The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us Fan Mail Tonight on the Experiment, the Brian's refuse to have an escape hatch and dive deep into their life and times with Celebrity Singers, Songwriters and Bands.  Not only did the Brian's have influence over their songs but also their bodily functions. Everybody, well some people, know that John Lennon, Elton and the Boss, Bruce Sprinklesteen, were all enthralled by the Brian...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians fire up the diesel powered, petrol driven Sherman tank and  do a few laps during the half time break at the AFL grand final. They celebrate the football massacre by visiting Doctor Dennis Dentist's cryogenic playground. Micheal Jackson's head comes to dinner and Bubbles the testicle-less chimp peels the big banana known as water conservation. On a li...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians relive some of the glory hole days of Lower Chermside Heights and the packs of wild dogs that roamed the streets and shopped at the Southern Hemisphere's earliest consumer materpiece..... The Chermside Drive-in Shopping Centre.  Just a cars throw from the Lower Chermside Heights Abattoir and a mere 6 minutes crawl from the Upper Chermside Heights Gallows,...

Send us Fan Mail On a tale of renown and infamy, the Brian's head into the world of sport unlike anything has been seen on a Public Hospital Operating Room floor. Brian discusses how Mutton Birds with lice will be the go to offering at the 2032 Brisbanium Olympics thing with chips. On a very serious note, the Brian's bring up the main program of events at the 2032 games that will be golf...

Send us Fan Mail Brian and the third Brian discuss for an insurmountable amount, er, very, very, very, very long long, er, chat adnauseum, er, discuss the many and varied extremes of the written and spoken word. With Summer approaching, Brian has pulled out all stops and give way signs to ensure his newly built Ice Skating Rink will be officially unveiled and blessed by P Diddy by this time next w...

Send us Fan Mail Brian attacks this episplode in a flurry or words, phrases, contortions and an in depth conversation about Gene Splicing and the impact of hair colour on a small innocent kiddie in a wheelchair. Both Brian's convince one another that the only fair elections in Crazyville, that is the US, should happen hourly to give every fucker in that den of eniquity a fair go at righting t...

Send us Fan Mail "Do you want fries with that?" , the undertaker said and Two Gun laughed softly to himself and blew the legs off the chair. "Nice one" said the milkman and Jane went off quietly to milk the cat. All this and less on this weak's episplode of TSHEx. On a lighter note, "I forgot what I was going to write so I made something up." replied Cinderellar.

Send us Fan Mail In the old days when electricity was something you wore on your head, no one had any idea that someday this voltage business would ever go on to power whole cities and burn people to death electric chair style. This week thanks to the Nikola Tesla Across The Void Machine, The Brians talk to the creator of modern electricalness and watch him roll over and over in his grave knowing...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian discuss the completely real and not impossible scenario, or nightmare for our Australium friends; of a dark fecal bulge in the force called Darth Dutton. This potato-DNAed political experiment is determined to showcase a nation powered by nuclear pieces of fried toast. Delusion is his name and detention is his game. No one who visits, takes part in, or wa...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's reminisce about the good old, well, er, the old days when eating Dagwood Dogs at the Brisbane Exhibitionist County Fair was the only thing to do in August. Yes, Dagwood Dogs, that sawdusty, meaty, grissly, sausage shaped apparatus on a stick and loaded with tomato sauce or ketchup (for our North American Numbskull listeners). The Brian's also discuss the vomi...

Send us Fan Mail Yes that's correct listeners... Brian and Brian have been forced into podcasting strike action after a serious incident involving the International Olympic Committee, a burning Hobie Cat and a crate of Grange Hermitage. Until the paper bags full of money come flooding back in, Barry will remain locked in the cupboard and the Herrings can be found at the pub dribbling over the...

Send us Fan Mail The Paris Olympics opens to the sound of Brian and Brian gesticulating wildly and having a wheelchair race at the Champs Elysees Tobacco Shop. In a further highlight of the Games, Brian drinks a Litre of River Seine water and marches into Notre Dame and urinates on some American tourists. Just great fun and stuff. The Brian's let the cat and a hand grenade out of the bag when...

