The Slaptail Squad

Send us Fan Mail The squad unites this week to talk about the future of the podcast. Where are they going? What is their niche? Who knows really? As always it is a fun conversation, aside from the fact that Ronz insists on doing the show sounding like he has a mouth full of gravel. Don't worry kids. That mouth full of gravel won't keep him from saying cringy things. We also learn that Be...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the Squad delves into more anger topics. We are joined by the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair. As it turns out, JD may be just as angry as the Beaveman. If you were hoping to learn some coping mechanisms for dealing with your anger, you are out of luck. The anger episodes continue. This one is going to be at least a 3 episode series.  Tha...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, the squad unites to talk about anger. At least 50% of the squad is angry. Can you guess who? Here's a hint at least one of them, the Beaveman has enough anger for 100% of the squad. If anger was jet fuel, he would have enough to circumnavigate the earth 100 times. That's ok, Jumanji and Mike attempt to come to the rescue. It's a little bit serious m...

Send us Fan Mail The Squad unites, just the dudes, for a sausage fest discussion about why the heck people filter their images on social media. What gives? How are we going to really know that its really you if your image on social media looks nothing like you? Like yourself at least a little folks! Ronz informs the fellas that he has a different wedding band for every woman in his life. He has se...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode, this Beaveman shares audio clips of two of his favorite songs for Jumanji to interpret. Beck's, "Loser," and Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." The other members are equally perplexed and join in to try and decipher the lyrics of these masterpieces. Not only do they attempt to understand the lyrics, they attempt to sing along with the m...

Send us Fan Mail Smells trigger memories. Science people, science! If you have ever wondered how smells trigger memories and you wanted to consult with some highly intelligent, informed, academics, we recommend another podcast. If however, you just want to have some fun talking about smells, we are the people to listen to. Take a deep breath in through the nose, out through the mouth.  As usual, w...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad we learn a valuable lesson. Jumanji is not much of a story teller. Aside from that, the squad has a fun talk just like every week. Friends getting together to have a fun chat. The Beaveman and Jumanji went to a strip bar and hung out. Hear the story from Jumanji's perspective. Thank you for joining us as friends each week so we can share...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and Mike hang out and review the sound bytes stored on the mixing equipment to see what type of  jokes or improv they inspire. It may seem ridiculous, and it is, but it was also a good time.  The new running joke is to call Mike, Michael. Typically when we want to sound like the responsible adult. He doesn't seem to like it muc...

Send us Fan Mail Why aren't you famous? Basically there are a million networks with a billion shows and only 330 is million people in the US. So whether we like it or not, we are all eventually going to be on some form of TV. The squad unites for a fun talk. Join us for the collective idiocy.  Comedian Mike Cotayo's Information https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike Friends of the Show https://w...

Send us Fan Mail The mighty three assemble to analyze the Beaveman's dreams. That's analyze, get your mind out of the gutter. What are dreams? What is waking? What does it all mean? Well, you won't get real answers to any of those questions if you listen to this podcast, but you will have a laugh. Get ready for some classic cringy moments with Ronz. This episode does not disappoint....

Send us Fan Mail The Beaveman turns 50 this week and predicts his next 100 years of life. Cyborg parts (man parts specifically), contributions to mankind, and ridiculous predictions. Join us for completely pointless conversations, jokes and general BS. Thank you for supporting the show.  Upcoming shows and all things Mike Cotayo, the newest member of the Slaptail Squad https://linktr.ee/funnymanmi...

Send us Fan Mail This week the squad is at full force to hang out and have a fun conversation about being a performance whore. Oh, you don't know what a performance whore is? Guess you have to join us for a ridiculous and fun conversation. It's all for fun. Thank you for joining us for a laugh or two. If you are going to be in the Durham, NC area on 3/10/2023 and you want to see Mike Cot...

