The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us Fan Mail In this weeks episode, the Brians delve into the might and majesty of the new Trump Bible. The Donald has managed to unlock wisdom and insight, previously hidden to people of intellectual questionability. The cooking recipes alone are worth the asking price, not to mention the arousing centrefold sealed with the Don's own personal bodily fluids. On a lighter note the Brians h...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian wrestles with strict and suboptimal political bribery etiquette, whilst Brian tackles the Australian phenomenon that is Boganism.  The Brians also look at extensive research by the Department of Environmental Misconceptions which have proven that the cafeteria should sell full strength beer and not this low alcohol  rubbish that gets you bloated before you have a c...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians delve into the quandary that is the "Spectrum"! Many of the worlds smartest people and a few ants are on the Spectrum, but what is it, how does it work and can it see in the dark? These are just a few of the fascinating questions Brian and Brian put to a group of world renowned panelists, who for the first time since school have not had their lunch s...

Send us Fan Mail Brian discusses with Brian the single biggest issue on Earth and the Cosmos that is Child allergies and idiotic parents. Brian suggests getting back to the old days of spitting in the streets, public hangings, emptying bowels on the footpath, family drunkenness and the benefits of eating dirt. Of course it wouldn't be Turdsday night at Poocast central that Brian chats about h...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's pass on terrific and valuable information about the importance of purchasing a new Liver online. Yes,  the new world of organ renewal is here and now and sitting on your porch. Out of no where on this episode Brian conducts an interview with a Duck.  Brian broaches the subject of Moon landings without black people after reminiscing about Neil, Buzz and Darryl  55...

Send us Fan Mail With Ramadan, Lent and the Bubonic Plague upon us this week, the Brians reflect on their part in revitalising the miniature horse racing industry and what that means to cattle rustling across the globe. Coincidently, a recent study by Barry of the International Statistic Institution, has revealed that less than 1 out of every 2 people identify as part time cattle rustlers or horse...

Send us Fan Mail The Brians have been called upon once again to stimulate Pope Francis and his satanic empire. A new marketing campaign will bring the Catatonic Church in line with modern thinking, plunging it into the Dark Ages where it had it proudest and cruelest successes.  Select individuals will be pulled from the crowd under the Papal balcony this Easter and nailed to buses, donkey drawn ve...

Send us Fan Mail On this week's episode, the Brian's go deep into the political hearts and minds of Presidential aspirants and the folly of slow living and the female form that is the epitome of the free world, jibberish and gun waving. Brian discusses the real point of why God, Jeeesus and the Holy Spirit were packing heat all of those years ago for the good of the universe and bringing...

Send us Fan Mail On this third instalment in a series of seven hundred and twenty nine, the Brian's bring the world and a couple of other planets in the Malted Milk Way the great news about our Moon. Why the fuck doesn't it have a proper name like Saturn and Jupiter do? Yes those 2 fuckers have all of their Moons named. Who wouldn't want our Moon called Europa or Io or Swedish Hat? ...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's reminisce about their long lost son thing, Howard.  A long discussion regarding Howard ensues about him being a Chef and only using his Tongue and Penis to cook up a storm and some Rats. Brian discusses in detail Fillum genres and frozen  Disney heads which leads to the demands issued from  NASA that have taken its toll on the Brian's and ultimately changed C...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's discuss at length the need for more Gods and Nuclear weapons along with the growth industry that is Pigeons. Brian talks with an open heart about the devastation that has affected him mentally when the conversation turns to his love of Taylor Swift and her leg length not to mention his awe inspiring take on her ability to skin aquatic animals with her teeth. Rivet...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's bring in the changes that are  required around the known Earth by informing one and all that Sport and Politics has to merge to save the planet and possibly Alpha Centauri. At long last and with urging from Neville of Zambia the Brian's reveal the true identity of their racing Pigeon slash Bat, Baron Von Licktenstein. Yes, the fastest flying thing to ever gra...

