The Reviewniverse with Chris and Steve

In this episode, Chris and Steve take their butt butts out and play some putt putt! They also gave their mutt mutts a cut cut. But, "Episode 22: Dog Washing" doesn't have the same ring to it, you know? Along the way, Steve makes a Chris joke, Chris makes Steve paranoid, and they both sully the green forever.

In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve go to the movies! And now they're able to do so because Chris has bullied Steve into getting a MoviePass! Which means he can now save $13.89 every time he goes to the theater! Which is less than one a month! Congratulations, Steve!

In this episode, Steve and Chris welcome Andrew "Puddy" Campbell as they talk about Dads! They make so many Dad Jokes! To be clear, that's jokes ABOUT Dads, not the traditional "Dad" type joke that America has fallen in love with in the past 50 years. Along the way, Andrew plays his greatest role, Steve falls in love with some Dads, and they all are blown away by a sitcom. Reviews This Episode: Dr...

In this episode, Chris and Steve taste test a ton of snacks they picked up in at H Mart, a Korean Supermarket! Filled with delicious foreign treats. And Natto. God. Damned. Natto.

In this episode, Chris and Steve get Steve-y! Because it's Steve's birthday! With Steve! And Steve. Steve Steve Steve, Steve Steve? Steve. Steve Steve Steve Steve: STEVE (Steve). Reviews This Episode: A List of the Most Famous Steves Waking Ned Devine (1998) Ice Cream Cake

In this bonus episode, Steve and Chris get to some extra fan fiction that they didn't have time to get to in the first episode! Along the way, Chris can't stop giggling, Steve gives the Big Bang Theory a new meaning, and things get weird. Fan Fiction Performed: "a sad lifes" by make-me "Vietnam (Part 2)" by Rorschach's Blot "The Snow Cone Titillation" by Cantodevil

In this episode, Steve and Chris welcome their first ever guest, the lovely Miss Jean Burr as they head to the spa! Once they're there, they all go for a hot dip. NO, NOT NACHO CHEESE, YOU CLOD! Okay, maybe a little nacho cheese. Along the way, Jean and Chris make out a bunch, Steve remembers how to math, and they all instigate a German gang war.  Reviews This Episode: Changing/dress code Hot pool...

In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve do more Mad Libs! Back by Popular Demand!* *Not actual popular demand, nobody said a thing about it the first time. They just had fun doing it and wanted to do it again.  

In this episode, Chris and Steve put on their tiny eyeglasses and squint like the glasses aren't working, because they read some fan fiction, live! Along the way, Steve gets cheesy, Chris gets Fresh Prince-y, and they both get Vietnam-y. Reviews This Episode: "Zoidberg's Speech" by Bufflytica "The Fresh Prince Goes to the Science Center" by Timmy S "Going Deep- A Mac and Cheese Fan Fiction" by Jus...

In this episode, Chris and Steve are still in Vegas! And they're starting to get a little sweaty. Somebody please send us a dry towel, and we may just send it back. It'll be worth nothing someday. Along the way, Steve refuses to wear sunglasses, Chris provides rubs and massages, and they both continue to riff on a certain show on CBS. Reviews This Episode: Cream rubs Wadi (Hot Tub) & Quynh (Waitre...

In this episode, Chris and Steve go to Vegas! Las Vegas! In Nevada? From the songs and movies? With the lights and the not sleeping? Anyone...? Along the way, Chris falls in love with a hotel, Steve is many turtles, and they both work on their mantans. Reviews This Episode: TSA puppies Airport Chili's Finding our Uber. Enormous Giant Eels [FULL DOCUMENTARY] Pink's Hot Dogs Gambling (Roulette, Slot...

In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve face their archenemy once again: The Big Bang Theory. They sit down to review the second episode. Also, they bought the entire first season. Taking bets on which will come first; Chris and Steve watching every episode, or the deconstruction of both of their psyches? Reviews This Episode: The Big Bang Theory (Season 1, Episode 2: The Big Bran Hypothesis)

In this episode, Chris and Steve get mom-ed! Isn't that a cool new phrase? Tell it to everyone! It means "talks about moms for 80 minutes". Along the way, Steve tries to figure out what The Bible means, Chris needs to say excuse me, and they both choose some cookies. Reviews This Episode: Mom (Futurama) mother! (2017) Mom-ories

In this episode, Chris and Steve stick a lime in it, turn it upside down, and drink it heartily, because they're celebrating Cinco De Mayo! And yes, they do drink Coronas on Cinco De Mayo because they're horrible white cliches. Along the way, Steve schools Chris on Tagalog, Chris gets confused by weekdays, and they both eat a shitload of mayo. Seriously. Reviews This Episode: Cinco (2010) Days of...

