The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

Something big is happening tonight. And there’s not a damn thing Donald Douchcanoe can do about it. And this event happening could lead to similar ones. Things that actually can help hard-working, struggling Americans. I love that Agent Orange refuses to be a part of it. And that it will move forward without his approval. I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. I love seeing the Fondling Far...

Damn, I get so tired of covering Donald Diaper Sniper. I know that some of you can relate to this. Though most of my subscribers relish the junior-high-level, snarky insults I send his way in my writing and podcast episodes, some of you must feel the way that I do. I waste way too much fucking time thinking about, reading about, writing about, and talking about Ayatollah Complaini. In today’s podc...

I pride myself on the fact that I’m generally a solid citizen. I tend to play by the rules. This is especially evident in my work ethic. I show up daily to make the Substack entertaining. And to attempt to fight Traitor Trump and his bullshit fascism. You can’t make waves if you don’t take the boat out every day. I do that shit three times every single day. Two articles and a podcast episode. All...

Leave it to the MAGA GOP party of fucking ghouls to keep a dead man alive for political reasons. I can’t begin to tell you how ridiculous this is. But you likely already know. Nothing Traitor Trump says or does at this end stage of his short-ass, pathetic, lawbreaking life should surprise any of us. It’s all bullshit. And self-serving. Just like the party of pedophiles. I talk about this in today’...

I don’t like feeling the way I do lately. It fucking sucks. I’ve always been an easygoing person. Someone who gets along with damn near everybody. My default setting is that I like you when I meet you. Then it depends on you from that point forward. If you’re not a racist, bigoted, sexist asswipe, we’ll continue to get along famously. But for the past decade, I’ve felt like a more angry, sometimes...

I had a funny thought today during my walk with Mooch. She was a little pissy toward a couple of different folks we encountered. Typical behavior of our small dog. She’s a sweetheart most of the time. But damn, sometimes I wonder if she would have fit in with the MAGA crowd. Let me explain this in today’s podcast episode. Though I’m glad she isn’t a conservative, it made for some funny thoughts. W...

Don’t listen to a damn thing that Pedolf Shitler says about America today. It’s all bullshit. He lives in a dementia-riddled La-La Land about what’s happening in our nation. He thinks you’re all fucking stupid. He always has. And the sundowning of his low-IQ brain is very apparent. I wonder how much of this is that he’s just a goddamn liar and how much of it is that he’s losing his mind. I talk ab...

There’s nothing better than three fucking assholes getting dealt with publicly. Pete Kegsbreath, Stephen Miller, and Todd Blanche are a trio of traitorous twatsicles. The Three Bung-sta-tears showed up to deliver a bunch of fake patriotism to the few who endured the heat to listen to their self-serving bullshit. And then the predictable happened: They were booed unmercifully. Fucking good. Rumor h...

MAGA: “yOu tHiNk yOu’Re bEtTeR tHaN mE?” You’re goddamn right I do. I’ve never fallen for Don Con Van Scam’s bullshit for even a minute. I believe in science, logic, and good manners, not grifters, blind faith, or child-rapists. I’ve never watched Fox News. I’m not going to be fooled by the Religious Right or anyone who thinks Donald Douche-Canoe is some smart leader with America’s best interests...

This Natalie Harp thing is fucking weird. Imagine being a 34-year-old woman and wanting to spend all your time with an 80-year-old racist, bigoted, sexist, Nazi child-rapist. That’s not a good look, Lady. And Jesus, are you having an affair with him, as many are theorizing? Or something worse? Such as changing his diapers. Vomit. It could go either way. Some say that it’s worse that he has a palli...

When you care about the world and have empathy, it’s often difficult to regulate your emotions. I’m realizing this more and more lately. I find myself watching TV late at night, and so many things set me off. Anything that’s sad or wonderful can set my tears in motion. I feel that I need to release those emotions because so many things in daily life frustrate, scare, and anger me. Thanks, Donald D...

“Baby steps toward the door… Baby steps into the elevator.” Do you guys remember that Bill Murray movie, “What About Bob?” That whole baby steps thing was hilarious, and a constant theme throughout the movie. It was all about achieving your short-term goals through a series of small steps. Baby steps. I was thinking about this concept today. After having a discussion with a young adult regarding j...

