The Siamese Herring Experiment

Send us Fan Mail Brian returns from the Vatican and reminisces about his visit and shares his exploits about Pope Frank, Toad Stools, Cloning, Fungible Tokens and boozing.  Brian let's go a huge scoop that Vatican Lube will be available in 44 Gallon drums all hand signed by Popey. The Brian's discuss at length Interspecies sexual relations development for the masses. Now that it has been...

Send us Fan Mail In this weeks episode the Brians reveal how they discovered DB Cooper sleeping in their hotel room during a Pretzel Makers conference in Washington DC in winter of '71. Having emptied the contents of the minibar, Cooper mistakenly ate The Brians contribution to the Vietnam War effort, exploding pretzels. Disposing of the body and putting a very large sum of money through the...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians explore the mysterious happenings across the globe during the stock market crash of 1752. High finances, low morals and big breasts signalled the end of the world as we knew it. On a more serious note, Brian and Brian recount the last tragic but zany days of Ed Deveraux, the cat with the kangaroo and how he single handedly invented television and beastiality i...

Send us Fan Mail This week Brian and Brian relate the fascinating history of Australian motor racing in the 18th and 19th century when the only roads were dirt and all roads led to the corner store. Here you could buy the latest in engine oil, wooden tyres, gravel and prostitutes. Thrill to the camel dragging exploits of Peter Brock, Dennis Lillee and Sterling Seaweed in the 1954 Australian Grand...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's put to the world that all difficult issues and how to deal with them now must enter the 23rd Century. No more Boycotting or even Girlcotting. One and all must show respect and only use Gaycotting or Lesbiancotting if they choose to rebuke any organisation or individual.  About fucking time! The Brian's look deep into the Abyss that is the cost of cat food and...

Send us Fan Mail Due to contractual shortfalls, fake Iguana investments and general poor housekeeping, the Brian's have had their 30 minutes of fame condemned to mere seconds. Parliament is being recalled to sort out this frightful mess and Anchovy Elbonesee is flying back from India directly by Jumbo ....oohh ha fucking ha ha ha a ha.... Jumbo. You know as in elephant. Fuck, imagine that, a ...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's make it back from Turkey after the excavations go terribly wrong to meet at the Shitnee Gay and Lesbian and She and Her and Him and It and Not Sure Mardi Gras and Rogering event. The Brian's pack down with the 2 most important politicians in Orstrailya and get the good oil and Heroin on Float 86, the Aardvaark 4000 semi amphibious craft. Brian buys a raffle t...

Send us Fan Mail In a world of confusion, devastation and ignorance, this week The Siamese Herring Experiment retraces the fantastic voyages of Vasco De Gama; the son of a Portuguese plumber and part time prostitute. The Brians will explore how this bitterly twisted seaman set sail from the highest Portuguese mountain, Mount Pico and discovered a new trade route to the chemist on Davenport Street...

Send us Fan Mail Brian discusses at length the issues on Earth due to the milk that pollutes the atmosphere around Earth and other orbital rock, ice, molten farm animals and halibut that makes up the mess that is the Unpastuerised Milky Way and sidewalk arrangement. The Brian's talk long and hard about the importance that Satan has had on many stars of film and stage as well as the foibles of...

Send us Fan Mail In a stunning revelation today Pope Archimedes of the Russian Highly Unorthodox Church has praised the life of Carninel George Pell as an example of how fucked the other mob is. The Russky Pope went on to say how his congregation were happy to stick with animals and toasters for their sexual deviancy and that Micheal Jackson should have called it quits after the Thriller triple do...

Send us Fan Mail This week The Brians discuss how the introduction of the decimal currency system in 1978, revolutionised Australian cuisine and put Barcaldine squarely at the forefront of the international food and drug industry. Scalded bandicoot with lemon ochre and red soil jus wowed gastronomers from Madagascar to Iceland but not Mawson's Hut unfortunately. On a lighter note, the upcomin...

Send us Fan Mail The cash strapped Vatican has seen fit to put the Brians in charge of restocking the gift shop yet again. The new range of Pell anal beads and altar boy requisites will be available before Easter and unleavened bread dildos in the shape of your favourite Archbishop will need to be pre-ordered to ensure complete satisfaction for the holiday period. On a more serious note 2023 will...

