The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

Hey Everyone! Here’s a video for y’all with my good friends, Walter Rhein and Ben Ulansey ! We chatted about high school movies, high school experiences, and other movies and TV shows from our formative years. This shit was fun. I hope you enjoy some light-hearted conversation for once. It’s nice to take a break from that orange dick-with-ears, Tronald Dump. Visiting with my friends and y’all was...

Sometimes, I just have to shake my head and laugh. The things I see in my online travels. Whether it’s here on Substack or on social media, there is no shortage of wilfully ignorant, unhinged things that MAGA Trump supporters are constantly saying. I really wonder at times how someone believes a habitual liar and a career criminal. I guess their shared racism and bigotry put blinders on their eyes...

I want to see as many people come out as possible for Saturday’s No Kings 2 protest. But stay safe, for fuck’s sake. I don’t worry about our side doing stupid things and turning violent. However, I don’t trust Donald Trump, JD Prance, and Pete Kegsbreath as far as I can throw them. I have a bad feeling about the protests across the nation that start in less than 48 hours. I can see this becoming t...

Holy Hell, it’s been a day. I can put up with a lot, but sometimes, it’s horrible. When I have a headache due to stress, that’s when I know that shit has gone south. Today is one of those days. And Traitor Trump and his evil, criminal administration sure don’t help matters. Mai has been in four airports in less than 24 hours. She has a report for us about the things that Trump, Kristi Noem, and th...

Y’all… It’s been a hell of a 24 hours… I feel like life has been a bullshit country music song. The one about your wife leaving you, your pickup truck breaking down, and, in this case, poor Mooch walking in the rain. All three of those things happened to me in the past day. It might have brought a weaker man to his knees. I could be a sobbing, pathetic mess right now. But nah, not my style. I stay...

They’re building an Air Force base for Qatar in our very red state. I cannot imagine what the two-thirds of our population who voted for Trump in the past three presidential elections are thinking right about now. Though some of them aren’t openly racist, I have to think that the majority are pretty pissed off about this. Many Idahoans are not fans of Middle Eastern people. There’s that racism tha...

They’re lying to you about Portland being a “War Zone.” It’s all more of the same. Combover Caligula’s whiney, crybaby bullshit. He lies constantly, and his dementia seems to be ramping up. Sir Psycho Syphilis doesn’t know his orange ass from his orange elbow. He’s ridiculous. Just like his wannabe fascist dictator ambitions are. And the world sees it. The Portland frogs are showing us all this. P...

It’s been a hell of a 51 years so far. I’ve enjoyed it greatly. Even during the worst of times politically, I find reasons to smile daily. Fighting Traitor Trump’s fascist bullshit constantly through my writing and podcasting can be exhausting at times. But I refuse to allow him to dull my shine. Especially on my damn birthday. Fuck you, Trump. I’m still going to enjoy life regardless of your path...

Eat shit, Beggar Trump. Of course, he didn’t win. And one can only hope that he’s furious about it. Enough to cause and heart attack or a stroke. If that happened, I could see them giving him one, posthumously. Because then, America would finally make progress toward peace. Traitor Trump is a liar, a cheat, a thief, and a child rapist. He is everything that’s NOT classy or deserving of such a high...

Donald Trump is an ill-mannered, gaslighting, lying sack of shit. One who does nothing but break laws, appeal to the lowest common denominator of shitiots, and rapes little girls. He was best friends with the most notorious pedophile in U.S. history. He’s mulling over a pardon for that deplorable asswipe’s girlfriend, who scouted victims for them. How anyone who’s a self-proclaimed “Christian” sup...

Sigh… It’s going to be a long three years. Assuming that people will have had enough of Traitor Trump’s bullshit by then. I still can’t believe he even got elected a second time. I also feel the election was likely stolen with hacking help from Elon Musk, the Ketamine Klansman. If the Leaning Tower of Treason makes it through three more years with his declining health and dementia setting in, we’l...

Sorry, this one is late. It’s been a day. But at least my day wasn’t nearly as bad as Traitor Trump’s and Scam Bondi. I wasn’t in front of screens for about five hours today. It’s amazing how much news you miss when you take that much time off from reading. I feel as though I need to do that more. But being a political humor journalist, the majority of my workday is spent reading. Holy hell, what...

