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In this Time Capsule episode we stumble upon one of Sejohn’s top ten Romantic Comedies of all time “America’s Sweethearts,” a time capsule of its very own for Hollywood in the late nineties and early 2000’s. Listen as we strip it down to its very foundation and Devon has a very specific and potentially never before used adjective to describe Julia Roberts.

For this month's very special episode of The Say Report we sit down with the Pilot episode from the latest Ninja Turtles offering from Nickelodeon and record a fan commentary track. Join us by watching the Pilot here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9LU0Lj2FA

In this supersized episode of The Say Report, Sejohn’s visit to Ohio’s German-American festival leads us down a politically charged discussion about what it means to be an American and how our only true cultural touchstone may in fact be nostalgia for our pasts. On the subject of nostalgia Devon experienced some deep realizations about why he didn’t particularly care for “Ready Player One,” “Mike...

Sejohn saw Slenderman and that made him want to explore more creepy pasta adaptations leading him to track down and experience Channel Zero: Candle Cove Devon doesn’t know anything about creepy pasta so this episode makes him feel old and his opinions on Brooklyn 99, How I Met Your Mother, and Last Man Standing certainly aren’t helping to dispute that those feelings.

Devon reveals the truth about why we switched up our recording schedule and that leads to a fine tooth comb examination of National morning news shows. Sejohn has thoughts about the new category at the Academy Awards and naturally that means your host-companions come up with the perfect method of implementation with the benefit of hindsight. Finally Devon recounts all the of Decker Adventures that...

Sejohn attempts to explain constant clicking games to Devon and that leads them to a discussion about Bongo comics and the fact that The Simpsons comic will finally be coming to an end. Since you can’t have a conversation about the Simpsons with either of your host companions without Futurama being brought up naturally that we shift into that topic. Then once that horse is beaten we shift in Sejoh...

We take a long hard look into the cold dead eyes of some the darkest parts of modern culture. Toy Collecting, Comics, Movies, Corporations, Conventions… no seedy underbelly is left unexamined and it is up to our brave host companions to try and maintain their generally cheerful dispositions and not succumb to the awesome might of negativity.

This week’s episode begins with an oral history of the Adam Scott/Craig Robinson vehicle “Ghosted” from Devon. To follow that up Sejohn explores a few of the marvelous things that caught his eye from San Diego Comic Con which transitions wonderfully into an examination of Nickelodeon’s special brand of nostalgia and where it does and doesn’t excel.

Come with us now on a journey through the wonderful world of the Marvel Cinematic Universe through the lens of their latest offering “Ant-Man and the Wasp.” What does it mean in relation to the events of Infinity War? Why do people wonder if the Quantum Realm inoculated Scott? What is the difference between magic and science? Will Devon ever realize what a masterpiece “Captain America: Civil War”...

This episode we literally talk about the weather which as you all know is always a thrilling topic. We follow that up we discuss whether or not dyslexia and illiteracy is easier or harder to identify in the modern age of the internet. To finish up we both gush over Encyclopedia Brown proving yet again why the two of us are such good friends.

Devon saw FOUR sequels over the course of the last three days so naturally we called this episode The Sequel Report. Unnaturally, despite the title this descends into a weird examination and celebration of modern Pizza technology, David Lightman being the hero we need in 2018, and the cancellation of some high society nuptials.

Longing to remember the summer after graduating High School, Devon brings us on a musical journey through A New Found/Glory’s second EP “From the Screen to your Stereo.” Luckily even though he hadn’t heard in its entirety before the day this episode was recorded Sejohn also has some lovely memories to share related to this album Overall this is a pretty deep dive and analytical analysis of the com...

Despite the best effort of your host companions neither was able to see Incredibles 2 this past week so the promised conversation must be sadly postponed. In lieu of that we take a critical look at all of the ranking of Pixar films that have been going on in wake of their latest film’s releases and question the true motivations of such actions. Finally Devon shares some issues he had both on and o...

Devon has some thoughts to get off of his chest after watching the new movie "Tag" and Sejohn, like Ed McMahon before him, is there to provide some much needed levity 

This episode starts with a discussion of our favorite kind of Dan Aykroyd films before spiraling into Sejohn discussing his week full of Disney movies. Unfortunately Devon’s own experience with a Disney film this past week leads this episode into “Grumpy Old Man” territory as the guys discuss the various changes that have happened to the world of children’s entertainment and contemplate how they w...

We’ve always liked to think that if we were tested that we would pass and it turns out to be the case (knock on wood) We take our new found lease on life as a cue to examine music and movies from our past and how we were effected by the reboots, remakes, and re-recordings of both in our younger and more impressionable years (read: College) Finally the release of Hotel Artemis sparks a discussion a...

We begin this episodes by airing some complaints and disappointments regarding driving, “Trust,” and video games. Which leaves the path clear to discuss happy things about Show Dogs, “Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon,” and next Brendan Fraser History Month. Now let’s toast to toast and enjoy the episode together!

Originally Devon wanted to call this episode “I Hate ‘I Hate Valentines Day’ “ but then when he found out how small it’s gross was it was decided there was no reason to flog a dead horse. Still Sejohn had seen the film too so we start with a discussion about the film. Next we transition into talk about a long dormant topic… DUCKTALES! (Woo-oo) and the new episodes that have begun airing and then s...

In this episode, recorded on Sunday April 22, 2018, we focus almost exclusively on Zach Braff’s "new" sitcom "alex,inc" and how we feel about it as members of the podcasting world. BONUS!! Stay tuned after the episode for another Brendan Fraser History Month Quiz from Kevin Thibault

I’m gonna be honest with you the first FORTY (40) minutes of this episode are a very candid look at the 2006 Best Picture Winner “Crash” in honor of Brendan Fraser History Month. No punches are pulled, honesty is flung around like feces in a monkey house at the zoo, and as Sejohn predicted it is pretty much comedy poison. If you want to skip those first 40 minutes we wouldn’t blame you. That’s whe...

Devon took the weekend off from playing Zelda in an effort to cleanse both mind and body. This results in an episode where we discuss the crumbling of the American socioeconomic structures and the fact that Internet Gaming Disorder has been added to the DSM-5. Then after that to buoy both your and our spirits we begin the celebration of Brendan Fraser History Month by talking at length about the u...

We hope you like video games because in an attempt to free ourselves from the aftermath of the Infinity War both Sejohn and Devon leaned in real hard to playing video games, discussing video games, and in the rare occasion living video games. Sejohn’s Journey brought him to Hyrule where he deeply inhaled the Breath of the Wild. While Devon’s Journey took him to Connecticut by way of California to...

It’s been ten years in the making and its finally time for Avengers: Infinity War!!!! Join us for a brief discussion about what we are expecting from the film before we see it and then listen to us discuss it immediately after viewing it for the first time in April’s very special episode of THE SAY REPORT

After Devon finally admits that in addition to not being sent videos about video games, recording The Say Report is his “Safe Space” we decided this is the episode to truly put the everything in the tagline “A show about everything” We cover A LOT from movies that make Devon cry. to difficulty in video games, failed Public Service Announcements, and permanent restaurant closures no topic escapes d...