The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

It's the end of an era. On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to the small town with pep. Thank you to all of our wonderful listeners. See you in the sweet hereafter.

It's the penultimate finale, and John and Kaitlin have MANY THOUGHTS. Are Reggie and Archie the greatest love story of this series? Do we ship Frank and Sheriff Keller? What exactly did Tabitha "fix" after all? We'll miss you, Riverdale.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Ethel's goodbye, the milkman reveal, and Uncle Frank's nonsense.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Josie's return, the complicated existence of Sabrina, and Ms. Grundy's completely real husband who definitely exists.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Rarchie, Cheryl's picture plan, and Polly's new personality.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Ethel's incredible voice, Sarah Florence, and Midge's baby problem.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Julien's voice of an angel, Beronica, and Archie's not-exactly-problems problems.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Betty's zine, the return of hopefully-not-a-predator-this-time Ms. Grundy, and Archie's thespian skills.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Vetty almost becomes a thing, Ethel and Jughead are buds, and the milkman mystery is over so let it go, okay?!?

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Rocky Horror's baffling existence in the '50s, the return of Ethel and Mary's incredible (and offscreen) Halloween costume skills.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the milkman, Fangs' musician aspirations, and the return of Jabitha.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Lolita, 4D movies and whatever the heck is up with Alice.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's hoop dreams, Archie discovering racism and the death of Jughead's latest father figure.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's all about dirty dancing, baby...and features a very special guest!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Choni, rat fink Frank and Jughead's refusal to be chill in any situation.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk beheadings, B and V mess arounds, and Charchie sex.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Charchie, Vughead and homemade pregnancy tests.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the state of Riverdale's health class curriculum and that long awaited conversation between Jughead and Veronica.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin realize how little they know about sock hops, discuss Veronica's insane dating games and talk Ethel's passion for horror comics and Jughead.

We're back! And it's the '50s?! John and Kaitlin return from a long hiatus to discuss Veronica name dropping James Dean, Archie's new hair and, of course, time travel.

On the Season 6 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat time travel, Jabitha, and Archie's hero complex. Thanks for hanging out with us, ya'll! It's been a blast. See you in Season 7!!!!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk time bubbles, adult Baby, and comet drama.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Percival "The Lil Stinker" Pickens' perverse plan, feet washing, and The Redemption Boys.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's doll, the Sweet Hereafter, and Sabrina's return.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat about the bible, Kevin's wedding invite, and who exactly has an older sibling, anyway???