The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

God, he’s such a fluorescent freak… The trainwreck that is Traitor Trump’s presidency is a difficult one not to watch. It’s like driving by an accident on the highway. You don’t want to look, but you just GOTTA look. Then you’re sad that you did. Because it’s an ugly scene. Disgusting. Reprehensible. And it just keeps happening daily. There seems to be no end to everything that makes people with c...

Donald Trump needs to get woke. And I don’t mean “woke” the way that the MAGA GOP pisses and moans about. I’m talking about actually being awake for his job. He is the supposed leader of the free world, after all. Even though he acts anything but presidential. Whatever. Perhaps we should just let Pee-Paw sleep until The Big Sleep. Hopefully, that’s coming soon. In today’s episode, I talk about how...

Damn, I can’t stand hypocrisy. Especially as it relates to a criminal, child-raping president. Everything Traitor Trump says and does is exaggerated or a straight-up lie. The gaslighting we have sent our way by the supposed leader of the free world is astounding. It’s exhausting, ridiculous, and unacceptable. We shouldn’t have to endure this nonstop bullshit, as Americans. I talk about this in tod...

I’m struggling today, Y’all. Specifically, about the holiday season. I haven’t watched one Christmas movie yet. I’m not in the mood to do Christmas shopping at all, even online. My family and I all agree that we’re going to do a more toned-down holiday this year in December. I blame Traitor Trump for this shit. It’s not easy to feel festive and jolly when we have the world’s biggest asshole as our...

Well, that was sure interesting. I live three houses down from a MAGA family. At least the Trump 2024 flag that hangs from their second-story bedroom window indicates that. Though I suppose that the husband and wife could have differing political views. Tough to say. I did converse with the lady of the house today. She was in her yard putting up Christmas decor. I’ll tell you all about it in today...

If I wouldn’t allow a Klansman into my home, why in the fuck would I allow MAGA dipshits onto my Substack? Simple answer: I wouldn’t. You’re not welcome here. The minute I see someone praising Donald Douchelord or talking praising racism, bigotry, sexism, or homophobia, they’re blocked. With my favorite finger. The one who’s always standing up for me. Thank you, Mr. Middle. In today’s podcast epis...

I had a death in my family today. Well, it happened last week. I just found out about it, though, today. My father’s cousin passed from a heart attack at age 67. Paul was only 16 years older than me. That hits a little too close to home. It made me think about death more than I care to. My father is eight years older than his cousin. He has pretty severe health problems, too. I hate the idea of hi...

Sir Psycho Syphilis is losing whatever is left of his tiny, demented brain. Once again, he angrily lashed out at a female reporter, asking her if she was stupid. Funny how he never does this to men. I blame his ill-mannered personality. Being a sexist, misogynistic pig is sort of his trademark. I realized this fully yesterday after visiting my father at his care facility on Thanksgiving. I noticed...

Happy Thanksgiving to you all! I hope you’re thinking about things you’re thankful for today. I know I am. Even with all of the bullshit Traitor Trump brings into our lives daily, I’m still grateful. Though I tend to fixate on his crazy, lawbreaking crap for a living as a political humor writer, he can’t steal my joy. I’m still living life and thriving despite his attacks on our laws and the Ameri...

Donald Trump doesn’t give a fuck if you or your family live or die. Nothing he’s done during the time he’s been president twice now demonstrates that he gives a shit about anyone other than himself. He’s failed at every level of being a world leader. He’s an ill-mannered, purposely ignorant, soulless black hole of a billionaire. Unless you have money or extravagant gifts to give him. Or purposely...

Hey Y’all. I had a funny thought today while I was walking Mooch just a little bit ago. Well, transporting her, anyway. She’s been reluctant to walk to the far side of our small park for exercise. So I’ve been carrying her to the far end, like a baby. I always laugh as we’re moseying to the starting point of her exercise routine. I started thinking about how funny it would be if I had a trainer co...

Excuse me while I take a moment to laugh. HAHAHA! Eat shit, Traitor Trump. All you do is lose. Whether it’s lost court cases, poor reviews of your products and scams, and losing the respect of people who once voted for you, one thing is clear: You suck at your job and at life in general. In today’s podcast, I talk about today’s two big legal losses for King Nothing. I’m certain that he’s throwing...

It’s exhausting having to live under the regime of Traitor Trump. There is so much bullshit that comes along with it. I know that I’m preaching to the choir. You guys feel it just as badly as I do. We’re all looking forward to the end of this crap. Whether it’s him going to prison, a mental health facility, or six feet under, one thing is certain: The world will be a better place once he’s gone. T...

