The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

Christ, what a feeling, being betrayed by your own political party. Eight sellouts. Several folks who decided that the best way to deal with the bully that is Traitor Trump is to just get on their knees and kiss the ring. While you’re down there, kiss my ass. I know I’m not alone when I say, “Fuck these traitorous pieces of filth.” Anyone who votes with the GOP to strip healthcare away from millio...

I was walking Mooch today when we stumbled across a man and his dog. She is NOT good with other animals. She doesn’t act at all friendly. Possibly because she’s a little old lady at this point. She’s still spry for 13 1/2, but she’s pretty dickish. It gave me an idea for today’s podcast episode, though. Something I told her as we were walking away. I love it when ideas come out of nowhere like tha...

Hey, thank you all for tuning in for this latest Substack Live. It had been a while since I’d done one alone. Well, with Mooch, too. That was fun as hell. Just what the doctor ordered. It was nice doing it one-on-350 or so. It’s a bit harder to communicate with y’all when I have one or two other people I’m on with. So this was sure cool to do again, finally. Let’s do it again, soon. I like going o...

Man, it’s been a rough one today. I haven’t felt down in the dumps for a bit. But this morning into the afternoon has been a struggle. I sometimes find myself feeling shitty because the world seems so hateful. It’s not easy to feel a lot of happiness and joy when people seem bent on harming others. Talking to you, Donald Dick-Smack. Fuck you for wanting to starve the people you serve. But I’m goin...

Holy shit, this photo from yesterday speaks volumes about Donald Dick. An elderly man has a health episode and faints to the ground. Everyone rushes to help him out. Well, almost everyone. The Grifter-in-Chief prefers elderly men who don’t faint in the middle of his press conferences. He hates not having the attention on himself. Combover Caligula is the worst president in the history of the Unite...

Man, if there’s one thing that boils my blood, it’s hypocrisy. Whether it’s related to religious beliefs, politics, or any other type, I have no patience for it. People who live hypocritical lives and judge others for the same shit they’re doing are deplorable. It isn’t ok to lie and gaslight others about the things you do that are the same or similar. The situation with mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani...

Man, what an Election Day yesterday. It was a blue wave and a sweep by the Democratic Party. And we needed that shit. Predictably, Traitor Trump melted down over it, like the snowflake he is. He lied, gaslighted everyone, and claimed to be better-looking than Zohran. Yeah, on what planet? And because that matters so much, right? Trump looked foolish and weak. Every candidate he endorsed lost. Same...

Happy Voting Day, everyone. I’m proud to say that I voted in our local elections. It was no sweat. Lines were short and the stakes were high, as they always are. There’s another reason I chose to vote in our local, smaller election today: Just to piss Traitor Trump off and fuck with his health. Combover Caligula doesn’t like losing. He’s so prideful and arrogant, every loss screws with his head. I...

Damn, the new episode of South Park sure gave me an idea for today’s podcast episode. That, plus two of our six family members dog sitting and not staying over here for several days. It was quiet around these parts. Eerily quiet. It made me think about the concept of solitude. Which CAN be a good thing. But also a bit lonely. Can you imagine trying to find peace and solitude in the White House? Ho...

It’s been quiet in my home lately. Around my neighborhood, as well. I noticed this today while walking Mooch around the block. We’ve had two of the three older adults in our family of six pet sitting at someone else’s homes. It’s been quieter than usual. Unusually quiet. Though I do enjoy a quiet, peaceful setting, more so as I age, not when it relates to politics. The sound of political silence w...

Most days I wake up, I see new notifications about Traitor Trump Losing in Court. For some reason, my phone sends me notifications about Combover Caligula’s many court losses. And I’m happy it does. Nothing brings an early morning smile to my face like hearing about The Leaning Tower of Treason sucking shit from district and federal judges. I’m sure they’re as fed up with his crap as we all are. I...

I was so pissed off today when I heard about the planned ICE raids in Chicago tonight. No child should be living in fear of their family’s being torn apart. Especially on a holiday designed specifically for children. They should be free to dress up, play make-believe, and trick-or-treat in their neighborhoods. The last thing on their minds should be worrying about their parents being kidnapped and...

