The Say Report

We shook all of our sillies out before we started recording this week prompting Sejohn to declare that no jokes are allowed. This leads to a discussion about the most beloved president of the 20th century, Chappaquiddick, Garbage movie goers, and of course Zelda. As a bonus, Dayle form Say Report Jr. stops by to briefly tell us about her night and what they are going to discuss on their next episo...

Sejohn’s visit to Toys R Us to pay his respects to the once great company end up dredging up a slew of confessions from Devon about his time as a Toy Collector, how he became disillusioned with the TMNT Community, and the real story of when Tyrese Gibson saved his life mere minutes before the Providence premiere of Transformers in 2007.

Viva la Iron Giant ya Puddle Cruisers and dive into this week’s weird, wet, hole of an episode where we discuss A Wrinkle in Time, Ready Player One, the importance of PSX remakes, and the Sonic Dreams collection. It’s a wacky time that we hope you all enjoy.

Due to a one hour delay before we began recording Devon collected a whole heap of negativity regarding Verizon Fios, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Modern Video Games, and Jeopardy. Listen as the guys attempt to transmogrify those negative thoughts into positivity. Then we have a brief response from a listener like you to our discussion on Love, Simon before Sejohn reveals his latest endeavor to becom...

It’s too early for Sejohn in this week’s episode so we begin rather rambley with a discussion about The Devil Wears Prada and the difference between the final straw and being pushed to the edge. Then in a moment of clarity Sejohn pivots to the thing that Devon most wanted to discuss this week: The problematic optics of Greg Berlanti’s new film Love, Simon and the danger of hamfisted messages. Reme...

In this week’s challenging episode: Devon challenges the world to go out and see Gringo. Sejohn challenges Devon to finally sit down and watch the first season of Jessica Jones on Netflix And they start a challenge to see which Say Report Host Companion can be the first to 999 Moons in Mario Odyssey without any outside help or performance enhancing drugs.

High on his win in our 2nd Annual Oscar Pool Sejohn can’t hold back and embraces his new rule as king of The Say Report with all of the magnanimity one would expect. Devon then attempts to please his liege by relating his tale of a weekend spent without power where somehow still wound up playing A Link to the Past Make sure you listen till the end so you don’t miss a very exciting announcement abo...

With only a week until The Oscars it is time for the 2nd annual Say Report Oscar Preview episode. This year we are joined by our friend Jeff Hibbert to better round out this balls to the wall discussion without filter or apology!

In an incredible experiment we seek to find out if the ability to shoot the shit is genetic when we allow Devon's younger sister Dayle Decker and Sejohn's little brother Zac Serowik assume the roles of host companions. Will this Younger, Better, Sexier pairing go the distance forever making our sixth very special episode our very first backdoor pilot or will this be that odd one off that shows us...

In this episode, that is nothing but SPOILERS for Marvel’s latest offering Black Panther, Sejohn and Devon unapologetically gush over the film for the entire runtime. If you’ve already seen the film we hope you enjoy our take on it. If you haven’t then stop what you doing and go see it RIGHT NOW.. then come back and listen to our take on it which we also hope you enjoy.

Devon made good on a Say Report promise which means you’ll get to listen to him gush over the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy while Sejohn tries to remain enthusiastic. Luckily once we get past that Sejohn begins an examination of the television that is out there for consumption and that triggers the memory in Devon’s mind for 2006’s The Class, one of the best televise shows ever produced that no one...

What if we didn't go on hiatus? Find out in this episode where we discuss Disney Channel's new original movie ZOMBIES, American Housewife, The 2004 remake of the Stepford Wives, and The Cloverfield Paradox. The holes in our hearts have been mended and now we venture forward with renewed energy and vigor!!

Fueled on the beef, beans, and cheese of Two Steak Burritos Devon leads the duo on a journey that includes video game theories, video game histrionics, and current video game experiences. Don’t worry though, Sejohn does his level best to make sure that Devon doesn’t stray to far off topic and eventually shares his views on the films that he watched over the weekend.

