The Real HouseMATES of New York

Send us Fan Mail “Come On get Up” - RHOC S16 E04 & E05, VPR S09 E12 & E13 Happy New Year Housemates!! We are so happy to be back! VPR S09 E11 & E13: This is getting very very boring… James, you are the worst.  And Brock you have no class. RHOC S16 E04 & E05: It’s episode 5 and we are already tired of Noella and this story line.. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:16:24 V...

Send us Fan Mail “Spicy Dumpling” - RHOC S16 E03, VPR S09 E11 Mention it all: Major RHOBH rumor?!?! What could it be? RHOC S16 E03: We are not Noella fans. VPR S09 E11: We love you Ariana.. But we cannot stand Sandoval… Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:00 Mention it all: 00:06:00  -> 00:13:35 VPR: 00:13:35 -> 00:42:09 RHOC: 00:42:09 -> 01:00:12 Outro: 01:00:12 -> End SU...

Send us Fan Mail “Beelzebub & Klaus” - RHOSLC S02 E13 Mary’s got a nickname! .. And so does her house/closet.. Lisa, it’s time to take some accountability, should we introduce you to Teddy Gnatencamp? Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:07:13 RHOSLC: 00:07:13 -> 00:49:23 Outro: 00:49:23 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use ou...

Send us Fan Mail “Never the Right Time or the Right Place” - RHOC S16 E02, VPR S09 E10, RHUGT S01 E07 Mention it all: Someone from RHOBH is getting demoted?! Will LaLa come back if VPR gets renewed? RHOC S16 E02: This is what Housewives is supposed to be.   VPR S09 E10: Ok, so this wasn’t the worst episode.   RHUGT Day 7: We are so sad to see this end.  Love you ladies! Timestamps: Intro/Opening :...

Send us Fan Mail “Coasters & Coffee Tables” - RHOSLC S02 E12 Mary, you have earned yourself a nickname... now just what should it be?  Tell us what you think on our Instagram, @therealhousematesofnewyork and give us a follow. =) And we love you Heather & Whitney! <3 Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:07:20 RHOSLC: 00:07:20 -> 00:55:22 Outro: 00:55:22 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATR...

Send us Fan Mail “This is a Semi-Precious Stone”  Part 1 - RHOP REUNION PART 4, VPR S09 E09 Since we had to cover FOUR shows, we broke this episode up into 2 parts. Thanks for listening! =) Mention it all: Oof Noella, what a start. Some Selling Sunset tea. RHOP REUNION PART 4: Andy.. DON’T DO THIS AGAIN! But ladies, congratulations on another successful season! VPR S09 E09: What is this blast from...

Send us Fan Mail “This is a Semi-Precious Stone”  Part 2 - RHOC S16 E01, RHUGT S01 E06 Since we had to cover FOUR shows, we broke this episode up into 2 parts. Thanks for listening! =) RHOC S16 E01: Our FANCY PANTS IS BACK!!! RHUGT Day 6: How is it almost over?!?! Timestamps: RHOC: 00:00:00 -> 00:26:55 RHUGT: 00:26:55 -> 00:46:43 Outro: 00:46:43 -> End SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSI...

Send us Fan Mail “Sorry for the Grapes”  - RHUGT S01 E05, RHOP REUNION PART 3 Mention it all - TomTom on Winter House? Please let this be Ramona’s swan song! RHUGT Day 5: Ramona is the ABSOLUTE WORST! RHOP REUNION PART 3: We see why this is 4 parts.. But it still didn’t have to be.    Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:02 Mention it all: 00:06:02 -> 00:10:55 RHUGT: 00:10:55 ->...

Send us Fan Mail “Swedish Christmas Hookers” - RHOSLC S02 E11 Happy Thanksgiving!!! I would definitely not want to cook an egg for Mary... can you get a DUI for drunk dog sledding... and please also send us to the outer darkness if we ever end up in Mary’s bed! #chaos Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:03:37 RHOSLC: 00:03:37 -> 00:41:38 Outro: 00:41:38 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR E...

Send us Fan Mail “Third World Two”  - Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S01 Ep 01-04 Our dreams have FINALLY come true and we were given this gift from the Peacock gods.  Any Real Housewives fan understands the beauty that is Ultimate Girls Trip! We love you all.. EXCEPT RAMONA.. No one likes you. Key - Voldetwat = Ramona Timestamps: Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:00:57 Day 1: 00:00:57 -> 00:16:...

Send us Fan Mail “Toes for Nose”  - VPR S9E8, RHOP REUNION PART 2 Mention it all - Stuart pled guilty! Lala is bRand new. Vanderpump Rules S09E08: ::yawn:: This needs to end. RHOP REUNION PART 2: Still saying .. this didn’t need to be 4 parts! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:43 Mention it all: 00:03:43 -> 00:12:02 VPR: 00:12:02 -> 00:36:21 RHOP: 00:36:21 -> 00:59:39 Outro...

Send us Fan Mail “Cheers to Vail” - RHOSLC S02 E10 Hands down .. BEST EPISODE OF HOUSEWIVES .. EVER. Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:37 RHOSLC: 00:06:37 -> 00:54:19 Outro: 00:54:19 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram    |  Youtube   |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhou...

