The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin dive deep into Veggie tales, dissect that Gargoyle King reveal, and wonder why everyone's so mad about Archie's rootbeer float.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin navigate Veggie, Jughead's lack of leadership skills, and Archie's vision quest.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the origins of the Gargoyle King, Jughead's awesome little sister, and what's next for Archie's dog Vegas.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin learn Archie will tell a pretty lady anything, fizzle rocks are ridiculous, and Veronica really needs to work on her business skills.

On this week's RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin think there's something in the water, that the Hot Dads of Riverdale squad needs more screentime, and that Hiram could probably benefit from better cybersecurity.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk G&G, why the Warden is the weirdest, and Veronica's very silly wig. See ya'll after Thanksgiving!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin gush over K.J. Apa's acting skills (he BECOMES Luke Perry, you guys), cringe over Penelope and her brother-husband, and speculate wildly about the Gargoyle King's identity. Check out our brother-husband podcast THE BINGING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA, now officially on iTunes and SoundCloud! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-binging-adven...

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk fight clubs, Falice, and Veronica's speakeasy, which breaks literally the only rule of a speakeasy.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin marvel at Mad Dog's abs, talk Gargoyle King theories, and unpack Alice's hibachi party.

Yo and hello River Vixens! John and Kaitlin are back to discuss another round of Archie shenanigans. This week, we ask hard-hitting questions like: Did the babies float? Is Cucumber Melon the only one who really cares about Hotdog? Why is everyone chill with swimming in leech-infested waters? A big, huge thank you to everyone who left us reviews this year — we so appreciate you listening! Here's t...

John and Kaitlin are back with a brand-new mini. Before season 3 begins, let's unpack season 2, talk about what we did with our summer (apparently nothing?), and read some listener reviews! We love you and thanks for listening

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss whether Archie has made his bones, why teens are constantly buying bars on TV, and Hiram's newly-assembled Injustice League. Thanks for listening ya'll, it's been a killer season!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Hiram's maniacal plans, Hal's crazy confession, and Cheryl's ah-mazing hunting cape.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin revisit their Hal Cooper theory, talk Joaquin's triumphant return, and question teen mafia princess Veronica's casino plans.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John learns what it's like to be right, Kaitlin isn't convinced Hal Cooper is under the hood, and no one wants to hear the phrase "make my bones" ever again.

On this very special bonus episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat with Refinery29's Ariana Romero about the epic musical episode, our best Black Hood theories, and the RIVERDALE prequel we all need. Read Ariana's articles here! https://www.refinery29.com/2018/04/196737/riverdale-season-2-episode-18-spoilers-lili-reinhart-interview https://www.refinery29.com/2018/04/194874/riverda...

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk about all the singing... and pour one out for poor, undeserving Midge.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk mobster Archie, Betty's new serpent affiliation, and, of course, that epic Choni kiss.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk #TeamChic, Cheryl's bonkers family, and why Jughead needs to chiiiiiiiiiiiill.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Choni vibes, evil twins, and all those Chic theories. We also talk about how our boss, Hiram Lodge, is going to save Riverdale with his amazing idea for a private, for-profit prison.

After a lengthy hiatus, John and Kaitlin have returned to see the origins of Choni, the return of Dark Betty, and the premiere of LOVE, SIMON. This podcast is brought to you by Lodge Industries.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Agent Arthur Adams' real identity (turns out he was the ghost of Archie's biological father, so, called it), all the signs that Hiramland is happening, and why "Falice" is a great ship, with a terrible ship name. (Think about it.)

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin want Archie to be their intern, Jughead to take a chill pill, and Veronica to find the light.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin cringe over Chic, rejoice over Kevin's wrestling skills, and consider whether Chughead makes any sense.

On this week's episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Jughead's severely misguided Serpent situation, whether Archie's BFF in the FBI is even real, and why we would never want to have a sleepover with Betty's secret brother Chic.