The Slaptail Squad

Send us Fan Mail Pretty sure the Beaveman is a drone.  The squad unites just so the Beaveman can tell them that they are a group of boring individuals leading unfulfilled lives. Who among us is leading their best lives? If you are, then good for you. Clearly we are not. This is not a self-help podcast. We are just having some fun. This is the next-to-last podcast of the season. Thank you all for j...

Send us Fan Mail The squad assembles to thank our loyal listeners for, well, listening. It is a time to get together and discuss the trajectory of the podcast according to the individual members. Don't worry, there are plenty of side conversations and amusing stories. Look forward to future sound bites as provided by Ronz. He likes to say things that can easily be utilized later out of contex...

Send us Fan Mail I'm not sure what the big deal is really. People seem to be afraid of quitting or failing. Really, it can be quite enjoyable. Join the squad this week as the Beaveman tries to convince the fellow squad members that quitting can be fun. Thank you to all of our listeners for joining us weekly and taking part in just a bit of idiocy.  https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com http...

Send us Fan Mail Don't blame the monkey for Monkey Pox. Just a bit of a public service message from the Slaptail Squad. So where did it come from? Was it that pesky 5G signal? Was it created in a lab and unleashed on the world? Is it a little something extra in that COVID-19 shot you got?  Or, wait for it, is it just a virus that has been around a really long time that we just happen to be cu...

Send us Fan Mail Thinking about time travel can really mess with your head. Don't worry, the Slaptail Squad can explain it perfectly. They really can't. As always, you will never learn anything by listening to this show. It is purely for entertainment purposes. Check out some time travel movies just for fun. Here is a question to ponder that we briefly touched on this podcast. Is the mov...

Send us Fan Mail It is the return of angry Beaveman, hopefully for just one episode. During a typical drive down the road, the Beaveman was listening to a comedy station. He heard a certain comedian doing a bit. Instead of laughing, he became angry. As an adult, he exercised his option to change the channel, but he had already heard enough. Insult him if you will, but when you insult nurses, well...

Send us Fan Mail Yes you heard him right, the Beaveman does not believe that romantic love exists. He believes that true love is what we feel for our children and our dog. Evidence of this can be seen with our fondness of songs that we believe erroneously are love songs. The Beaveman provides two examples.  Additionally, this podcast is a great example of the patience and tolerance that the Swan h...

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman loves the genre of movies and TV that represent the Rom-Com. Can the  real-life version of the Rom-Com exist? The Beaveman does not think so. The world would be so much more interesting if they did. What about the bromance? Can the bromance exist in a world such as ours, or would the powers at be do everything to destroy it?  Incidentally, if you are worried that the...

Send us Fan Mail Yup, ya dead! Now what? Can't just let this thing sit here, or could you? What options do you have? Well, you are dead, so you don't have options, but your friends and family do.  I can think of quite a few. This week on the Slaptail Squad, the squad talks about the different methods of, well, getting rid of the final remains of the human body.  Do you want to be buried,...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman gives a preview of his plans for a new segment or a completely new podcast. Squad member Swan and friend of the show Skylar join him for this brief look into the most prevalent roundworm infection in the world. Please see the show links for fun videos, images, articles and websites. Let us know if you think this should be a periodic in...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman did the unthinkable. He started the podcast and didn't hit record. What followed was 17 minutes of a very funny conversation that is now lost to the universe. The squad rallied and drove on. They talked about animal-human diseases, prairie dogs vs. prairie-doggin, and the importance of not importing pets.  The Beaveman recounts me...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, the squad is at full strength and it is a perfect time to have a fun conversation. The Beaveman provides a bit of an artificial intelligence update at the top of the podcast for those of you that care.  Then the conversation quickly segued to discussion about family gatherings. It should be a happy discussion but the Beaveman really just wants to k...

Send us Fan Mail Sometimes the Beaveman just really wishes he could have replacement parts. It is tough getting older and having aches and pains, but comedy helps. Maybe the tech will be available in the next 10-20 years, or is it here now? This week the squad has a casual conversation about AI, cyborg parts, and of course, fembots. It is no surprise that the Beaveman wants more than one. It is al...