Hey Everyone. I’ve sure had an interesting day today. It was the fourth day in a row of having something extra outside of my ordinary schedule. The 5th thing in a week. I’ve enjoyed them all, but it wasn’t easy wrapping my head around it all. I tend to dread things rather than looking forward to them. It’s sort of a character flaw. I also often assume certain types of people are automatically Trum...

I’m taking back my power from Traitor Trump. No longer will I feel as much of an obligation to constantly have to write about him. I’m not giving up on calling out his stupid bullshit in my writing, but I’m choosing to have a little more balance about it. I’ll cover him a little less than I have been. And I won’t allow him to negatively affect my mental health as much as I have lately. I talk abou...

The struggle is real, sometimes. I’m going through one right now. Perhaps the worst I’ve been through since starting on Substack. The past couple of weeks, I’ve felt torn and conflicted. I want to be writing about other things besides politics. But my progress has slowed down as of late. I’m moving backward at times on my stats. So a pivot to writing about things other than politics seems irrespon...

Jabba the Trump calling a female reporter a “Piggy” would be laughable if it wasn’t so damn misogynistic. How in the hell does ANYONE who looks like he does and acts so slothful have the nerve to attack a female reporter verbally? Because that’s really all he has. His intelligence is abysmal, his insults, from junior high. Like the girls he raped with Epstein. Release the fucking files, President...

Yay, the Epstein bill passed. Whoopty-fucking-do. Nothing is going to change. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this won’t matter. In my mind, there’s no way that the public gets an unedited, non-scrubbed version of the Epstein files. They reportedly had 1000 FBI agents all over them months ago. There’s no way that an original version of this is going to see the light of day. Unless someone...

I’ve pretty much had it with fake stuff these days. There are so many things vying for our attention. Social media, AI-written articles, AI videos, “reality” TV, it’s all a bunch of bullshit, so often. I’ve noticed it more and more lately, and it’s sort of bringing me down. I’ve been in a funk as of late, and I think that the fake world we live in has a lot to do with it. This especially relates t...

‘Tis the season for more and more of Traitor Trump’s fuckery. And it’s anything but festive. I sort of have the holiday blues today. I’m feeling fairly down for several reasons. One of which is not looking forward to hearing about the bullshit War on Christmas. The GOP brings that up constantly, and every year, it’s ridiculous. Especially when we have a president who thinks it’s fine to bomb fishi...

“Hey, Honey, we have dinner plans tomorrow, if you’re free.” Free? Available? Willing? All of these words danced through my head while my lovely, wonderful Bride stood there, smiling at me. Christ. Don’t fuck this up, Sir. “Oh, sure. You know me, master of my own schedule. You want to go out for dinner?” I asked. “Well, sort of. My friend Bella invited us to dinner. Which restaurant? No, at their...

Tick Tock, Donnie Kid-Diddler. This is some serious business. The sitting President of the United States is in deep shit. Elect a pedo, expect child-rapist prizes. The shame and stress of this gigantic Epstein scandal is likely to do him in. Politically, for certain. His life, possibly. Can you imagine how stressed out Groper Cleveland must be right now? Fucking GOOD. I have no sympathy for a pred...

MAGA Republicans and Christofascists always seem to be the ones caught molesting or raping children. It’s rarely Democratic, non-religious people. Every time I’ve seen a news story or something on social media about a child rapist or someone caught with child pornography, they’re always members of a church organization or a GOP politicians. GOP = Gross Old Pedophiles In today’s podcast episode, I...

Holy shit, Y’all. Donald Kid-Diddler is having a bad fucking day. And I’m here for it. I’m sure you all feel the same damn way. Too long have we waited for the release of the Epstein files. It looks like we’re a step closer today. Plus, some emails have been released involving Jeffrey Epstein, Jizz-Lane Maxwell, the Chutney Chomo, and Trump writer Michael Wolff. I talk about all of this in today’s...

Good Christ, I can’t believe MAGA is falling for this shit again. Well, actually, I can. Trump supporters tend to be the most gullible fuckwits on the planet. You’d have to be, to fall for everything Don Con Van Scam says. After all, Idiot America has elected a dishonest, child-raping career criminal not once, but TWICE now. And how are you doing financially, Mr. and Mrs. MAGA? Oh, horribly? Color...