One of the funniest guys I know has just joined Substack. I was so happy to receive a message from my close friend, Rusty Shackleford . He was one of my OG funny friends from the first platform I wrote on, Medium. I met him, and Robin Wilding the first year I became a writer. Never had you heard so many “fucks” in a trio of humor writers’ articles. The Three Crudeges we were, Hairy, Curly, and DOH...

I’m over it. I don’t care anymore about what Donald Dickless is doing on a daily fucking basis. I’m tired of everyone’s outrage, including my own. “CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT DONALD TRUMP JUST SAID/DID?” Yes, Motherfucker. Of course, I can. All he does is lie, cheat, steal, and rape. So pardon me if I’m over it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still furious that orange dick-with-ears is still sitting in his loa...

I’ve decided that something has to give. It’s time for a considerable change. Something that’s long overdue. And it’s not only about my writing and podcasting. I talk about Donald Trump a LOT. I have to. There’s so much crazy bullshit that comes along with him being president. It’s a drama of the day kind of thing. He’s a chaos demon. And I believe that it’s by design. To keep us distracted from t...

Man, I was psyched to leave town for just the second time in 2026. Our earlier trip this year took us just 4 hours away, in-state. This time, Mrs. Mouthy and I were supposed to be headed to Oregon with her close friend and hiking buddy, Ginger. But I was concerned about a couple of things. Leaving Mooch at home with our young adult children, primarily. They’re good kids, but I worry about them not...

Hot take: I’m not worried about Donnie Dementia ruining America. Well, at least any more than he’s already done, a year and a half into his second presidential term. He’s cooked. His brain is Swiss cheese. He’s too tired, lazy, and apathetic to do anything other than what he’s currently doing daily: Lying, grifting, and napping. Not necessarily in that order. I talk about why I don’t sweat Pedolf...

It amazes me that Traitor Trump thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. Perhaps at a MAGA rally. The only people dumber than Dipshitticus Smallpeniscus are his fuckwit supporters. If your god tells you to give money to a billionaire child-rapist, you will likely never see the inside of a college or work in a scientific field. You’d be lucky to be flipping the Big Macs that he shoves into his mou...

Holy shit, it’s hot in here. Our A/C broke down on Father’s Day. Right before I started cooking our Father’s Day family dinner. That was rough. Mooch and I have been under two fans today while doing our work and waiting for the repairman to pay us a visit. He’s on the way now. Thank fuck. But at least they could come the same day, by the time I lodged a complaint to our property manager. It’s 90 d...

Happy Father’s Day to all of the good dads out there. Even if you’re not the Ward Cleaver type. My kids and Mooch will vouch for the fact that I’m not like Mr. Cleaver. I’ve dropped too many F-bombs during our time together for them to ever mistake me for one of those fathers. But we’ve had a hell of a lot of fun together. It was quite different raising my kids than when my father raised his two s...

Hey, Y’all… I woke up this morning and wasn’t feeling great about my Substack. The writing, the podcast, and even the Notes that I post all through the day. There was something different about today. I wasn’t feeling it. I haven’t been a fan of my own content lately. That’s a shitty thing to feel. Though I still enjoy my daily tasks relating to running a popular Substack, I am not doing things out...

That know-it-all shit drives me nuts. Especially when men use it against women. We live in a misogynistic, sexist world. Men are still earning more than women for doing the same job. I get so irritated when someone acts as though they’re better and smarter than someone else, simply because they have big egos and were born with their plumbing on the outside. Take what happened to my Bride today on...

I have to admit, the rumors about Pedolf Shitler being gay were far-fetched. At first. More and more, it’s starting to make complete sense. His bigoted actions against the LGBTQ community were typical of the GOP. Many of those hateful shit-stains say horrible things about the gay community. And the ones who don’t are probably talking a whole lotta shit privately. Before checking their Grindr apps...

I’m having a rough time today. For several reasons. It involves physical pain and poor mental health, both. It’s not easy to work 12-15 hours a day, every day. I don’t take time off from writing and podcasting here on Substack. That doesn’t jive with the high standards I set for myself. Though time off sounds nice, in theory, falling behind would only make my mental health even worse. Being in phy...

Fuck going high when they go low. I think racists and bigots deserve every shitty consequence that they bring upon themselves. I understand where former First Lady Michelle Obama is coming from with her famous quote. But where has going high gotten us in the past decade? Nowhere. Not with a racist, bigoted, sexist, homophobic president who inspires dickless pieces of shit like Josh Hokit. Michelle...