The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us Fan Mail On this excitement filled episode of the Sewerage Hammeroid Excrement, Barry and Bevan are disembowled and used as Crab bait. Fuckers. Brian and one of the other Brians' digest world events using Braille and a large stick. Always the optimist, Brian calls a spade a spade and a Dog a Goat. Fuckin hilarious if you've been on the Heroin for years. To humour the various supp...

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian visit their old Mate, Confidant and Boozing partner, the Pope, at his place. The usual shenanigans ensue and before you know it, everyone that's clothed is dressed as a Pirate. Brian, the absolute connessuir of fine food, alcoholic drinks and opium is intrigued and filled with joy at the taste of the Lumberjack Soup. Sitting in the Vatican Bar on level 7 Brian...

Send us Fan Mail On this week's Episplode, Brian and Brian explain Geography for our loyal and simple listeners. Yes, Zimbabwe is mentioned and covered extensively by Brian using many languages, a chicken and a bucket. The other, but more important subject both Brian's fussed over is to do with is the good old Bus Terminus and associated outbuildings, the free busrides, the graffiti and...

Send us Fan Mail After a large amount of divergence, disregard and discrepancies, both Brian's confer at great length about the seriousness of Livestock roaming the Auditoriums of most Capital Cities and a small country town that's now underwater. Once the discussion hits a resonance not seen at Herring Central this Millenia, Brian unleashes a monologue of torture and self servingness th...

Send us Fan Mail After a lengthy hiatus, the Brians can now reveal they have been on a double secret undercover operation to find out whether souvlaki can cure cancer. Although the results were spectacularly vague, it was confirmed that it can actually cause cancer if smeared on the genitals incorrectly. On a lighter note.....feathers. PS Some shit the lawyer said to put in if we didn't want...

Send us Fan Mail In this weeks episode Brian and Brain and not so much Barry, go on a fishing expedition in the heartland of downtown Antarctica. Brian strikes upon the idea of harvesting ice mites as a substitute fuel source only to realise that he is not wearing any pants and may freeze his enormous stoic off.  Meanwhile Bevan enters Barry's icehole and hilarity and pneumonia break out. On...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian recount their endless summer days of dementia and go-karting the slopes of Mt Kilimanjaro in a one piece bathing suit. Paw Paws are now in season for $6.99 a cubit and the winter snows are rapidly approaching the border of Australia and Mrs Pretty's residence by the rubbish tip. All this spells fun, frivolity and chemical burns for Barry and Bevan. O...

Send us Fan Mail On this special 1956 revised edition of, "Is your Mother a Barnacle" The Brian's take stock and a bit of a chance on an Easter gather a thon, that is, a Play with Sperm Whales as characters, a light show and a Duck with Arthritis and Gangrene. In Part 2 of this Epiglottis of fun, debauchery and sewing, Brian discusses the finer points of boozing in the Bar on level...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brain reveal the astonishing news that Brian is absconding...I mean emigrating from the infamous Lawnton Heights Herring Compound to the Antartica thingy. This is where the Mawson's Hut Franchise Empire is being launched as soon as Ji Ji PINGGG! can drag himself away from the Kremlin Nightclub and cut the ribbon with a tank. On a less interesting note, Bar...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians explore the donkey powered compressor and how low cost condominiums were built in the Middle Ages.  Also Bevan watches on as Barry is stuffed into a piece of PVC tubing and fired into the desert where he meets a host of hilarious characters who kill and eat him. As well as also, the miracle of Jesus turning lesbians into fish is discussed by a number of histor...

Send us Fan Mail After starting the New Year with a bang, the Brian's continue on their quest to inform the loyal Earth millions of the trauma and tempest that will engulf them like a fat kid eating a cake. Brian, in his wisdom and obvious likelihood that he really has brain damage discusses the reasons why Orstraylya has to be given the rights to hosting the Winter Olympics on the beautiful...

Send us Fan Mail Brian, Brian, the other Brian and Barry return from The Vatican to establish the heads up for the coming year. After much discussion, opium and arm wrestling with Pope Moe, both Brian's conclude that 20mm Drainage Lead will be the go-to item at Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement, Pope Blessed Drainage Lead and Lead Kitty Litter requisites for years if not months ahead. Br...

