The Slaptail Squad

Send us Fan Mail It's really not a Melee. It is a fierce one-on-one battle culminating in a take all championship of the greatest Cryptid. Melee just sounded cool.  Will the Mothman, Bigfoot, El Chupa Cabra or the Yeti prevail? Eastern conference and Western conference match-ups. One Cryptid will be victorious.  This is a fun podcast led by The Trailer Park Monster himself.  The Beaveman intr...

Send us Fan Mail We all know sarcasm when we see it. The squad welcomes GD Fenderson, certified forensic humorist back on the show to promote his upcoming show, "Spotlight on Insanity," April 4, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI.  GD, as a humorist, is a story-teller. The plan: tell really boring stories to see if GD pays attention, tells his own boring story, or catches on...

Send us Fan Mail Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it.  Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us...

Send us Fan Mail The Squad welcomes certified forensic humorist GD Fenderson, pride of Maryland and the recipient of the most coveted of...awards.  The Beaveman will be joining GD for his show, "Spotlight on Insanity," at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids Michigan on April 4, 2026. See the link below for tickets. You can also stream on Plauzzable.com. So they probably talk about the sh...

Send us Fan Mail This week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he did it? Beaveman is pretty convinced.  Then Drippy Steve brings the heat with an interesting mystery of the missing House Majority le...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock, returns to wow the squad with a story about making phosphorous out of pee pee. Seems legit. ...

Send us Fan Mail It's the trinity of power this week. You guessed it, Beaveman, Swan, and JD bring the idiocy and the fun this week.  Swan starts us off with, "This Weeks POS," as the trial of extended family/family annihilator Paul Caneiro comes to an end. He definitely qualifies as a POS. Hope he gets fitted with a sundress. She then transitions to a story about a local Grand Rapi...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer.  Ever wonder how you get beads these days in NOLA? Are the Red Beans and rice epic? Are boobs abundant? Should you fear the Vampires? Do you have pre...

Send us Fan Mail This week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently. It's like 5th grade English class all over again. The Beaveman brings it hard with Not So Grand Rounds. This week, he covers that fl...

Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder. Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot.  The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton, Georgia on February, 20, 2025.   The Squad takes the Binge Eating Disorder Questionnaire together - giving their honest answers and t...

Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites this week for a fun weekly chats with our friends around the world. Steven is overly aggressive immediately which seems to rub off on the Swan.  Swan brings us the crime report as written by our resource on the, "ground," Angela Tripsalot. This one is super interesting but of course, the Squad makes fun of tragedy. That's how you get through it. Gal...

Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites to share their collective idiocy with the world. The Swan brings us true crime out of Columbus, Ohio. A developing story of the tragic murder of loving parents who leave their two children behind. A suspect is in custody. Yeah, pretty sure he did it. We're going to go out on a limb here. Our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot will continue to provide us with upd...

Send us Fan Mail It's another great episode. Bringing comedy to the world while it burns around you. Gotta do your part to make people smile.  This week Steven whines about his pathetic comedy career. Stop doing bringer shows! This isn't 1986. Pay your comedians you worthless comedy club.  The Beaveman talks about being sleepy. Stay tuned for that one man show.  This weeks POS is brought...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, the trinity of power unite! Witness the power of three as they podcast. We start off with a tragic story from, you guessed it, Florida. Just another family annihilator wannabe. Can people just take themselves out instead of those around them?  Then the Beaveman keeps it coastal and presents yet another gross condition, infections with Vibrio Vulnif...

Send us Fan Mail It's the last episode of 2025! On this episode the Beaveman presents one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. The belief that Lyme Disease was created in a lab on Plum island at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. I mean, let's not just assume that Lyme Disease has been around for thousands of years. That would be ridiculous. It's clearly a biolo...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Beaveman talks about all the fond memories he has of the life changing gifts that legendary director Rob Reiner gave to the world.  The Swan shares her memories as well and they have a light hearted discussion about their love of The Princess Bride and Stand By Me specifically, as well as Beaveman's new crush on 40-something Kathy Bates.  They are joined by Drip...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, Drippy Steve teaches us how to correctly identify a UAP, we learn about the developing story of young Rebecca Park, the Beaveman presents Cotard syndrome, and Swan tells some of the worst jokes they have ever heard.  Every wonder if you should report that UAP? Is it a UAP? Well, get ready for Drippy "the Necrophile" Steve to drop some kno...

Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites and welcomes the Minddog himself, Matt Nappo, to the show to hang out and join in the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad.  Did you know there is a medical condition where your hand can do its own thing, beyond your control? Sounds kinky right? Wrong you weirdo. It is an actual condition known as Alien Hand Syndrome. Want to see the video the Beaveman made? Send us...

Send us Fan Mail What a fun episode. The squad gets unsolicited information from Steven about his sex life, which coincidentally, fits very well with the Beaveman's, "Not So Grand Rounds." Should it drip? An age old question.  This week on extraterrestrial time, Steven proves he is unprepared, and Nolan does the same on Weird History. Good thing no one is paying these guys.  The tra...

Send us Fan Mail Technical difficulties plague the squad from the get go, leading to some rather mid-quality sound from Nolan, but they power through. At least, sort of. That non-beard growing Indiana potato decides he has to make in the middle of the podcast. This only infuriates the Beaveman and Nolan more. They still have a fun chat with each segment with the poor Beaveman covering his segment,...

Send us Fan Mail The Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it terrestrial? If it's underwater, is it aquatic?  Beaveman talks about the difference between a...

Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us.  Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times.  (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to).  Nolan does a book report on the historical accuracy of the movie Braveheart.  Swan joins us from the Slaptail Nation Chopper with a hig...

Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites to have a paranormal talk with Ivy Supersonic.  Is it all paranormal talk. Of course not. Something odd happens. Is it just a recording error, most likely, or could it be the presence of Ivy's father throughout the interview? Wanting to believe, the squad leans toward the paranormal. The scientist in Beaveman wins out in the end. Most likely this is a recordi...

Send us Fan Mail Another fun episode as the squad unites. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz joins the squad with the latest extraterrestrial buzz. The Beaveman professes his love for little people. That guy really likes the ladies for sure. Nolan tells us about an amazing female fencer and the Swan destroys yet another traffic report. The Swan doesn't disappoint on her second segment. She r...

Send us Fan Mail Beaveman demonstrates once again that his medical topics focus on his love of women. Can that guy focus on anything else? No worries, the Swan delivers a fun story about a Moose on the loose, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz rolls in with information about the Buga sphere, and JD hits us with some paranormal activity. Oh, and the Ronz is there to make it cringy. That's why...