Today is The Jack-Buddhist Therapist ’s birthday! My lovely Bride turned 55, and I’m thankful to spend another birthday with my best friend. I’ll be making her favorite dinner for her, Chicken Marsala with garlic rice, and we’ll celebrate with our kids and Mooch. She celebrated earlier with a trail run. Just a little 8-mile jaunt. The closest I’d come to that is a round trip in my truck to the mal...

We have the right to remain Mouthy, and we’d better realize that before it’s too late. I tell myself this constantly. Every time I read about another case of government overreach or violence against protesters, I become angry. And sure, it’s normal to worry about what happens if they come after the media and independent journalism next. It would be much easier for me to stop writing about politics...

It’s nice to write and post about a positive story involving a politician for once. Focusing on Donald Trump and his corrupt, lawbreaking administration takes a toll on my mental health. I’ve spoken at length about how it can be a lot at times. Though I’m committed to fighting his bullshit, fascist, wannabe dictator ways, I need a break sometimes. Once in a while, I see something wonderful related...

To hell with what Groper Cleveland has to say about left-leaning, blue-voting Democrats. What he thinks doesn’t matter even a little bit. Nobody worth a damn gives a flying fuck what Combover Caligula has to say about anything. He’s an ignorant, unintelligent, classless dick. He’s a career criminal, a convicted rapist, and a child molester. The Chutney Chomo once called Jeffrey Epstein his best fr...

Mooch is what Mai and I call “Our dog of a lifetime.” You wouldn’t believe how many photos I’ve taken of her. I bet they outnumber the total I have in my phone of our children by at least 20 to 1. She’s every bit as big a part of our family as any of us is. So it’s been rough waiting for an appointment to get her into the vet. And then waiting for the results of her labs. I found out today what’s...

What in the G.I. FUCK was that about, yesterday? I’m still shaking my head about that crazy bullshit. Imagine being a decorated, career military man, sitting in that audience. Having to listen to these two dick-smacks lecture you about your service. Especially when one is a piss-drunk douche canoe and the other, a draft-dodging chickenshit who claimed “bonespurs” as the reason he couldn’t serve. I...

Good Christ, why would ANYONE listen to Pete Kegsbreath? If I were a high-ranking military person, there’s no way I’d make it through that meeting without laughing. Drunky the G.I. Joe Clown isn’t telling them anything of substance or value today. In their little top-secret meeting. That he’ll later share on Signal chat over a bottle of Jack Daniel’s. Spoiler Alert: It’s just a propaganda session...

I remember it like it was yesterday, though it was actually a few years back. There was a mass shooting at our largest shopping mall. One that we lived about a quarter mile from. The mall where my Bride’s counseling practice was the same distance from. In fact, she’d been shopping there earlier than morning. The shooting happened later in the afternoon. That was some scary shit. The events of this...

I hoped that we could get away for the weekend and not have to hear about the fuckery of Donald Trump. Fat chance. No sooner had we arrived at our Airbnb cabin in the woods than the big story dropped: Traitor Trump sicced the military on protesters in Portland, Oregon. He claimed it was a war-ravaged area. Simply because the good people of Portland have been protesting against an ICE facility that...

Man, Cankles McTaco Tits is sure getting desperate. What a pathetic, orange fuck-puddle. Talk about clown shoes. Anything to avoid releasing the Epstein files. Now Traitor Trump is sending the military to PORTLAND fucking Oregon. We stayed there about a year ago for a few days. Guess what I didn’t see? A war zone. If Donald Diaper Sniper wants to see a real war zone, someone drop his fat ass off i...

Death. Not my favorite topic. But it’s something I’ve been thinking more and more about lately. I worry about witnessing the death of freedom and democracy. It seems to be playing out in real time. Traitor Trump is bent on doing anything and everything he damn well pleases, whether it’s illegal or not. We fucked up in November’s election. Now we’re paying the consequences. I also see my father’s h...

Man, that was a whole lot of fun. And a much-needed departure from constantly going on and on about the Pedo-in-Chief. We had a blast today. Walter and I are close in age; Ben is somewhat younger. But we all have a love for movies. And it’s fun getting differing perspectives on the same movies. We’re certainly going to do another one of these again, soon. I hope you enjoy this one if you missed th...

As I’ve mentioned, it can be exhausting always talking about Donald Dick. It gets old. Most of the time, it makes me angry. Some of the time, I stress out. I worry about the future of our country and my loved ones. We have a mixed-race family and a daughter who’s a member of the LGBTQ community. So it can be stressful, having skin in Spray-Tan Shitler’s game. I’d love to publish only non-political...