Send us Fan Mail This is a completely ridiculous, scenario based question. What if God chose you to be the next prophet, savior, what have you? What would you need to make believers out of the rest of the world? How can you save the universe and defeat the forces of evil that are waging war on the forces of good? Would you need some sick powers? Maybe the ability to never have to poop again?  You...

Send us Fan Mail The Squad professes their love for true crime. They are not alone. Humans seem to be fascinated with true crime. The question is, why?  How about our obsession with love stories, either real or actualized in entertainment?  Maybe you enjoy a good bromance, like the Beaveman.  Join the squad for a typical goofy conversation. Hopefully you can hear the swan, who for some reason deci...

Send us Fan Mail The Swan is back from a grueling outdoor adventure. She left a confirmed athlete, and returned a survivalist. She is basically a delta force-green beret-ranger-SEAL-force recon-combat controller. She allows the other squad members an opportunity to benefit from her new, extensive knowledge by imparting wisdom. Remember how we always say you won't learn anything by listening t...

Send us Fan Mail Why do you want to pretend to be something you are not? What do you have to gain? Maybe you are not a poser, maybe you don't think you are exaggerating. What happens when someone calls you on it? What then? Do you continue the lie?  Join us for the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. Don't worry, we get side-tracked and talk about other things as well. Like health dispari...

Send us Fan Mail What if podcasters could no longer speak their minds? What if a regulatory board made it costly to podcast? Would your favorite podcasters still podcast?  Free speech comes under fire. We live in confusing times. Podcasting isn't just done by Americans. It is a world wide gift (mostly).  We welcome our fellow podcast host JD from , "The Monster's Lair," podcast...

Send us Fan Mail Everyday we come so close to becoming a horrifying statistic. We could get injured, become sick, or worse, we could die. You could get hit in the head with a marshmallow, or have a tragic accident with a thong. But you can't live in fear. In fact, you should just live your life to the fullest. You want to wear a white thong? Do it! You want to cut a tree with a chainsaw above...

Send us Fan Mail Can you talk to your family about anything? What if your mom is a hoarder? Will she engage in a conversation about the obvious problem with having a toilet on her front lawn? Is it appropriate to talk about the emergency, adult circumcision your grandfather had to tolerate when you are having a family dinner? When have you shared too much?  These are just some of the scenarios the...

Send us Fan Mail It's doomsday prediction time again. You may remember previously that the Beaveman predicted the end of times as a result of a super-bug, and then, the pandemic happened. This time he gives us an update on his most recent doomsday prediction. Can you guess what it is from the title? As always, we are just trying to have some fun. You are never going to learn anything of value...

Send us Fan Mail Are you happy with your genitals? You really should be. Men, what can you do about it? Nothing, aside from tattooing, piercing, and some other modifications that seem frightening. Be happy with it, let it be your friend. Don't shame it. Also, if you have trouble down below, don't aggravate the situation. Dang, wait until stuff cools down! Put some ice on it, see a doctor...

Send us Fan Mail It is episode 112 as a squad and boy, this one was a bit of a struggle at first. First of all, we are podcasters. So for us to livestream...it is like watching a raccoon wash cotton candy.  You just shake your head and laugh at how ridiculously inept we are. Once we got it all figured out we had a fun conversation about sex, comedy, Beaveman stories, a fun give away, and of course...

Send us Fan Mail My five things. The five things in life that keep me in balance. Do you know what they are? Can you guess? The Beaveman shares with the other squad members his five things that he believes leads to balance in life. This is not a self-help podcast. The members of the squad are not trained self-help, or, "life," coaches. Listening to this podcast will not provide you with...

Send us Fan Mail Everyone else has an opinion on this topic, so why shouldn't we. You guessed it, we are talking about the physical assault witnessed by the world during the Oscars. Will Smith decided it was ok to slap Chris Rock. Was he justified? What is your opinion? What's the take-away? In the Beaveman's amazing world view this should call to light the reality of what it means...