The Say Report

The Say Report is back with a new episode and the Say Reporters are recording for the first time from the same time zone since they recorded together in a studio back in 2023.  To mark the occasion Sejohn is sharing the sights he saw as he drove his family to their new home, Devon is looking at media he has engaged with over the past week trying to prove that the simplest explanation for their fai...

This episode of the Say Report sees Devon lead Sejohn on an adventure through the fields of Television, Video Games, Movies, and finally Television again as the two attempt to capture the topics that would have been covered had they not found themselves having to use their Time Capsule episode last week.  The result is a surprisingly in-depth examination of Practical Magic 2 and The Book of Magic,...

In this released too soon Time Capsule episode (RIP our appearance in Avengers: Doomsday) the Say Reporters celebrate the 30th anniversary of Michael Bay's action classic The Rock  

Disappointment is a part of life and while the philosophy of The Say Report is to temper exceptions to avoid disappointments... that doesn’t always work out… and not just for your host companions but for the world at large.  That is why in this installment we are taking a look at the topics that seemed to disappoint a vocal majoring this past week, primarily in the video gaming space but also a bi...

In this Bonus Episode of The Say Report your Host-Companions try their hands at doing what their curator forms did over on the Adam Sandler Cinematic Universe Podcast by applying their rigid outline to the Happy Madison films that don’t feature Adam Sandler as an actor and fret not the entire endeavor is filtered through the same “Show About Everything” lens as the rest of The Episodes of The Say...

With the start of Meteorological Fall it seems the perfect time for us to release our Summer Playlist for 2026 where the theme is Say-mmer Dreams.  Listen to us explain our choices in a playlist that relates to dreams how they start, how they can be deferred, and how they can be realized. Then once you’ve heard our justifications you can follow this link to listen to the playlist: And if you want...

In this latest episode Devon is overstimulated and it is up to Sejohn to bring him back down to Earth with a discussion about the Three Types of Pop-Tarts. Once a semblance of normality has been achieved Devon begins to regale the listener with stories of the new video games he has been enjoying this week that are mostly just DLC for games he’s already enjoyed for multiple years or a sequel that r...

The Say Reporters return to the world of Bring It On to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of the third entry in the series Bring It On: All or Nothing.  This film certainly brings things back to their roots by returning to the High School setting but Sejohn worries that it might be a bit too much of an over-correction in bringing the Bring It On series back to the themes that were explored in the fir...

Ushering in a new paradigm in the wake of episode 500 that starts with your host-companions taking a look at the current state of the job market and the events across our lifetimes that have lead the country here.  Then Sejohn begins to share his video game fueled week and how early access games are still causing problems, forcing the question of what video game releases might look like in the phy...

500 Episodes is a big number, but the Say Reporters try to treat it like any other episode as they discuss recent experiences with the emergent markets in female professional sports, discuss the darker truths about a member of The Paw Patrol, and Devon basically loses his mind over the film “One Night Only”  It all comes out as a fun way to celebrate spending time together with each other and with...

Devon accepts a challenge issued by Sejohn after the latest taping* prior to this Time Capsule Episode recorded on 3/11/2026 and attempts to share his knowledge on the Old Testament of Transformers lore, including but not limited to Primus, Unicron, and the original thirteen cybertronians.  Thank you to Zach from This Toy Makes Me Happy for getting over his distaste at Devon's inaccuracies on the...

The bulk of this episode is spent discussing the 2026 Supergirl film and trying to figure out why people seem to have been so offended by the film, when both of the Say Reporters really enjoyed their time with it.  Surrounding that is are some lovely discussions about our experiences with Early Access Video Games, the various adaptations of Batman, specifically The Joker that we have seen in recen...

The Say Report is back to being recorded during its usually scheduled time and after clearing some initial hurdles Devon and Sejohn are back into their old grooves discussing their experiences with popular culture and the world over the past week. Including but not limited to sharing those moments in their employment histories that radicalized them, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles observations, and t...

After finally having a mystery that has plagued Devon solved, The Say Reporters are back in the studio to for a  state of the union episode where we deliver discussion on various topics near and dear to our hearts. The future of Daylight Savings Time and the Sunshine Protection act some sneaks its way into the first slot, then Sejohn takes the conversation to the movies to discuss the differences...

It is another excused absence episode and we are taking this opportunity to finish off the Tom Arnold Trilogy from 1996 by celebrating the 30th Anniversary of “Carpool” which saw Tom paired against David Paymer is a buddy-road-heist comedy the likes of which the world has never seen before or since.  Will rounding out his three film year give us a new found respect for the actor or will we finally...

In this latest excused absence episode The Say Reporters are taking a trip to Nantucket to celebrate One Crazy Summer with their friends Hoops McCann, Cassandra Eldridge, Ack Ack Raymond, George and Squid Calamari, and The Stork Twins that time they tried to save Cassandra’s Grandfather’s house by creating and mounting the greatest media blitz in the history of the island before having to pivot an...

This episode The Say Reporters are elated to wish Mel Brooks a Happy Hundredth Birthday and that energy can be felt throughout the entire affair.  Whether it is discuss old episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force that YouTube’s algorithm has decided to recommend in the strangest ways possible, the completely insane marketing campaign for Tom Cruise’s latest film “Digger,: Devon’s endorsement of “Superg...

It has been three years since our last very special episode that focused on a film about the X-Men and Twenty years since the film we are discussing released which means it has finally come to this a Very Special Episode celebrating the 20th Anniversary of X-Men: The Last Stand.  This core memory in the bonds of friendship that represents the Say Reporters allows for exploration of the entire X-Me...

This week’s episode has us taking a look at the world around us and taking stock of how things have changed in our lifetimes and what that may mean for the future.  Then once they’ve shared the titular sobering epiphany the Say Reporters talk about the video games they have been playing to from Devon and his time with “The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales“ to Sejohn finally going back an...

Devon shares his experience on the planet Eternia and the stomach virus he caught while visiting as Sejohn opens up about his exploration into the ever growing acceptance of Slop content on the internet.  They both let some negativity flow from them as they admit their feelings about the current state of the world but are able to reel it in by the end with a discussion about their wins with video...

It is another excused absence episode of The Say Report so we are continuing our examination of the Tom Arnold Trilogy of films from 1996 with the John Landi direct adaptation of Harry Allard’s children’s books “The Stupids.” The Team does their best to recount the frankly insane plot and then examine why this is another checkmark in the loss column for Tom Arnold and attempt to discern a pattern...

After a brief reminders about the cursed knowledge Devon possesses about the film “Say Anything.” He and Sejohn jump into a lengthy recap of everything unrelated to Brendan Fraser that they occupied their time with during May of 2026. This includes but is not limited to The Mandalorian and Grogu, Pop-Tarts, Mina the Hollower, Season Finales of Television, the definition of the word genre, the best...

It is the final episode celebrating Brendan Fraser History Month 2026 and 10 whole years of this annual celebration on The Say Report so what better way to honor the occasion than by taking a look at his latest theatrical release “Rental Family” Join the Say Reporters as they share why they found this film to be such a delight and a reminder of the types of films we seem to be losing in the curren...

This latest episode celebrating Brendan Fraser History Month, sees the Say Reporters examining the 1996 film “The Twilight of the Golds” which leads to a lot of questions about the film, the source material, and some reflections about why this was a film that didn’t seem to connect with us as audience members. 

This Episode The Say Report celebrates Brendan Fraser History Month by celebrating the 30th anniversary of “Mrs. Winterbourne,” a truly unique film that not only helps define the films that were allowed to be made in the 1990s but also acts as a cautionary tale of how it things may have gotten out of hand at the time.