Hey Y’all! Hope you’re having a great day. How many of you have ever heard of this code before? Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start. I heard this mentioned on the radio today, and it gave me an idea for this episode of our podcast. It’s a little outside the box today, but I hope you’ll give it a listen. I feel that it can be applied to our lives if we find the correla...

Time to practice my Stevie Wonder bit for the holiday season. Because I didn’t see SHIT when someone shoplifts food to avoid being starved by our government. I hope you feel the same way. When our criminally corrupt government fails to protect its citizens, we have a duty to help them ourselves. I know that I plan on looking the other way if I see anyone stealing food to survive. Traitor Trump is...

All the signs point to this shit ending sooner rather than later. And thank Christ. This has been a nightmare, these past ten months of Traitor Trump. I can’t think of a more stressful, chaotic time in America than under Velveeta Voldemort 2.0. I cannot imagine anything less psychotic than everything we’ve gone through with Spray-Tan Shitler burning America to the ground. I’m over it. I know most...

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a hateful bastard toward that orange shit-stain, Mango Mussolini. It’s difficult not to be. I’ve never been a fan of wilful ignorance. I have no patience for racist, bigoted assholes. I’ve been raging against wealthy, scumbag dick-smacks for most of the time I’ve been a writer. Christ, it’s been a long four years. Though I’ve made a living shitposting against th...

George Washington is rolling over in his grave right about now. Everything we fought for as a soon-to-be nation back in the late 1700s has been made a mockery of. I cannot believe that we’ve endured four years of Combover Caligula, plus ten more months of fuckery on top of it. It's unbelievable that MAGA has torn our country apart under the guise of racism and false patriotism. Mango Mussolini’s s...

It can be a lot, constantly writing and podcasting about the Leaning Tower of Treason. I’ve stated that many times. Though I enjoy what I do for a living as an independent journalist and political humor writer, it comes with a price. It can put my mental health in the shitter sometimes. Though I try not to let it affect my life outside of Substack, it does, periodically. But today I had a revelati...

I had an interesting thought today while driving around with Mooch. We love running errands together. She really enjoys car rides, especially in my new Dodge Journey. I like having company when it’s not too hot outside for her to tag along and wait for me while I get groceries or run a quick errand. Today, we heard Prince on the radio. Specifically, his song, “I Would Die for U.” That’s a great on...

I’ve never hated anyone in my life more than Donald Trump. I have a very short list of people I’ve truly hated for extended periods of time. I can count them all on one hand. But one stands out far above the rest. It’s not even close. If I counted him out loud, it would be with my middle finger up. Perhaps you guys can relate. Doesn’t it seem as though you’ve woken up daily for the past decade, ju...

Not gonna lie, I hate a motherfucking bully. Especially when he’s that damn president of the United States. I’ve been dealing with a lot lately. A broken-down, ruined vehicle. Dental work that’s taking months to finish up. My mother has gone legally blind, and my father is in a care center with a shit ton of health issues. Mai was out of town for a week and now has to house sit for two weeks start...

Damn, I get so tired of the constant drama from Spray-Tan Shitler and his corrupt, lawbreaking administration. If they plan to wear us down until we no longer give a shit about their crimes, it’s working. I find myself less and less surprised every time there’s a crisis-of-the-day type of event. Part of me thinks about how unfair it is that 1/3 of idiot America elected this piece of filth a second...

Donald Trump is such white-trash. Well, orange trash, I guess. The Chutney Chomo decided, in his infinite wisdom, to demolish part of the White House today. Because his small-in-the-pants ego dictated that he build some giant, stupid ballroom. Tell me us want to be a king without telling us you want to be a king. Ballrooms. AI videos of him dumping shit from a fighter jet on protesters. Constant l...

Good Christ, where do I even begin with some of these people? I’ve seen so many MAGA morons in the comments sections of dozens of posts about the No Kings rallies. Everyone from the Count of Mostly Crisco himself to his underlings far beneath him has had tons of negative, shitty things to say about the protests. I haven’t seen this many people defending a famous pedophile since… well… the first ti...

Hey Everyone! Well, that was sure an experience. I can assure anyone who’s worried about it that there was no criminal bullshit going on at our local No Kings protest today. Far from it. There were no arrests, no cars being burned, and there were no boarded-up stores downtown. So basically, Donald Trump is full of shit. He’s lying to you about Portland and other cities because he doesn’t want the...