The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us Fan Mail On behalf of the Brians, Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Housing Requisites have developed the modern solution to the homelessness crisis.  Living in a tent is cold comfort if you are down on your luck. Mick O'Reilly's Happy Housing Holes can accommodate the largest of families, and won't be blown away in strong winds. Best of all they can double as a ceme...

Send us Fan Mail There is excitement in the air as the Brians reveal the secret behind some of the worlds greatest pop entremanures. Mick O'Rielly's famous 40mm drainage gravel pit number 7 at Upper Lawnton Heights has been the location of some of the most iconic music fillum clips and murders. Hits such as the Rolling Stones "I Can't Get No  Quality Topsoil",  AC DC'...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's review the new science of Nuclear Ovens. Yes, the new and wondrous way to make toast and incinerate your dead Nana has arrived. Brian let's out that the Nuclear Oven car will be at your local Tesla dealership soon. On a very serious note the Brian's discuss how the new man made extraterrestrial object that is Planet Cunt will be available to populate wit...

Send us Fan Mail In this week's episode, the Brian's reveal that Faecesism will be the go to political movement in the good old USA in 2025. The Brian's drink a crate of Cherry Liquer and reminisce  about the new world order to be thrust upon us that is Stools, Kippers, Kipfler Potatoes and Donald Trump. Brian and Brian reveal the new sporting sensation that combines Formula 1 and G...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians unveil the stupendous plans for the reinvention November as the most important month on the calendar. October and maybe July will be scrapped to upgrade November as one extra long month of glorious celebration of horse racing, nudity, internal combustion, gastronomic delights and gravel polishing. Grab a special coupon from Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cemen...

Send us Fan Mail In a world hellbent on infrastructure redesign, the Brians pose the question: if a bomb explodes in the forest does anyone need planning approval? On a lighter note McDonalds has opened its newest store in the Gaza Strip to aid Palestinianians and Isralianites alike. It's gravel burgers for one and all as the worlds favourite restaurant chain blah blah blah.

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians dive headlong into the world of global energy production and discover that overbearing mothers can generate enough power to solve many of today's domestic problems. Once harnessed this energy can provide enough electricity to milk a very small cow,  Also in this episode Brian and Brian reveal how they made a pact with the devil, only to realise it was Pop...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian get to the root of all humanity's problems......not enough iodine in their chips. Seagulls have been trying to tell humans since the dawn of fast food that Earth as we know it is doomed unless we radically change our diet.  Governments around the globe and across the street, stand condemned for their lack of basic human condiments and sauces. The lac...

Send us Fan Mail The Brians can now reveal a new cinema blockbuster which has just been squashed into the can and being prepared to be launched onto an unsuspecting global audience. Martini Scorcese and Baz Lurhman have teamed up to reveal the fat and fluffy side to one of the world's most unrelatable and cuddly despots.  Freshly out of the closet, Hugh Jackman will receive modest amounts of...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's  bring in the new world order that is Artificial Intelligence, that is transforming football finals in Orstralyia for the better. The well paid and somewhat stupid assletes, see Rugby League, get learned about buying large parcels of land with their bloated paypackets so the average man, woman, schizophrenic tow truck operator, dog, child or dumbfuck can get a tic...

Send us Fan Mail No thanks to Pope Francis the bastard, the Brians have taken upon themselves to elevate Australia's greatest thespian and racontuer, Sir Robert Helpmann to the status of Supreme Saint and God Person.  This event, totally sanctioned by the Vatican's Complete for Profit Committee will be broadcast across the universe on the Pay For View Crystal Wireless Network. The event...

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian reminisce about the fabulous 1980's and at the peakness of their Shortwave days and nights and the odd weekend or calendar month. Brian in an act of bravery announces to the world that rifles will be used in every sport at the 2032 Brisbanium Olympics. Another scoop from Brian tells the tale that the great George Lazenby will be the mascot of the Olympiad in &...

Send us Fan Mail Reminiscing once again about the fame, money, sex and STDs that come with being the leading radio dial twiddlers for over a lot of years; the Brians turn back the hourglass to the glory days of the 1980's and the Johnny-come-lately-with-a chip-in-its-pants attitude of a small town called Brisbane.  It is in this city that once housed the most reckless and retarded men and wom...