Send us Fan Mail “Fish First & Vaginal Work”   Mention it all - No RHONY till 2023?! RHOC trailer! RHOP REUNION PART 1: We are saying this now, THIS DOES NOT NEED TO BE 4 PARTS. Vanderpump Rules S09E07: James…. F*** OFF. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:25 Mention it all: 00:04:25 -> 00:10:36 RHOP: 00:15:58 -> 00:34:43 VPR: 00:34:43 -> 01:18:25 Outro: 01:18:25 -> en...

Send us Fan Mail “Outer Darkness” The episode we have all been waiting for!!!! Time to watch the end of Jen Shah... Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:07:12 RHOSLC: 00:07:12 -> 00:54:03 Outro: 00:54:03 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram    |  Youtube   |  Tiktok And keep an eye ou...

Send us Fan Mail “Goodbye Beverly Hills, Hello… Winter House??” - No, we are NOT covering Winter House.. Yet…. 😉I just talk about it a lot this episode.  Mention it all - One of us has met Jesse Metcalfe. LA Times writers AMA on Reddit! RHOBH REUNION PART 4 - Thank god, it's finally over! Vanderpump Rules S09E06: The hypocrisy is showing.. RHOP S06E17: One word- stairs . Timestamps: Intro/Op...

Send us Fan Mail Falafel Waffle and Ceviche Lunches, events, and awkward conversations.. Oh my! And where is my invite?   Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:08:44 RHOSLC: 00:08:44 -> 01:02:21 Outro: 01:02:21 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram    |  Youtube   |  Tiktok And keep an...

Send us Fan Mail Mothra or Butterfree Mention it all: A LOT has happened in the Bravosphere! From Dorit’s home burglary to Zayn and Yolanda to diving into Brock a bit.. There was a lot to cover.   RHOBH REUNION PART 3: Crystal, you may not be a favorite of ours, but we stand behind you, F*** THE HATE!  Vanderpump Rules S09E05: Team Katie! Everyone else… we have some thoughts.    RHOP S06E16: The a...

Send us Fan Mail “The Tit in/Tits out Showdown”  First birthday celebrations, rocky limo rides, ‘The Great Silicone Showdown’ and get off my jock?!  Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:25 RHOSLC: 00:06:25 -> 00:56:07 Outro: 00:56:07 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram    |  Youtu...

Send us Fan Mail " Pumping in the Sun" Mention it all - We have been talking to Angie Harrington of RHOSLC. Is Dorit coming back for next season of RHOBH? Vanderpump Rules S09E04: No more of this bromance please, pot meet kettle and $25,000?!    RHOBH REUNION PART 2 - NO MORE ERIKA.. Please! RHOP S06E15: Pumping in the sun, very uncomfortable van rides and drama on a boat! Timestamps: In...

Send us Fan Mail “Don’t Get Pregnant and Don’t Get a Disease” - Heather We love our Meredith Marks Love You Baby Bye sweatshirts! Intro: Damn, I totally knew about this Randall and Lala split! Mary, why are you with Robert Sr.? Jen.. how are you affording those snowflakes? Jennie, we hear you and hate that your husband is being so pushy. Heather, you are hilarious, we love you! Poor John and Justi...

Send us Fan Mail "Brock is a Cock, Low-Budget Rant, & RHOBH ENDGAME"   Mention it all - More on Vicki Gunvalson & Steve Lodge.. Mary M Cosby and her son are in some legal trouble... Vanderpump Rules S09E03 What is it about pickle-ball?! That is one f***** up game of Jenga. Raquel, we love you! But Brock… you are a cock. Rachella?.. RHOP S06E14 - Salad Tossing and tea bagging - Oh...

Send us Fan Mail Oh My Gucci!  Intro : Happy National Coming Out Day! 🏳️‍🌈 We need to discuss the Ultimate Girls Trip promo!  RECAP: Jen “apologizes” to Brooks… but do we believe her? .. spoiler we don’t Heather and Meredith’s sex convo inspired us to talk about how we got “the talk.”  Whitney and Lisa not being friends is ok.. Them pretending to make up and then *cough* Lisa *cough* stirring shi...

Send us Fan Mail "Salad Tossing, NY Times Best Sellers & The Bunny’s Back"   Intro- We started Midnight Mass on Netflix and need to talk about it a bit. And Bravo TV, thanks!   Mention it all - Lala… you are turning to Jax.. We have some feelings about this Nicki Minaji RHOP reunion news.  RHOP S6 E13 - We are team Mia all day!  Candiace.. Just stfu and DO NOT bring moms into the fig...

Send us Fan Mail Angie is an Angel and Lisa is a Liar  Intro - We are tired.. So excuse our lack of rants.   It is Casino Night and boy .. all bets were off! Meredith, Heather and Whitney we love you!  Angie, you are such a wonderful addition to the ladies! We cannot wait to see more of you and your family. Jen.. while you weren’t the absolute worst this episode.. We still don’t like you.  Lisa… L...

Send us Fan Mail "Allegedly Not Sober"   Vanderpump Rules is BACKK!  Mention it all - Christine Chiu from Bling Empire almost was a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills? We are going to miss Porsha on RHOA   RHOP S6 E12 - Grace, maybe you shouldn’t be driving that car. Gizelle must really be excited for Halloween cause her house is dressed up as Frankenstein. WE ARE SO OVER CANDLES! That even...