In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve go down under! Not literally, that would for sure cost thousands of dollars. And, as established multiple, multiple times before, Chris and Steve are dirt poor. No, they open up another fan sent package, this time from superfan Jarryd Urbas, who hails all the way from friggin' AUSTRALIA! Crikey? Reviews This Episode Vegemite Aussie Stuffed Animals Fan Drawn P...

In this episode, Chris and Steve get their faces covered only to have those covers pulled away, and then an adult's face is right in front of their faces and says "PEEKABOO!" because they get surprised. Along the way, Chris learns a lot about death, Steve embraces his inner troll, and they both eat pig in a way they never thought possible. Reviews This Episode Rapid Review- Units of Measurement Ra...

In this first bonus episode, Chris and Steve open a fan's package! Not like that, you pervs. A super cool fan by the name of Andrew "Puddy" Campbell sent us a package filled with goodies to review! So, naturally, Chris and Steve tear the thing open. Along the way, Steve discovers his love for LUSH, Chris maybe goes too far this time, and they both argue about grammar.  Reviews This Episode: Make Y...

In this episode, Chris and Steve get DIGITAL! They run the gamut of some most recent and baffling Internet trends. Along the way, Steve impersonates like 500 robots, Chris tries to confuse Steve with some internet deep cuts, and they both talk about 9/11 for like, 8 minutes. Reviews This Episode: Slenderman Steamed Hams Harambe DashCon Ball Pit Ice Bucket Challenge The Dress Leeroy Jenkins Chris C...

In this episode, Chris and Steve get slapped on the wrist, because they're in trouble! To clarify, they're not actually in trouble, they're doing an episode on the theme of "Trouble". And they didn't get slapped on the wrist, they just bought of bunch of slap bracelets. And they. Look. Good. Reviews This Episode Trouble (Board Game) Nothing But Trouble (1991) Getting into trouble

In this episode, Chris and Steve pull out their glowing rectangles and start tapping wildly. If this sounds like some sort of crazy sci-fi episode, you couldn't be more half-wrong! Chris and Steve blast through 7 randomly picked mobile games. Let's hope they don't input any cheat codes! Reviews This Episode Clash of Clans (Download: iTunes / Android ) Gardenscapes (Download: iTunes / Android ) Oce...

In this episode, Chris and Steve close out part two of the jelly beans saga. It's been a long and winding road, filled with jelly beans, dragons, swordfights, and of course, jelly beans. It all culminates into a battle for the ages, where all 49 flavors of jelly beans clash for the right to control the one bean to rule them all. Either that, or Chris and Steve got wasted on jelly beans and fell as...

In the first part of this two part episode, Chris and Steve get into the Easter spirit. That is to say, they get into the eat-way-too-much-candy-and-vomit-into-their-bedsheets-spirit. That's because they review 49 freakin' jelly bean flavors in a row! Godspeed, Chris and Steve's tastebuds. Godspeed. Reviews This Episode Introduction- 0:00 Jelly Bean Flavors 1-25- 10:20

In this episode, Chris and Steve put on their galoshes because various storms are coming! And you need galoshes for those! You also need galoshes for board games, bad movies, and blizzards! All of which Chris and Steve review this episode! Galoshes!   Reviews This Episode Twister- 9:50 The Hurricane Heist- 26:31 Blizzards- 1:10:36

In this very special episode, Chris and Steve break their normal format to go on a non-stop reviewing spree. In honor of St. Patrick's Day, they review SIXTY green things in a row! But that's not all. It wouldn't be St. Patricks Day without binge drinking! That's why Chris and Steve review these things while simultaneously drinking a shot of  beer every minute for an hour, AKA a Power Hour. Let th...

In this episode, Chris and Steve get a bundled up for a journey into the arctic! Just kidding, they clearly couldn't afford that. They just talk about cold stuff. And then, in this week's Instant Review, they eat dog ice cream. No typo. Reviews This Episode Introduction- 0:00 Polar Plunge- 07:25 Frozen (2013)- 24:15 "Fix You" by Coldplay- 50:43 Instant Review- 59:06