Send us Fan Mail With the world on edge as the prices of stick insects, cement and Petrie Dishes go through a roof, the Brian's bring a semblance of relief as they discuss the art of wearing cut off jeans and smoking in toilets. The past comes back to the Brian's in a refreshing look at how the now most popular past time, that is stamp licking, is so fashionable in the crazy 21st century...

Send us Fan Mail On this 60th anniversary of The Siamese Herring Excrement the Brian's tell all about the heady days of the early 1960's.  Using only crackling, butter, sausages and tin cans the Brian's started their careers in the inane world of just sitting to entertain. With the help of Johnny Bic and his Short Wave supplies and requiseats the  Brian's secured the right gear...

Send us Fan Mail Brian advises one and all about the benefits of gift wrapping livestock and mailing to friends and family now Christmas is held 27 times each Calendar year and once each Leap year. The homeless hit back at society by converging on Macca's stores every Thursday night for free Wi Fi and listen to the Herrings and get a good dose of Gastro for staying for the food. The Drive Thr...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's go into bat and ball for our courageous and gorgeous sportswomen of the female and Leso type. Why aren't there more ex women's sport stars in Parliament using their scone making skills, knitting prowess and dish washing heroics  to cater for all of the issues that 22nd Century life brings along. Brian discusses that great holiday destination that is Hait...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians are utterly amazed and humiliated by the wonder and splendour that is women's sport. Never since the invention of knitting have women been at the forefront of global affairs like they are today. The world is currently bathing nude in the glory and adoration which has been bestowed on women by men who have dropped the ball and passed on the elevation of wo...

Send us Fan Mail Women's sport invades Orstralya and the best player sits on the bench and looks to fix the problems of the world one missed goal at a time. The Brian's discuss the abilities of Camels to fix the Earth's climate issues and dilemmas by learning to swim in the open ocean powered only by liquid Kerosene. Brian broaches the subject of what to do with broken rubber bands...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's discuss DC current, Washington and eating kittens in a special section of today's Herring. Brian releases his new venture that the Pharmaceutical world needs. That is, the K27 Sandshoe Backpack. Available at all Herring online stores and offline Tobacconists. The Brian's are intrigued that Anal recognition is now alive and well in all Chinese art galleri...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's introduce their tennis prodigy to Wimbeldon. Yes, Doug Alcatraz wins the big one. Brian tells the world about the huge thing that is unique to Orstralia, 2 Up. Yes tossing faecal matter has a huge following at Bungle Jungle and everyone joins in. Brian points out that the new generation of non drying paint has made a big splash at BJ's and don't the kidd...

Send us Fan Mail On this week's episplode of the Herrings good old Prince Phil is again talked about regarding memorabilia and will slices of him take the world by storm or just by dogs. The Brian's wriggle out of their wheelchairs and scurry on to their soapboxes and expose the lies of the world, especially lying dogs. Another round of talk discusses blouses and the never ending journey...

Send us Fan Mail Slapping babies is documented again by the Brian's. As they ask, why do politicians do it when a cuddle and a fiddle will do. Brian discusses the rise and fall and rise again of those great Orstraylians, the Kelly brothers. Yes, Ned, Nigel and Neville are and will always be remembered as dumb, dumber and in touch with nature and 44 gallon drums. On a serious note Brian rides...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's are enthralled that Submarinze racing is making a huge zlash on the aquatic zalace that is the Atlantic oceanz. Discussionz take place around the lack of ztupity that womenz fail to have that menz have in abundanze. The Brianz articulate how thiz can be fixed by sheer movement of currenzy for the ladiesz. On an interezting note, Brian zwalloz a Zylophone and start...

Send us Fan Mail In todays world of fleeting pleasure, minimal attention span and something else, the Brians once again breathe life into the rotting corpse of modern living.  Negotiations with the Queensland government dictator Anastasheesi Pallanchek have born fruit and will see the 2032 Brisbanium Olympic Games become the shopping experience to dazzle the senses and send the blood lust into ove...