Send us Fan Mail DO NOT SEND US A TEXT MESSAGE ITS A NAZI SCAM !!!!!! Brian discusses the main issue in the world today and he is succinctly cut off by Brian. Barry intervenes and a scuffle ensues. After the Police leave and the Health Care Professionals do their part, the Refigerator is opened and the Brian's crack open the coldest alcoholic bottles they can shove in their mouths. Brian cont...

Send us Fan Mail On the show this week the Brians compare mug shots of their protégé Bevan to a young chappy who had a bit of an upset on a rooftop in Butler, Pennsyphveinium this week. The similarity between these two scamps is uncanny and thanks to some very well forged documents there will be almost no chance of the Brians being implicated in any shenanigans relating to firearms, presidential e...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians put their dementia on hold to grapple with the rise of Facism around the universe and bits of New Caledonia. It's election season and as Nostrildamus predicted in 1948.... " It's gonna get a whole lot fucked!" On a lighter note Barry breaks the time space continuum for a second time this week, and Bevan manages to fix it with some gopher ta...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian catch a case of Bidenitis and Brian's brain stops functioning properly. This is not usually a problem but at this crucial juncture of democracy and syphilis, the world is begging for clarity, transparency and more hats. On a lighter note Brians colostomy bag ends up in the fridge at the Country Women's Association after a night of scones and deb...

Send us Fan Mail On this Episode the Brian's get touchy and feely about Interstellar Space.  Rats, that enigmatic Rodent, shows his or her whiskered face in a magnificent chat about why the world has gone mad and what about the constant cost of living pressures of being a rodent. Brian describes in depth his Breakfast habits, including but not least, his attention to detail when it comes to d...

Send us Fan Mail On another winter evening in Brisvegas the Brian's ramp up the fun by acknowledging the lovely wide world of listeneringinfans emails and stuff. Brian, as usually happens after dark; discusses the for and against that vital question only Shepard's know the answer to.... that is, do Lambs really have magical powers? and if so, why do they taste so nice.  Absolutely intrig...

Send us Fan Mail On the show this week a strange kind of phenomena descends on the Herring Experiment. Possibly satanic possession, maybe a form of zombie curse or maybe just flatulence; but spooky things happen and scientists and fishermen are still unravelling the social and political fall out. On a side note there is too much phlegm in the universe and social media boffins are at work to bring...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians explore the inevitable showdown between these 21st century titans. Testy Tunaberg and The Desperate Don will face off for the title of Supreme World Leader. Eye gouging is not only allowed, it is encouraged.  This grudge match will take place on a very special bus as it plummets down the hill toward the Turner Road Ravine, one of the most treacherous pieces of...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians relive the glory days of tunnelling for the Viet Cong, where they discovered fame, fortune and friendship. Never before in the history of modern warfare have two humble lads had so much fun with excessively large earth moving equipment. Also in this episode hear how floating gravel became the no. 1 best selling landscape supply of all time at Mick O'Reill...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians attend the Optimist of the Year Competition and get exclusive interviews with the various pieces of Dynamite Don Hanley, the only person on Earth who believes dismemberment adds strength and character. On a lighter note Barry gets filled with helium and takes kiddies for a flight around the oval.

Send us Fan Mail What does the Dalai Lama  and dignity have in common? The Brians of course. Hold on to your helmets this week as the true nature of reincarnation and auto sports is explained. Whether you want to return from the afterlife as a supercar champion or a bouquet of flowers, Brian and Brain share some inside scoops from the Lama himself.  Also in this episode Barry is dropped from the E...

Send us Fan Mail This week, Brian and Brian reveal stunning new event thingys for the Paris Olympic Games to be held later this year in Istanbul. It won't all be boiling fat and bloodshed now that Manny the Macron has taken on board a few Brian ideas.  Dispensing with any grace and elegance now that Queen Lizzy has left the building,  France has let the dog out of the tree and is pulling out...

Send us Fan Mail On this week's Episplode, the Brian's call in the big Guns of the Spiritual and Music world.  It's time to commemorate the duo of gentlemen that not only changed the world, but reinforced the thought patterns of many parents to make sure their children were safely home and tucked up in bed at night.  The Brian's as usual talk about space, darkness, Rats and Cor...