squad assembles to discuss new years's resolutions. Clearly the Beaveman considers them to be ridiculous. You got to have goals people! All year long. Also we find out that the Ronz makes comments about seeing the Beaveman undressing in the locker room on more then one podcast. What is the deal? We hope everyone has a wonderful New Year. Thank you to all of our listeners....

Send us Fan Mail It's a post Christmas episode. The squad talks about the holidays. The Beaveman talks about how friends take advantage of you. They also talk about getting older and what happens to the body as we age. We look forward to the day when we can get together in person and podcast for all of you. The Squad wishes everyone happy holidays! Stay safe. Thank you for listening.

Send us Fan Mail If you ever wanted to hear how the Swan met the Beaveman, well, you won't learn much from this episode. On this episode the squad talks about ways to lose friends and alienate folks in general. Apparently the Beaveman is the only one who is good at it. The others seem to profess their sainthood. Whatever, the Beaveman will continue to try and exploit the evils that the other...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder how the Ronz met his wife? Neither did we, but we listened anyway. Ever wonder about the inner thoughts of the Ronz? So do we. The complexity, clearly just astonishing.

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the squad assembles and talks about multiple topics. How do you address family members? Why do we ask our friends who come from different cultural backgrounds questions as though they are the spokesperson for that culture, race, or ethnicity. The Ronz tells stories and exclaims his amazement about everything like a young child. And oh, by the way, he is a martial...

Send us Fan Mail Thanksgiving came and went. The Ronz fisted a turkey. Ok, so there is that. Ronz isn't sure what the symptoms of COVID-19 are despite talking about them constantly. We get to hear more fueling and refueling stories! Yay! Maybe that should be a thing. Thank you to our listeners! We love you folks! Stay safe!

Send us Fan Mail The Ronz has a plan. Bring little Ronz on the show and interrogate him about why he thinks video games could prepare him for real life combat situations. That was his plan. Plan. Plan. Was he able to implement the plan? Basically no. It was still a fun conversation. This episode was recorded prior to Veterans day so you also get to enjoy the Beaveman complaining about people posin...

Send us Fan Mail How many random thoughts can you string together? How many thoughts go through your head that you spend time actually thinking about? Apparently the squad has quite a few. Join them for some brief, casual political talk followed by random goofy thoughts. Did you know Tromondae doesn't like baggy sleeves, that the Beaveman loves porn, and that the Swan is perplexed by persons...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman invites the Ronz to have a non-contentious discussion about the election results. The Ronz still believes he won despite the overwhelming votes for President Beaveman. The Swan acts as non-partial moderator of their discussion. Join us for this pleasant conversation.