Send us Fan Mail On this week's episplode of the Herrings, the Brian's discuss at length the importance of Chemists and Indian drug providers, the prescription variety that is, not the nasty illicit drug dealer living next door who is having sex with your pets, no! The elephant loving Pharmacist is front and centre and in discussion this evening. Brian let's slip that he sleeps 15 h...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's veer headlong into the wide world of Fruit Bat exportation which will futuresafe Orstraylya after the Coal, Iron Ore and ex Politicians are burnt out and or given away. The subject of the Australian Coat of Arms is debated heavily by Brian and he urges all Orstraylians to get out on Orstraylia day tomorrow and go nude at the beach and lick a Cane Toad at will.  Fu...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's articulate the only way they know and elaborate in a special spoken part of the Herrings, the importance of Axle Grease in the Southern Hemisphere. Yes, the different lubricants used to pleasure oneself between northern parts of this planet and the southern is totally different,  if you have a penis, or two.  Brylcream might be abundant throughout the Milky Way  a...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's celebrate their huge win of the previous year, that is, predicting the road toll and other tricky elements. The Suzuki Jimny takes the top gong for most death related accidents while the name Kevin is the outright winner in the most deaths category.  The truth only known on the northside of Brisbanium is unleashed and Brian let's the world know that Ma Ling h...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's and the entire northside population  of Brisbanium bring the Nude Year in at Bungle Jungle. The theme of the evening was to continue the tradition of Vomitting at will. Just like the Convicts did after stealing bread and rats in England 5000 and somewhat years ago, Who doesn't want  to be sent across a largish ocean thing and spew your guts up all the way to...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's clear up once for all the real reason why the Idiot Pill was invented. Jeffrey Epstein is remembered and will be  Posthumously Knighted by Prince Andrew and a female Corgi will be renamed Jeff.  The Brian's articulate the future as never before and see Whales saving the world and some of them being ploughed by an Ice Breaker. Moving stuff and things. On a fun...

Send us Fan Mail The traditional Yuleturd festivities are well on the way with the Brians, as they prepare to break their previous record for speeding and drink driving this Xmas. JJ's guns and ammo will once again be the calendar highlight as the V8 GT Falcon delivers joy, cheer and possibly pestilence to the residents of the spiritual home of the baby Jesus this year. Gympie is the sister c...

Send us Fan Mail As the festive season approaches, the Brians grapple with the reality that life on earth is perilously close to dangerous equipment and needs to stand at least 2 feet behind the yellow line and wear safety glasses at all times. On a lighter note, King Charles has had his DNA mixed with a King Charles Spaniel, resulting in a canine that is seriously out of touch with the modern wor...

Send us Fan Mail On behalf of the Brians, Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Housing Requisites have developed the modern solution to the homelessness crisis.  Living in a tent is cold comfort if you are down on your luck. Mick O'Reilly's Happy Housing Holes can accommodate the largest of families, and won't be blown away in strong winds. Best of all they can double as a ceme...

Send us Fan Mail There is excitement in the air as the Brians reveal the secret behind some of the worlds greatest pop entremanures. Mick O'Rielly's famous 40mm drainage gravel pit number 7 at Upper Lawnton Heights has been the location of some of the most iconic music fillum clips and murders. Hits such as the Rolling Stones "I Can't Get No  Quality Topsoil",  AC DC'...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's review the new science of Nuclear Ovens. Yes, the new and wondrous way to make toast and incinerate your dead Nana has arrived. Brian let's out that the Nuclear Oven car will be at your local Tesla dealership soon. On a very serious note the Brian's discuss how the new man made extraterrestrial object that is Planet Cunt will be available to populate wit...

Send us Fan Mail In this week's episode, the Brian's reveal that Faecesism will be the go to political movement in the good old USA in 2025. The Brian's drink a crate of Cherry Liquer and reminisce  about the new world order to be thrust upon us that is Stools, Kippers, Kipfler Potatoes and Donald Trump. Brian and Brian reveal the new sporting sensation that combines Formula 1 and G...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians unveil the stupendous plans for the reinvention November as the most important month on the calendar. October and maybe July will be scrapped to upgrade November as one extra long month of glorious celebration of horse racing, nudity, internal combustion, gastronomic delights and gravel polishing. Grab a special coupon from Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cemen...