Send us Fan Mail The Slaptail Squad is back after being knocked down by COVID for a couple of weeks. This week Swan and the Beaveman have a conversation with comedian Mike Cotayo about the institute of marriage. The Beaveman looks at it like a corporation that may split, diversify, and possibly bring on additional staff. Hang out for a fun, offensive conversation. Thank you all for listening and j...

Send us Fan Mail Not part two but a totally new conversation with our new friend of the show Mike Cotayo. This week the Beaveman and Swan have a casual conversation about penises with Mike as well as other strange topics, but mostly penises.  Check out our show links for information on how to see all things Mike Cotayo and for his upcoming show dates. He will be at the Loony Bin in Little Rock AR...

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever been sitting there, enjoying a show, when you see something off? Well, that's what happens from time to time. It happened to the Beaveman. He was watching a show and noticed a physical exam finding on an actor and was immediately concerned. But what can you do when that happens? Can you even contact the actor? You can attempt it, for the right amount of money ap...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Swan and the Beaveman tell the story of Swan's experience as a patient. Is this the death of the profession of nursing? Is medicine any better than it was 15 years ago? You have to listen to find out.  If you like this podcast you may enjoy listening or watching our friends of the show https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates https://m.tw...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Slaptail Squad unites to discuss a bizarre interaction the Beaveman experienced when he was on his son's Twitch Stream. Some knob called in and professed his lamentation over the loss of his foreskin for 30 minutes. You guessed it, the Beaveman can't let it go so this entire podcast is about how ridiculous the Beaveman believes this cause is. Should I prote...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Holidays from the members of the Slaptail Squad to you! On this episode, the Beaveman expresses his opinion about persons that approach the world with a closed mind. It sounds deep, but it isn't because the squad follows that up with a ridiculous spelling bee, prideside chat, the Beaveman's lament that he never became a famous porn director/producer, and everyone&a...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad welcomes friend of the show JD from the Monsters Lair Podcast. It's Christmas time. Is there a better time of the year than now to ask a Satanist about his religion? Probably, but we did it anyway.  Thanks for joining us for a fun conversation. You will never learn anything from this group of idiots. That's what makes it f...

Send us Fan Mail After a week off, through no fault of the Beaveman (he accidentally erased an entire episode), the Squad returns. This week the Beaveman shares some of the questions he has received from listeners on a certain app he occasionally does talks on. Clearly they are just sending random questions to random hosts because if they actually listened to the Beaveman's talks, they would...

Send us Fan Mail The squad unites prior to Thanksgiving for a typical conversation. It is full of laughter, amazing comedy, sick burns, and deep insights. Unfortunately, the Beaveman did not hit record, so you missed all that and you get this. It is still pretty solid. Sorry, not sorry, you missed it. Happy time of thanks to all of you. We are so thankful for our listeners.  If you like this podca...

Send us Fan Mail This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman shares his reflection on a typical, frustrating conversation with one-half of his parental unit.  Is he alone, or is it common for children to get annoyed by their parents, regardless of their age?  The conversation continues with observations of comedy during the pandemic and a complete ignorance about fish and fish related anatomy. W...

Send us Fan Mail The squad unites this week to talk mostly about the crap that annoys the Beaveman. Any guesses? When he isn't complaining, he issues a happy birthday to the Marine Corps and a heartfelt shout-out to all the veterans. Mostly he complains. Toenails, gross! Thank you all for joining us. We really appreciate the opportunity to virtually spend time with you.  Please see the show n...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Season 4! After a break, the Slaptail Squad is back. On this episode the Squad catches up. What has everyone been doing? The Beaveman went hunting. Swan and the Beaveman, "adopted," a grown man.  Tromondae refuses to commit a crime, and old-man Ronz couldn't remember what he did. Best of all, the Squad provides some very out-dated dating tips. We would no...

Send us Fan Mail Just like the title implies, this is the last episode of season 3. After this episode the Squad is going dark until the first week of November.  Join us this week as the Squad unites for a conversation in complete idiocy. The Beaveman introduces a medical metric of interest to help determine relative risk. Ronz amazes the squad with his incredible impressions, and Tromondae presen...