Without any foreknowledge Devon saw The Room and The Disaster Artist, which means this is the episode where he finally records his own thoughts about Tommy Wiseau for posterity. Meanwhile Sejohn finsihed his first video game in maybe forever, and he realized that opera and video games have a long long history of collaborating. Leading to a conversation about the videos games that both he and Devon...

It’s been year since the very first episode of The Say Report released. Sejohn and Devon thought this would be a perfect opportunity to go back and listen to that first episode and record their reactions to it. Now come along on a journey to the past to listen along with the guys to The Say Report Episode I: Shantae Street This version of the episode does not have the episode one audio mixed in so...

It’s been year since the very first episode of The Say Report released. Sejohn and Devon thought this would be a perfect opportunity to go back and listen to that first episode and record their reactions to it. Now come along on a journey to the past to listen along with the guys to The Say Report Episode I: Shantae Street This version of the episode features the audio of Episode One mixed in so y...

After seven years Devon finally forced himself to muscle through the Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel film (500) Days of Summer and now he has a few things to say about it. just as soon as he explains to Sejohn why he loves Daryl Hall and John Oates, the meaning of Yacht Rock, and how he got hooked by Apple iTunes. Sejohn then finally gets to follow-up on an off-hand remark from last week'...

Sejohn and Devon ring in 2018 with a whole lot of discussion about the National Broadcasting Company, better known as NBC, and some of their more questionable choices including Welcome to Sweden, Wonder Woman, and giving Chevy Chase the hubris required to ask Paul Simon to be in a music video. The episode also features a few recommendations on how to have fun locally, and what we each did to bid f...

This week Devon and Sejohn “Cinnamon Bear” Serowik share the super secret origin of “The Say Report” and pay the now yearly tribute to the show’s guardian angel… Cody, Then Devon has a rant for the audience but before we get to that he has a couple of warm-up rants to make sure he is at the proper intensity of his rant about gift giving and the major change that we should be made on a global level...

This week, the white Malcolm and Eddie discuss finishing things in the realm of Video Games, Movies, and Television Shows. Devon talks about all the money he has been giving to Nintendo over the last week, and recounts a horror story dealing with a member of the service industry Sejohn regales the listeners with more tales of his #badvent, and how this is the year he has been able to keep the stre...

This episode is nothing but spoilers for Star Wars The Last Jedi from the ending to the beginning to that weird bit in the middle when you thought it was okay to go to the bathroom. If you haven’t seen it then DON’T LISTEN… You have been warned.

Devon’s adventure with his Sister Dayle to Olde Mystic Village’s Festival of Light results in a more through review of Lady Bird, recounting Dayle first experience seeing Back to the Future on the big screen, and a new theory on the death of the modern cinema involving the work of Robert Zemeckis and the emergence of Independent Films. Sejohn then tells the story of how he got onto the Nintendo Sw...

We might as well have called this episode Crazy Train because it is off the rails... Despite being our momentous Forty-Sixth episode I don't think I could even tell you what it's about. Devon talks a little bit about Rikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo before transitioning into Mega Man 11 and Mighty No. 9. Sejohn shares his Christmas tradition of Badvent and the films he...

This week we finally make good on a promise which means you get to hear us talk all about Justice League… what worked, what didn’t, and what we will carry with us for the rest of our lives. Before that Devon shares the story of the time he had a very real conversation with the spirit of Christmas regarding the origin of Santa’s elves, Then Devon takes center stage again to share how agreeing to pl...

In this week's episode, in which we are legally obligated to disclose is in no way sponsored by Taco Bell, Devon is excited to discuss Justice League a film he thought was sincerely excellent. Unfortunately, life is what happens when you are busy making other plans and Sejohn went and saw Thor: Ragnorak this weekend instead. Luckily, Devon loved the trailer for the upcoming adaptation of Rampage s...