The Reviewniverse with Chris and Steve

In this episode, Steve and Chris welcome Nature Boy Extraordinaire Jason Nykiel*! They have a ton of fun talking Nature with Nature Boy Extraordinaire Jason Nykiel. Maybe Nature Boy Extraordinaire Jason Nykiel will teach you something too, and then we can all be like Nature Boy Extraordinaire Jason Nykiel. *(We are contractually obligated to refer to him as "Nature Boy Extraordinaire Jason Nykiel"...

In this episode, Chris and Steve get ready to gorge themselves the only way they know how: by jumping over a gorge. Also, by celebrating a holiday about food. Also, by getting into a heated debate about canned cranberry sauce. Pretty typical stuff. Reviews This Episode: Bowling A Big Bang Theory Thanksgiving Top 5 Thanksgiving Sides

In this episode, Chris and Steve put on their beer drinking hats, (do people still wear those?) their oversized novelty #1 hands, (do people still wear those?) and their cheeseheads (I definitely still wear those) because they're celebrating all things sports! Strap in. It's gonna be a moderate ride. Reviews This Episode: Sports Video Games Watching Sports at a Sports Bar Sports! (By Tim & Eric)

In this episode, let it be known that this podcast isn't just Steve sided! No sir, when something special happens to Steve, the same special thing has to happen to Chris, otherwise there's jail time. As such, we celebrate Chris' birthday, and he gets to pick all the reviews this episode, just like Steve did on his birthday. Will there be less naked old men? Listen and find out! Reviews This Episod...

In this episode, Chris and Steve wrap up their scare-tacular month by doing the thing they know best: eating $50 worth of candy. Boy, were their tum-tums hurtin' after this one! (DISCLAIMER: Chris and Steve are two men in their 30's) Reviews This Episode: Halloween Candy (Part 1) Hausu (1977) Halloween Candy (Part 2)  

In this episode, Chris and Steve try to summon some demons the only way they know how: through a board game that costs 19.99 + tax! (Spoiler Alert: it doesn't go well.) Reviews This Episode: Luigi Ouija: Origin Of Evil (2016) A Live Ouija Reading

In this high-flying episode, Chris and Steve are burned at the steak! Notice how I said "steak" instead of "stake" because one of the two hosts buys and cooks themselves a steak literally every week. Tune in to find out! Oh, also the episode is about witches. Reviews This Episode: Jersey Mike's Potbelly Subway Jimmy John's Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

In this scare-tacular episode, Steve and Chris kick off the month long celebration of all things scary! It's called the Re-BOO-niverse, get it? Haha. We're so funny. This episode focuses on those slow hungry assholes, Zombies! So, put on your scariest hat and strap in, The Re-BOO-niverse starts now! Reviews This Episode: "Zombie" by The Cranberries Zombie Strippers (2008) Dead Island (2011)

In this episode, Chris and Steve put on their finest stinky flannel, go buy a 4.99 venti pumpkin hot chocolate from Starbucks, and go full white person, because they're going apple picking! Oh yeah and Chris brought his girlfriend too.     Reviews This Episode: Bunny village Goat bridge Petting zoo Cow train  Chorn maze Apples  Instant Review: Apple cider, apple pie, apple cider doughnuts

In this episode, Chris and Steve get wasted on Brisk Food! What's Brisk Food, you ask? Well, it's not quite Fast Food and it's not quite Slow Food. Brisk Food! Plus, they're joined by their friend Jay Cullen! He has a lot of things to say about these restaurants as well. So, strap in and crack a beer, God knows these three did. Reviews This Episode: TGI Fridays Chili's Applebees

In this episode, Chris and Steve slip on their PJ's and wake up early, becaus- wait. Steve is wearing TMNT pajamas, but there are two pizzas on the rear end... I've never seen those before, why are there pizzas there? Oh... oh. That's why. Gross. Reviews This Episode 11 Breakfast Cereals The Real Ghostbusters A Pup Named Scooby-Doo

In this episode, Chris and Steve are finally able to tackle a subject they know TONS about- 2004's "The Notebook". Just kidding, I'm talking about cheese, the food. Wasn't that a funny joke I just made? It was so good it could be on Bob Saget's Funniest Home Videos as a quip between the videos. Now, if only I had a time machine.... Reviews This Episode The Notebook (2004) 8 Different Cheeses

In this episode, Chris and Steve celebrate all the hard work they've done in their life by sitting on their asses and watching a mostly forgotten, sub-par romantic comedy from 24 years ago. You know, they way a True American would do. Reviews This Episode Good Housekeeping's Top 15 Quotes About Labor Nine Months (1994) The Most Labor You've Ever Done?

