The Say Report

This week Devon tried to accomplish too much, which is why he is more than happy to return to Plymouth Island and recap a film that gave him the tiniest feeling of Serenity. Then Sejohn straps in to hear from Devon precisely why “Scooby-Doo! The Curse of the 13th Ghost” was such a disappointment not only as a film, but as a finale to “The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo”

It’s the third February of the Say Report and the third time the Patriots have been to the Super Bowl… coincidence? Probably, but either way we had to discuss the big game. If you’re not into Football then you can skip to the 27 minute mark to hear Sejohn talk about experiencing a once in a lifetime cinematic event. Then Devon finally played through a game in the Resident Evil series and is ready...

Sejohn and Devon were sick last week so some of their plans were derailed. This means you lovely listeners get to hear Devon recap the pilot episode of The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo, Sejohn discuss legacy board gaming, and a spirited debate about the difficulty in video games.

This week Devon takes a few minutes to examine the differences of between American and French cinema through the lens of “The Intouchables” and “The Upside.” Then Sejohn kicks off a discussion about all the new and returning television shows that have finally hit the airwaves during the past couple of weeks that touches upon Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Titan Games, and Roswell, New Mexico.

It’s been two years of The Say Report and we decided to celebrate by finally talking about Aquaman. This episode is full of spoilers so if you haven’t yet taken Devon’s advice and seen the film but want to… consider this your final warning

If you like Pina Coladas and awkward award shows then you have found the perfect escape as your host companions embark on their first voyage of 2019 where they discuss what we do and do not have to be hopeful about in the coming year and how we can all do out part to make the world a more positive place.

In this week's time capsule episode we take a look at the failed pilot of "Heat Vision and Jack" and explore what worked, what didn't work, and what Ben Stiller's plan may have been all along for the show. We highly suggest you go out and watch the pilot, the full thing is on YouTube, before listening... but if you are the kind of person who listens to The Say Report then there is a better than go...

Join two sayers searching for a topic as their very special episode retrospective on 2018 best derailed by Seinfeld, The Orville, Santa, and Ethan Embry. 

For our holiday episode we slow things down a bit. Sure, Devon still recommends you go see Aquaman and Bumblebee, but he also goes into greater detail as to why he has had to find new and different theaters to see them himself. Sejohn then decides its time to discuss the hard lessons you need to learn in order to be an adult member of society filtered through his own recent experiences. The moral...

It’s time for the hundredth episode of The Say Report and we pull out all the stops with confessions, predictions, and even guest stars! First Devon has to admit he likes Deadpool 2 as long as it’s been edited into a PG-13 version featuring Fred Savage, Then we have Jeff Hibbert on to make some impromptu decisions about who will win some of the biggest categories at the Golden Globes as a small ba...

A week too late we finally have our exclusive on Smash Brother Ultimate and discuss Devon’s early access experience with the game. Then we look at the history that lead to the release of Monster Boy and The Cursed Kingdom as well as how other long standing game franchises have handled their own lore. That leads perfectly into Sejohn’s confession about Jack Ryan and his own look at how a rich tapes...

Devon and Sejohn have been playing video games and that led to a philosophical question regarding which song they were delete from the collective conscious of the world. Then all the Destiny they have been playing makes them question the state of video games in the modern world Finally to lighten things up its time for a discussion about the divorce storyline in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids and the or...

Rolled Chicken Tacos are back and that means its officially time for us to start getting excited about Christmas at The Say Report. Step one is to identify a lot of the negative surrounding us in our day to day lives and smother it in happiness. Which is why Devon shares stories about Steely Dan, Riot Punch, and Movies. Sejohn is right behind him to talk about going back to the video game that mak...

This week we start off reverent when we pay our tributes to fallen idols Stan Lee and William Goldman. Then we get ridiculous when we discuss our recent interactions with the worlds of IDW, DC, and Marvel Comic Books Finally we get irreverent when Devon finally has an age old discussion with Sejohn.

Devon saw “The Grinch” and now you’re gonna have to hear him talk about it and compare it to the Ron Howard film from the year 2000. Meanwhile Sejohn saw “Small Foot” and that made him realize just how important Warner Bros. Animation Group has become to his life. All this talk of animated films leads us to the Wreck-It Ralph sequel leaving us to question how we feel about it and how we are suppos...

Devon is excited to go around the horn this week to discuss some sports, but Sejohn has other plans when he rightfully declares this the perfect time to discuss politics. We also give a brief synopsis of the last day Rhode Island Comic Con and examine some of the flaws in the whole Convention system.

In this Halloween themed episode we explore the horror comedies from our childhood, the timeline of Scooby Doo, the merits (or lack thereof) of Scrappy Doo, and the World Series champion Red Sox. Then for a bit of a change we examine strong females in cinema when we discuss Tea with Dames and Mystic Pizza before rounding out the episode with some exploration of modern video game DLC practices.

Just in time for Halloween this month’s very special episode is all about Marvel’s forgotten vampiric hero of the silver screen… BLADE. Join us as we discuss why these films work, why they don’t, and whether or not we could fold these webos into the current MCU as it exists today.

It’s time for another Time Capsule episode and again we journey back to the far off year of 2001 with the film Shallow Hal. Join us as Devon finally sees the film for what it actually is and Sejohn uses a word to describe the work of The Farrelly brothers that had probably never been used before.

Devon learns a lesson in acceptance when he opens up the floor to Sejohn so he can discuss his habit of taking baths. As a counterpoint Sejohn learns a lesson in humanity since he has now become an adult and is finding it harder and harder to find time to do the things he loves with his new nerdy family.

This week we introduce “Say Vocabulary” where we come up with our own new words to describe the types of things we are dealing with in the modern age. Sejohn talks about his attempts at making a new Halloween Tradition, Devon recounts his celebration of Mega Man Day, and we confess that for Spider-Man on the PS4 it does not get better.

It’s been rough week for the boys at The Say Report so they try to focus on the video games, television shows, and films from their pasts they employed to help them get through it

Devon completed Marvel’s Spider-Man on the PS4 for a second time and that awoke all sorts of thoughts and feelings within him about Arkham City… which just so happens to be one of Sejohn’s favorite games ever. What will happen when a man who has nothing but admiration for something is forced to discuss it with someone who has nothing but disdain? Listen to find out.

Sejohn was able to track down a copy of the first of three Live-Action adaptations of “The Little Mermaid” to be releasing over the next year and since Devon already saw it twice in theaters they decided now would be an excellent time to review and lavish praise upon a film that 100% gets The Say Report Seal of Approval Then for dessert Devon gives us a completely spoiler free review of the new Sp...

While Sejohn was busy moving Devon spent the last two weeks practicing and learning fifteen retro video games to prepare for the “Ultimate Gamer Challenge” at Retro World Expo. This episode Devon shares his experiences at the event prompting Sejohn to examine the merits of being passionate in the activities we choose to fill our time with.