The Slaptail Squad

Send us Fan Mail This is it Slaptail Nation. The final presidential debate. Time to choose your candidate. Will you support the Ronz and his platform of butt plugs for all and general confusion, or will you support the Beaveman, a little brown man? It's up to you to get out there and vote no matter how ridiculous the candidates for president may be. Just vote! Don't let them take our rig...

Send us Fan Mail Join Tromondae on this second presidential debate while he attempts to moderate two idiotic candidates. Topics of discussion include the Flintstones and the Jetsons, personal hygiene, aluminum foil helmets, and milk shakes as well as a bunch of other crucial topics. If you are playing a drinking game with friends, you are sure to get totally wasted because the Ronz says, "rig...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Tromondae welcomes Beaveman and Ronzs' respective number two. That's right, its Vice Presidential debate time. These candidates don't disappoint. They are as equally unqualified as their running mates. Skylar represents the alter ego of the Beaveman, soft-spoken and learned. While RJ seems overly obsessed with a platform of but...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the first presidential debate with your candidates the Beaveman and the Ronz. The topics of the debate are super relevant (not so much). Empathize with Tromondae as he tries to moderate these two idiots as they navigate through the hard-hitting questions from an expert panel. It should be no surprise that in a debate of this nature, the losers are the voters. Be on the...

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman is all alone on this podcast. It is a time for him to share his thoughts on screening for cancer, loss of the Black Panther, and death and dying. He also talks about the pandemic and the irresponsibility of the president. Skylar joins him at the end to talk about procrastination. We hope you are all having a good time and staying safe during the pandemic. Vote!

Send us Fan Mail The Slaptail squad assembles to talk nonsense. Every wonder why a date looks like a cockroach? No? The Swan does. Every wonder why there are patterns on toilet paper? No? The Ronz does? When is it appropriate to respond, "Ugly all day?" Find out on this episode of the Slaptail Squad. Oh, and of course, are you interested in finding out more about musical butt plugs? If s...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and the Ronz, back in action. On this episode the Beaveman gave the Ronz a simple assignment. He failed miserably. It doesn't matter though because they both had a fun conversation. Simply put, if you ask the Ronz to argue and be an ass, he can't do it. Apparently he is only wired to get under your skin accidentally. The Ronz also likes to point out that for som...

Send us Fan Mail The Slaptail Squad assembles to talk about different animal penises and what motivates researchers to conduct research on certain topics. Specifically, why do research about why a rooster doesn't have a penis? Science lovers, you are not going to learn anything from this ignorant podcast. They also talk about bragging as if the accomplishments of others ae somehow the accompl...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the squad assembles late night to discuss the Dunning-Kruger effect and apparently make the Beaveman have a migraine. The get to it but first there is a discussion about which birds have peni. It's amazing how none of them really know. They plan on touching on that topic again at a later date, or a similar type. Who doesn't like talking about peni? Despit...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the Slaptail Squad assembles late night. We pay tribute to Chadwick Boseman, gone from the earth too soon. The Beaveman talks about the importance of cancer screening. We bring it back to having some fun and the Ronz tells us about all the ridiculous stuff he does during the week and the squad members give him a hard time, bless his heart. The Ronz has a big heart...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the squad members rip on the world in general. Stories about the Swan trying to balance in a doorway, changing tires, the Beaveman's childhood, fueling of course, and in general, chaos. They planned on discussing stupid excuses that people make, but for some reason it confused the Ronz and the Swan. Please enjoy listening to the Beaveman yelling. We hope you a...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman and Ronz welcome their special guest Issac. The three veterans describe their military occupational specialties. Unfortunately for Beaveman and Issac, their stories pale in comparison to what Ronz did in the US Air Force. It is with great honor that our podcast episode is released on National Airborne Day. We salute all of our pa...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman is joined by his number one the Ronz and the Swan. The Beaveman goes off on stupid people and why Darwin was wrong. There is a fun discussion about porn, thank you. Ronz talks about his black ops aircraft fueling days, it's pretty hush-hush super high-speed. Finally the Ronz shares his heart warming memories about the people that have inspired him. Swan and Beaveman...

Send us Fan Mail On this podcast the Swan hosts the podcast from the Beaver Den. She attempts to have the Ronz take control since he is Number One but he quickly F's it up. It's a discussion about social media and whether our dependence is a bit excessive, are we really living our lives or posting what we think people really want to see? The squad members present for the podcast are The...

Send us Fan Mail The Swan and the Beaveman discuss stand-up comedy and what type of material they would try if they were comedians. They agree that the Swan would be a horrible stand-up comedian. We are pretty sure the Beaveman would be horrible as well. Enjoy!

Send us Fan Mail On this episode the Slaptail Squad assembles to talk about shopping during the pandemic, what people wear to represent their likes or just because, and why the Ronz is so much smarter then the Beaveman. Little known facts about the Ronz are revealed. It's all in fun. We hope our military, veteran, and civilian fans enjoy listening.

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, SlapTail Squad member Tromondae shares some of his favorite music with the other squad members. The Beaveman and The Ronz express their opinions. The Ronz screws up as usual and the Beaveman lets him have it. They have a fun discussion and do some venting. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it.

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the Beaveman and the Ronz address some of the perceptions the rest of the world may have about Americans. Are they accurate. The Ronz makes a questionable joke at a medical office, and the Beaveman goes off about people who share too much. We hope all of your are staying well. Thanks for listening.

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the Beaveman tries to discuss some silly news but the Ronz is either not listening or is side tracked. The Ronz tries to convince the Beaveman that he is a scientist, which he isn't. It's pretty entertaining. At one point, the Beaveman almost stops the podcast in order to keep himself from metaphorically strangling the Ronz. We hope you enjoy listening a...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the SlapTail Squad, the Beaveman, the Ronz, and the Swan do some classic bitching about life as an adult. We also dive deeper into the Ronz's origin story. It is nothing like Batman's, but is pretty interesting. There is a public service announcement from Skylar at the beginning and end of the podcast. We are looking forward to the day when we can podc...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the Ronz and the Beaveman catch up remotely to discuss their faith in politicians. Of course they also talk about the Ronz's love of martial arts before they get to the damn point of the podcast. It's a fun conversation that follows the stream of consciousness of a normal human being. They talk about veterans, their kids, and whatever else they feel like...

Send us Fan Mail The SlapTail squad assembles, remotely, to discuss how use/abuse of social media is causing arguments and frustration among, "friends." Most likely we are all guilty of believing that just because we are,"friends," on social media that we have all the same beliefs, traditions, and practices. We hope you are staying safe and that you enjoy the podcast.

Send us Fan Mail Yes! This week Tromondae is able to join the squad sporadically through Skype. It is totally worth it though, because he gets a glimpse into the mind of the Ronz and all of the fun things that naturally spew forth from his mouth. We have a fun time talking about superstitions and rituals we perform in daily life and silly things that make us think superstitious thoughts in spite o...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the SlapTail Squad, the Beaveman and the Ronz catch up remotely. The Ronz was able to get out there and be socially awkward as usual. The Beaveman and the Ronz discuss their totally different military experiences. We hope you are all staying safe and happy. Enjoy!

Send us Fan Mail The Ronz gets out of the house again and interacts with others while observing social distancing. The folks he interacts with get a taste of his humor and the listeners of the SlapTail Squad benefit from his retelling of the interaction and the Beaveman's response. We hope everyone is happy and safe. Enjoy!