In this episode, Steve and Chris go to the Renaissance Faire! Also, I cannot spell the word "Renaissance" without using auto-correct for the fucking life of me! But, don't worry, I'm only a 30 year old college educated man! #edutainment #podcasting #sesamestreet Reviews This Episode: Mud Pit Show Beer Shops Giant Beef Ribs & Giant Turkey Leg Honey Vegetable Justice Archery & Knife Throwing Renques...

In this episode, Chris and Steve become trees. Because of bark! Dogs? Yeah? Yeah. They're joined by special guest, Amanda Batterson. Some would say she's a dog expert. And by "some", I mean herself and her husband, Jonathan. Hi Jonathan! Reviews This Episode: Volunteering at a dog shelter The Karate Dog (2005) Hot Dog (Vegetarian)

In this episode, Chris and Steve sell out! That is to say, they WOULD sell out if Costco was an actual sponsor. As it stands, Costco is NOT a sponsor, they're just doing an entire episode on the store because, you know, they just like it... and for no other, sponsorship related reason.  Reviews This Episode: Red Pandas Optical Christmas ribbons?  Washer dryer combo dual stove Old timey safe Person...

In this episode, Chris and Steve get Virtual! Hey remember back in the 80's and 90's when everyone was crazy for Virtual Reality? Like Reboot and Lawnmower Man and Virtual Boy? If you do, check out our 500 question quiz on Buzzfeed: "Which 90's Reviewniverse VR character are you Quiz? #90skid #Reviewniverse #VR #myheadhurts" Reviews This Episode: Tumble VR London Heist and Ocean Descent Keep Talki...

In this episode, Chris and Steve try desperately to connect with the youths of today, so they surveyed around 100 Middle Aged Dads and asked "What do the youths of today talk about?!" The overwhelming answer was, "emojis". So, for some reason, they're doing an episode on it. Reviews This Episode: The Top 20 Emojis The Emoji Movie (2017)

In this very special episode, Chris and Steve stay up for 24 hours straight and review 5 minutes of each hour. Strap in, because this one is a long one. I'm currently writing this right after we finished, so I cannot think of any jokes. Just pretend I wrote something clever. HAHA GOOD ONE! (I'm so tired) Reviews This Episode: Too many to count! There's at least 24, though. Listen for all the spicy...

In this episode, Chris and Steve get March Madness Fever! Except in July! And instead of basketball, it's frozen dinners! And there's only 8 of them! But everything else is the same! You read that right, Chris and Steve go through a bracket of 8 frozen dinners to crown the winner in The Game of Froze (n Dinners). Along the way, Steve reveals his love for hot pudding, Chris likes pronouncing "Chick...

In this episode, Chris and Steve check themselves for Gumps. Unfortunately, they found at least three, and they now have Stage 3 Forrest Gump Fever. The cure? To talk about Forrest Gump on a podcast for at least 80 minutes. Easy. Along the way, Chris finds a new way to plug his songs, Steve thinks shrimp is icky, and they both have to decide once and for all if this entire movie is problematic. Re...

In this episode, Chris and Steve welcome Minnesotian (Sodian? Eh.) Leigh Ryan as they prance around the entirety of the Mall of America! Yes. There was prancing. Why else do you think Chris and Steve dropped upwards of $59.99 for Prancing Pants? They pay for themselves. Reviews This Episode: Wetzel's Pretzels Fairly Odd Coaster Pepsi Orange Streak SpongeBob SquarePants Rock Bottom Plunge Jimmy Buf...

In this special bonus episode, Chris and Steve release their first ever recording! Before any episode was ever released, Chris and Steve recorded a few "test" episodes, and they think this is a particularly entertaining one! I hope you like La Croix, Black Mirror, and Taco Bell! BECAUSE WE DO!!?

In this episode, Chris and Steve get spicy! Not in a cool, sassy way, but in a "ingest 2 million scoville hot sauce" kinda way. Yeah. So... yeah. Along the way, Chris falls apart, Steve doesn't fall apart, and Chris gets mad at Steve for not falling apart. Reviews This Episode: 1. Hank Sauce Cil-ank-tro Hot Sauce 2. Bravado Spice Co. Green Apple and Jalapeno Hot Sauce 3. El Yucateco Chipotle Hot S...

In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve open their minds to the most horrifying options of all time. Thanks to their friend Max Solomon! Thanks, Max, for opening the most horrifying recesses of our brains. Love, Christhulu and Stevevil.