The Reviewniverse with Chris and Steve

In this episode, Chris and Steve slice themselves off a slice of pie! What kind, you ask? ...All kind. Every possible kind of pie they experience in this episode, and you can take that to the bank!* *Please do not take to the bank, pies cannot be accepted as legal tender. Reviews This Episode: 3 Course Pie Meal Pie Charts American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009)  

In this episode, Chris and Steve take a double dose of those Fizzy Lifting Drinks and start floating slowly towards a fan that will dismember them unless they burp and fart and- holy shit, was that movie for kids? Reviews This Episode: IT (2017) Root Beer Floats Sensory Deprivation Tanks  

In this episode, Chris and Steve finally fulfill their podcast's mission statement: to be funny. It's true! This podcast is finally certified by the Comedy Bang Bang Seal Of Approval! It's Official Rating? 1 out of 10 Scott Aukermans! Hey, it's better than 0!!!! Reviews This Episode: The Worst Windows Errors The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)

In this episode, we make history. Steve, an almost-35-year-old-not-boring-but-kinda-boring-man, has been allergic to nuts his whole life. Until now. And we're here to immortalize his first nut experiences, "live", on mic. Reviews This Episode: A Ton Of Things With Nuts In Them

In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve wade through the snacks that have piled up over the last few months. Luckily, they wore their snack golashes. Listen in for some hardcore sloshing!

In this episode, Chris and Steve get down on the ground and wrap their arms around it, because they want to give the Earth a hug for its official day! If only their arms were 4.8 million times longer... :( Reviews This Episode: Penguins (2019) Apocalyptic Scenarios

In this episode, Chris and Steve do three things to a bird. Talk about, watch, and eat. Do you think that's the most things ever done to a bird? All those bird playas out there would probably say "chirp." (Translation: Nah.) Reviews This Episode: 5 Types of Chicken Top 10 Re-Tweeted Tweets Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)

In this episode, Chris and Steve welcome wrestling fanatic Alberto Mendoza! He teaches them a thing or two about wrestling because he knows, like, an insane amount about wrestling. Seriously. Listen to the episode it's ridic. Reviews This Episode: WWE 2k19 Hitman Hart: Wrestling With Shadows (1998)

In this episode, Steve and Chris do nothing because there's no new episode this week. APRIL FOOLS! PRANKED YA! There is an episode this week! And it's inspired by April Fools Day! God, that was funny. I should submit to Bob Saget's The Country's Most Hilarious Moving Pictures! Reviews This Episode: Buzzfeed's "Best" Pranks Three Stooges (2012) Top 5 Jokers

In this episode, Steve and Chris get -RAAAWRRRR! Oh my, it's a dinosaur! How spooky! Everyone run away! This is a perfect time for me to mention that this week's episode is about dinosaurs, which is pretty coincidental that we're currently being chased by one! It's so coi- (is eaten) Reviews This Episode: Top 10 Dinosaurs & Spelling Bee Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)

In this episode, Chris and Steve are given a new way of reviewing: spinning the wheel! Who needs to make decisions yourself when you can have a bunch of pixels and stuff do it for you! FASTER, PIXELS, FASTER! DAMN YOU PIXELS! Reviews This Episode: It's a surprise! Listen to the episode.   Note: This episode has some audio missing due to a technical issues. Apologies in advance.

In this episode, Chris and Steve celebrate one year on this planet with each other. Yes, that's right, due to a freak accident in a baby lab, Chris and Steve were hurled back in time and they are now Super Regular Babies™, coming this fall on MSNBC! Also, they have a date night for their anniversary. Reviews This Episode: Rapid Review: Anniversary Materials Annie (2014) HomeChef Meal Kits

In this episode, Chris and Steve embrace their inner artists as they learn to paint, and try their hardest not to say "fartist". LOL! It has the word fart in it and that is inherently funny. What was I talking about? Oh- right. Chris and Steve are now world-renown artists. Reviews This Episode: Different Kinds of Wine Drinking Those Wines While Painting

