The Reviewniverse with Chris and Steve

At the end of Home Alone 2, doesn't it piss you off when at the end all the kids just go fucking nuts and opens all the presents at the same damn time? Duncan's Toy Chest delivered to their $10,000 a night hotel room, like, just chill out and have some respect. Little brats. Anyways, Chris and Steve have respect for Duncan as they open gifts one at a time like civilized children, unlike those sava...

Wake up babe, Taco Bell just dropped another abomination unto the Lord! It's a Mountain Dew Pie this time. Chris and Steve are trying it! Babe? BABE? OH NO BABE DIED OF BOREDOM

I assume everyone at one point in their life has sat on a public park bench and thought: "Who would win in a fight? Angela from The Office or Pikachu? And also what are two boring men's opinions on 24 different types of snack food?" Well, wonder no longer, listener. Chris and Steve have you covered for nearly 3 hours of listening pleasure. The Office Advent Calendar VS Pokemon Advent Calendar

"Ho Ho Ho"?! More like "Bro Bro Bro" because bros everywhere will weep when they hear what cool gifts Chris got Steve this year and what gifts for children Steve got Chris this year! Everyone else outside of bros will be mildly amused!

The polar bears would be spinning in their frozen graves if they tried this shit

Ten-Butt! Two battle softened men who have never and will never see action in their lives taste test an MRE! Also Jean is there but she's a huge badass so we can't make fun of her.

Steve and Chris are fed up with these damn unhealthy lunchables! They want a virtually identical type of product run by scummy YouTubers! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

Jingle all the Whey! haha get it because of holidays and cereals and a think they put whey in them sometimes? ...psh, whatever. what ami i john-y carson?

We try various Korean snacks, and no, this is not like our "Chris and Steve go to a Korean Supermarket" episode because there are actual professionals choosing the snacks, not a couple of jamokes

And just like that, The Reviewniverse is back! Jean's been watching Sex and the City recently so I know ALL the references. I'm such a Tonya! Anyways, we BRING IT this year with a record number of Advent Calendars, and a record length of the podcast, nearly 3 hours of bullshit! Hope you cleared your schedule as you stare directly at the device that's playing the podcast and nothing else for the en...

Santa has visited us and filled our stockings! Sadly, he gave us coal only because we're such naughty boys. Luckily, we used said coal to power our "Turn Orphans Into Presents For Chris and Steve Machine"! Oops ;)

KA-BLAM! THE HOT CHOCOLATE HAS EXPLODED! OH DEAR GOD I HAVE MARSHMALLOW WEDGED IN MY ABDOMEN! SO MUCH BLOOD

We try "regular" American Candy that have a "twist" on it AKA something we've never seen before! Just like A STABLE DEMOCRACY AM I RIGHT?!

Chips that are unique? What's next, popcorn that does your taxes?! I don't know man I'm tired

Candy Bars from over the seas! D'ya think they were made by pirates? That's the only reference I have for the seas.

Chris and Steve try sodas that have been sitting in Chris' fridge for a year. Yum?

More Advent Calendars + Chris and Steve = More slight chuckles from you! How's that for some advanced math? Oh... a simple addition equation isn't advanced math? Then what did I pay Steve Leichman's Totally Legit Online College Courses $5,000 for?! Skyrim Advent Calendar VS Dungeons & Dragons Advent Calendar

Our tradition of opening gifts for each other continues! You know what would be the best gift you could give us? Pretending like you didn't notice that we re-used 2021's intro because we forgot to record a new one for this year :(

Let's all be thankful that Chris and Steve finally answer the age old question: Who's hotter, Mario or Sonic? Well, it depends on if you're a furry or not. Find out who is by tuning in!

Chris and Steve are randomly back to clean out Chris' fridge of the weird drinks and snacks he's been stockpiling for the boys to eat! Please use your time machines to procure the same snacks and follow along!

Chris and Steve buy each other gifts and open them on mic as this special holiday episode tradition continues! As a gift to you all this year, I have decided not to make a shitty joke in the episode description! 

How about a cookie flavored candy cane that removes everything everyone likes about cookies! How about it? Hm? Oh they're gone

What's holiday popcorn you ask? I dunno just shovel some cereal in there and call it a fuckin' day.

Gross! A Mountain Dew that tastes like gingerbread and also tastes exactly what you think Mountain Dew with gingerbread would taste like and you hope it would be good but it's not good? Gross!

Please ignore the repeated thwack-ing, downstairs neighbors! Chris and Steve are just opening a Terry's Chocolate Orange! No, please don't call the cops... ah shit we're in jail again