The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Archie forgot his phone, Donna wasn't cool, and Katy Keene went shopping.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Penelope's new job, why we desperately need justice for Sheriff Keller, and whatever the hell is going on with Kevin.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Bret's new best friends, Frank's bad idea, and Cheryl's very important cheerleading plot.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER — tangerine, tangerine, tangerine. Betty goes dark, Jughead learns family history, Veronica seizes rum production, and Archie gets a great scene.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Gina Torres saves the day. That's it. That's the whole thing. Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER Kaitlin's away, so John brings in special guest Stephen Estrada (The Binging Adventures of Sabrina) to discuss proper deep frying procedure, meat pie presentation, and exactly how many times everyone mentioned the ice storm. #HappyThanksgiving Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Chicles, Hermione and Hiram's recoupling, and what Sheriff Keller is doing now. Follow us on Instagram @theriverdaleregisterpodcast

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin attempt to make sense of Veronica's legal battle, learn their Mr. Chipping headcanon is just canon, and mourn Caramel the cat. #RIP. Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast

The podcast so nice, we recorded it twice! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, we talk Veronica setting that guy on fire, Toni having zero relationship dealbreakers, and Archie getting vigilante justice...again. Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Brett and Jughead's literary rivalry, Chad Michael Murray's rocket dreams, and Archie's latest attempt at vigilante justice. Follow us on Instagram @TheRiverdaleRegisterPodcast

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jughead's new and definitely murder-y school, why no one cares about Reggie's dad, and Kevin serving all the emotions. Follow us on Instagram! We're now @theriverdaleregisterpodcast and would love all the memes.

On the season 4 premiere of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to Luke Perry and Fred Andrews. Thank you to all new and returning listeners.

On a very special summer episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin speak to Trevor Stines — aka Jason Blossom! - about his time on RIVERDALE and his new Lifetime movie, THE MADAM OF PURITY FALLS. THE MADAM OF PURITY FALLS airs on Lifetime Saturday, July 20, at 8pm.

It's the season 3 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, you guys! On this episode, John and Kaitlin talk that jaw-dropping Gargoyle King twist (we knew it was Kevin!!!!!), Alice's gig with the FBI, and whether Jughead is alive by spring break senior year. It's been an awesome year! Thanks for listening. We love you, River Vixens!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk organs, the true fate of Jason Blossom, and why Hiram is such a hard man.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Black Hood theories, Veronica's brand-new daddy issue, and Edgar's endgame.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the merits of Archie's boxing career, whether Veronica REALLY owns that gym, and why Hal is the most not dead person ever.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin poke holes in The Farm, talk a lot about teeth, and do a deep dive into the plot of Rocky.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the opening of Hiramland, Chad Michael Murray's official crowning as a Hot Dad of Riverdale, and why all the Riverdale parents hate their kids.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's musical time! John and Kaitlin discuss the best and worst numbers from HEATHERS: THE MUSICAL, wonder what the hell Veronica is thinking, and rejoice at Chad Michael Murray's first appearance.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Cheryl and Toni's breakup (?), Archie's boxing passion, and that heartbreaking Fred Andrews moment.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin head back to casino night, try to count the gangs, and share disappointments about Cheryl. John and Kaitlin want to express their deepest sympathies to the family and friends of Luke Perry.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin try to make sense of Veronica's drug scheme, theorize about the Gargoyle King, and ponder if this is the end of Choni. Sending love to Luke Perry!

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Reggie's not-ideal plan, Penelope's confusing worldview, and the latest Gargoyle King development.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin speculate the future of Hiramland, talk Nana Blossom apologists, and consider whether we'd join The Farm.