Send us Fan Mail On this intriguing Christmas edition of Why is my son a Gorilla, Brian and Brian reveal all of the truths and just a bit of made up stuff about Jesus. Yes, son of Dog, the all fearing and somewhat despondant chap who became the Messiah we all talk about this day just to receive gifts and maybe a free lunch. With sleigh bells ringing and Santa's helpers, Jeremy, Leroy, Basil,...

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian find good use for a stunned Rat on this week's heart-warming episode of the Herrings. Yes, Rats with mobility issues always rate well in the Cyberspace world and don't the Brian's milk it, literally for all its worth. Speaking of the AI Atlas Celestial-a-tron, Brian speaks way too long and far beyond a reasonable grasp of the English language  about...

Send us Fan Mail This weeks episode has been cobbled together with thoughts, prayers and liquid gravel by Barry whilst he is in offshore detention. Unfortunately Barry has been scooped up in a "Homeless Clean Up" campaign introduced by Queenslands own  political potato Adrian Christafoolish.  The government does not regard an old suitcase under a set of stairs an actual dwelling, althoug...

Send us Fan Mail As the AI Atlas 3000 hurtles through the Milky Way on a collision course with Billy Mumy and Captain Spock on the Goodship Lollypop, the Brian's discuss at breath the fascination of space travel and skin infections. Brian ponders the new world order that is RFK and his magnificent brainial thing that keeps churning out words of wisdom in his velvet voice only a helicopter bla...

Send us Fan Mail The race that startles a nation, The Melbourne Cup; will this year be hosted by Albo's BBQ Bonanza and Abattoir Requisites. Millions of dollars are gambled away this first Tuesday in November, but Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albuquerque will make sure all the kiddies of these degenerate gambling addicts will not go hungry. All 257 horses running in this years race will...

Send us Fan Mail In another delightfully stupid week full of herring, Brian and Brian recount the halogen days of Australia Post and Brian's relationship with all and sundry who work at Lower Lawnton Heights most successful stamp and assault weapon emporium, JJ's Stamps and Ammo. On a heavier note, the Brians catch up with your mum and give her some long overdue badminton lessons.

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians investigate startling allegations that Orstralia is not Orstria and anyway they can't play football with or without incriminating photos of grown men with members of another species. Later in the episode, after a visit to the United Nations; the Brians manage to convince 190 member states to exclusively use hot dog cannons in all future wars. The Russkies...

Send us Fan Mail Brian and Brian discuss the intricacies of dealing with the local Police department and the ways and means of making it a good business decision. From securing lost property and stolen goods, to hoarding physical evidence to be put before the Courts, the Brian's detail the size of the Shed and Pit required to relieve the Coppers of the stuff and allow you to store it at your...

Send us Fan Mail On tonight's Episplode, Brian and Brian ask the logical and somewhat profound question that the world has pondered for centuries, and yes, the answer is outstanding. Er, due to copyright laws, a Cat and perjury, this may not be accurate. Brian of his own volition, categorises at length his attitude and enjoyment of Patina. Yes, that biological extract that all and sundry are...

Send us Fan Mail After years of requests from loyal and disloyal listeners alike, Brian and the not so Brian, have contractually agreed to publish the Brian files. These files contain pictures, fleas and paper clips guaranteed to bring the whole world and bits of New Zealand to its knees.  On a lighter note Bevan is trapped under a snowmobile whilst hunting penguins in his attic.

Send us Fan Mail This mid Winter night in the nearly most southerly continent on Earth and Uranus, both Brian's discuss all sorts of files. Starting with the Coarse Bastard, mentioning the Lady Boy Anal File and concluding with the Jeff Files. Brian chats openly about swimming in the white powder pool on Jeff Island and how his date is as smooth as a bowling ball now. The conversation continu...

Send us Fan Mail Brian declares to the world and an outlier planet on the edge of the Solar System that the 2032 Olympic Games in Brisvegas will incorporate the lower, lower end of Brian's property for the Opening Ceremony and the car parking.  Much to the surprise of the Queensland Government and Furhrer Crisisafool,  the Brian's show the money, the blueprints and drainage for the blood...

Send us Fan Mail This week Doctor Brain and Professor Brian table the mysterious and shaved world of the Travelling Koala Syndrome. The Nobel Prize of Overthinking will inevitably come their way this year, rewarding there decades long search for the perfect after dinner mint to pair with a Peppermint Cabernet and Otter Mudcake. On a lighter and more sinister note the Brians have let Baron "Th...