Send us Fan Mail Royalty will never be the same again as the wretched lives of the well to do are smeared across bookstores all over the world like a lunatic's shit on the living room walls. Beastiality, cannabalism and necrophilia are all given a bad name by this  sordid tale of privilege gone stark raving mental. A who's who of criminal and sociopathic monsters on full display in this...

Send us Fan Mail The Brians continue on their merry journey around the world after they gorged themselves on live bats and pelicans, injected many products and drank bladder fulls of mysterious liquids at Christmas. Boxing day eventuated into New Years eve and in-between all of this a Pope carked it. Vegas fired up and was left with another misguided marriage, buffet fulls of vomit and a stolen ro...

Send us Fan Mail Jesususmas has seen the Brians indulgence spread throughout the 12 corners of the globe, spreading peace, joy and sexually transmitted diseases to the poor and unfortunate oligarchy.  From Mawson's hut to the Kremlin, the Siamese Herring festive spirit is right up there with alcoholism and holiday season road carnage. Hot cross buns available now from the Herring Headquarters...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's look at Donald Duck's Tax paperwork and decide it's a matter for the Greens, as it appears to have a fair bit of shit attached.  Let's face it, they know Shit. The Brian's discuss the main issue that enthrals the world at the moment which is Turkey or Chicken for Jesusmas. The result will not only astound but set to create a much biggerer rift...

Send us Fan Mail In a world breaking exclusive the Brians have exclusive information known only to them that the game changing discovery of a plausible way to generate nuclear fusion, totally and exclusively tastes like chicken and then decide that all fusion processes must be of an oriental note and taste like shredded porpoise skin, radish, onion, sesame seed, uranium, bauxite, nitrogen, glyceri...

Send us Fan Mail The World Cup in Cut Tar is over for another 9 years due to the loss of Orstraylah. The favourite world team leaving the event defeated, homesick and nude. The Brian's let the truth be known how one small squadron of players pulled the Socceroonies up from being has beens to the next World Cup favourites just by having two heads. Marvellous. Brian forgets to pay the electrici...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's discuss at length the common sense approach to warfare strategies with the organising  of Dashshunds, Corgis and Horses and defining a generation that embraced the combination of gunpowder and four legged domestic and farm animals. The Brian's endeavour to find the crispiest crackling that an Air Fryer can deliver by only using sunlight, accelerant and a fatt...

Send us Fan Mail This week the Brians have a shortwave radio flashback thanks to an old listener request. Hear how their dads helped the war effort in "The Big One" with their grit, determination and enormous amounts of alcoholic porridge.  The Brian's note that the head of FIFA wil be afforded a sainthood for his generous and kind words and phrases about everything from being an Ar...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's clean up the mess that was a Chinese meal gone wrong and turned into a mid term shitstorm that we all needed. Brian sits on his high horse and espouses the values of our world leaders and falls off into the dowry depths that was the big red wave that became a ripple of anti humility. On a lighter note the Brian's open their Christmas presents early and low an...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's drill down into the iconic and inspirational day that stops a nation and shoots large four legged things. Humphrey B Bear is reunited with the Brian's after a hiatus to show proudly his furry no genitals body again. Sussex fever is all the rage and Las Vegas is to become the frontier for our layabout non royals  in what will be the Spare Casino. Money, money...

Send us Fan Mail Rice Paddies in every house will be the future and discussed at length on today's Poocast. Brian is nominated for a Grammy Award for his outstanding lifetime work with the trouser flute. The Herrings introduce a new sponsor and then tell them to stick it up their arse when it becomes obvious that their carbon footprint does not exist. On a serious note, more idiot sports peop...

Send us Fan Mail The Brian's celebrate another 100 seasons of Herringness by helping the the poor stupid Fucknuckles in the northern  hemisphere...... again. Another 100 seasons also brings celebrations.  Of course there's no celebrations unless it involves Jeesus, the Holy Ghost, Crack pipes, sexual antics, turning fish into carbon footprints and referencing to a God. Hurrah. All this a...

Send us Fan Mail This weeks episode was created by artificial intelligence and a few good monkeys. Listen as the Brians expand their consciousness to reveal the whereabouts of the Barvarian Dressmakers Guild from where all human life was created.