In this episode, Chris and Steve try to parse out what all those damn kids are goin' crazy for nowadays: Tide Pods. It didn't go very well. After a quick trip to the hospital and a couple stomach pumps, they go for the next best thing: Paw Patrol. Reviews This Episode: Paw Patrol Snacks Paw Patrol (TV Show) Paw Patrol Toys

In this episode, Chris and Steve are mildly grossed out by the topic chosen for this week. Then, they're even more grossed out to hear what the topic is. Sorry, foot fetishists, this one's NOT for you! It's for everyone who likes wrong-headed clusterfucks in your movies. Reviews This Episode: This Little Piggy (Ranked) Tiptoes (2003)

In this episode, Chris and Steve take a deep dive into their love for one another. Strap in, because this episode is 8+ hours of Chris and Steve saying how much they love each other! Just kidding, they watch a movie and eat some candy. Big surprise. Reviews This Episode: " What About Love " by Heart  The Fault in Our Stars (2014) A Box of Chocolates

Super Bowl 53? Episode 53! Holy shit! What a coincidence, areweright? (It is, so, you kmow, I guess we're right.) Anyway, Steve and Chris do their hungry boi thing and eat a ton o' Super Bowl snackems. They also review 21 commercials! Did they say 22 in the episode but only do 21? You tell us! (They did.)   Reviews This Episode: 21 Super Bowl Commercials & 11 Super Bowl Snacks

In this episode, Chris and Steve put on their flannels, sharpen their wits, and finally grow hair on their chests (well, actually, Steve already has hair on his chest. Fun Fact: Chris is a 31 year old man who does not have a single hair on his chest) because they're talking about Axes. Throwing them, spraying them, no matter what format those axes take place, there's always one constant: your slig...

In this episode, Chris and Steve continue to regale your ears with their tales from the sea: AKA that time Chris drank too much and Steve got food poisoning. Don't you wanna hear more? No? Well too bad, it's already started playing and I poured Kool-Aid on your phone so you can't pause it.

In this very special 50th episode 2-part extravaganza, Chris and Steve go on a cruise. To The Bahamas. And review it in depth. Hehe, "in depth". Like water... charges.... right? I'm sorry, we keep getting distracted because we're still kinda in shock that we WENT ON A GOSH DARN CRUISE FOR THIS PODCAST

Our bonus episodes return with a special new year's treat as Chris and Steve go through the year's weirdest stories. While drinking champagne, the official drink of Getting Blackout Drunk and Vomiting Into a Top Hat, AKA New Year's Eve. We'll be back with our regularly scheduled episodes next week!

In this episode, Chris and Steve celebrate the holidays the only way they know how: by going to Target and avoiding each other for 20 minutes while they buy presents! Then, you get to hear them open those presents on air! Aren't you lucky? Reviews This Episode: 11 Surprise Presents!

In this episode, the boys open 24 doors. I know that sounds like a euphemism, but it's not? It's literally a physical description of this week's episode, which revolves around advent calendars. It shall be cute. Reviews This Episode: Schliech's Farm World Advent Calendar VS. Nickelodeon's Paw Patrol Advent Calendar

In this episode, Chris and Steve welcome Jonathan Fritz, one of the owners of Hopewell Brewing Co., to sit down and have a nuanced discussion of beer. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "have a nuanced discussion of beer"? I meant "watch The House Bunny and argue about Polygymy". Reviews This Episode: The 13 Worst Beer Names The House Bunny (2008) Multiple Types of Beer

In this first ever SEQUEL episode, Chris and Steve break out the pens and pencils again for another food bracket! This time, they're tackling not dinner, but lunch! Ables! Lunchables. The episode is about Lunchables. Sorry if I wasn't clear. It's past my bedtime (1pm on a Saturday) Reviews This Episode: 12 Different Lunchables