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Send us Fan Mail “L’ Impossible” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E14, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 1, & RHOA S14 E01 Mention It All: This Ultimate Girls Trip 2 Trailer IS EVERYTHING. And some tea on some VPR ladies.  Summer House S06 E14: What a bore of a season finale.  It would have been nice to see more of Kyle and Amanda’s wedding. Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1: CHAOS, pure and utter chaos.  M...

Send us Fan Mail “We ARE BACK, But WTF Was That?!” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E12 & 13, RHOC Reunion Part 1 & 2 RHONJ S12 E12 & 13 Mention It All: Well, Sweet James had something to say. Summer House S06 E12 & 13: It's Prom night 2022 and the rose colored glasses are off. Real Housewives of Orange County REUNION PART 1 & 2: SNORE Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E12 & 13: STO...

Send us Fan Mail The Second Honorable Housemate: Andrea Denver of Summer House & Winter House! We CANNOT tell you guys how excited we were to record and share this episode with you! If you have listened to us before, you already know we are huge Andrea Denver fans, and this only solidified that.   We got to chat about everything, ranging from the previous reality shows he has been on, like Cel...

Send us Fan Mail “Two words, TOMMY KNOCKER” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E11, RHOC S16 E17, RHONJ S12 E11 Mention It All: If you have also watched the Ultimatum, let us know! We would like to see this Vanderpump Valley, what about you? Summer House S06 E11: Can we join this Bonfire feast and avoid all the Lindsay drama? Cause… girl.. Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E17: WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?! Thank g...

Send us Fan Mail “What the Fck Just Happened?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E10, RHOC S16 E16, RHONJ S12 E10 Mention It All: That RHOBH trailer!!... Just a Reddit opinion we agree with about Melissa Gorga’s storyline  Summer House S06 E10: So many things are happening, and we aren’t just talking about the hurricane  Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E16: Noella. You. Are. The. Worst. Real Housewives of N...

Send us Fan Mail “Ferragosto & Softball” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E09, RHOC S16 E15, RHONJ S12 E09 Mention It All: So we can admit when we are a bit too naive, but please tell us we aren’t the only ones! And OMG, Dubai. Summer House S06 E09: No one makes Andrea cry & goes after Danielle in the same night and gets away with it! Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E15: Things happened, we hate No...

Send us Fan Mail “F*** Austen” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E14, RHONJ S12 E08 Mention It All: We have heard the news, and we need to talk about RHONY. Summer House S06 E08: The title of the episode explains it all.  Fu** you Austen!  Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E14: I’m sorry, I fell asleep, what happened? Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E08: Constructive conversations and Teresa f...

Send us Fan Mail “Rhyming Text Messages of Death” - RHOSLC REUNION PART 1, 2 & 3, RHOC S16 E13, RHONJ S12 E07 Mention It All: Thanks to the podcast SUP for this tea about Brittany, her mom and Jax! Luann… off the wagon we see. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion Part 1, 2 & 3: THANK GOD IT’S OVER! This reunion was just everyone against Lisa and let’s not actually talk about the c...

Send us Fan Mail We are so excited to share our interview with the amazing, Tanya Bardsley of The Real Housewives of Cheshire!   We want to say thank you x100 to Tanya for taking the time to speak to us!  We had so much fun chatting about housewives, what life is like being on the Real Housewives of Cheshire and just learning more about Tanya herself.   This had to be one of our favorite episodes...

Send us Fan Mail “A Glass of Vino” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E12, RHONJ S12 E06 Mention It All: Rina, are you really that tone deaf? We have the tea on Yolanda Hadid & Zayn Malik.. And while it is not confirmed, if it is true.. OOF it’s piping hot tea. Summer House S06 E08: Austen Kroll is now KROLL THE TROLL.  Ciara & Lindsay, you both are way too beautiful and amazing to be fighti...

Send us Fan Mail “Let’s Go Eat A Bagel” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E07, RHOC S16 E11, RHONJ S12 E05 Mention It All: What’s that about Katie And Schwartz? Oh Texas.. Oh Florida.. How you always disappoint. Summer House S06 E07: To quote Larissa from ‘90 Day Fiance’ & the meme “Who is against the queen will die!” **cough cough Kyle** Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E11: Dr. Malpractice - aka Dr. Je...

Send us Fan Mail “Kyle & Ballgags” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E06, RHONJ S12 E04 Mention It All: Where was this Teddi Mellencamp on RHOBH? David is a great guy, but we all knew that. Summer House S06 E06: Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E04: Why is it always about Teresa & Luis?! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00...

Send us Fan Mail “Been There Done That”  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S02 E21 Thank god we made it to the - incredibly underwhelming and boring -season finale.   Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:53 RHOSLC: 00:06:53 -> 00:36:35 Outro: 00:36:35 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Ins...

Send us Fan Mail “Why is the Fridge Beeping?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E05, RHOC S16 E10, RHONJ S12 E03 Mention It All: New lawsuit against Erika Jane! WE HAVE THE TEA ABOUT DR. JEN.. AND IT IS HOT! Summer House S06 E04: THIS! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE & FRANCHISE. The way this conversation was handled was **chef’s kiss** perfect! Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E10: Microdosing, divorce, and pr...

Send us Fan Mail Hello Housemates!!!  We are spilling the tea and talking all things Real Housewives of NJ with .. drumroll please.... Simone from the Bravo's Housevibes podcast!!! This is our first time having a guest on the pod and we are so excited to share. =)  Make sure you check out Bravo's Housevibes on all podcast platforms and social media, & give them some love!  SUBSCRIBE...

Send us Fan Mail “Vagina Stacking” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E04, RHOC S16 E09, RHONJ S12 E02 Mention It All: So about this RHOBH, Kathy Hilton/Lisa Rinna drama… Summer House S06 E04: Luke is back! Danielle is our sprit animal and we are HERE for Hot Hub Summer! Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E09: :::yawn::: We hate Noella. Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E02: We are team Gia, not sorry. Timestam...

Send us Fan Mail “This is Really Rough Terrain” - RHOSLC S02 E20 Is it just us or is this season lasting FOREVER!  And can we please stop talking about whether or not Meredith was at her father’s memorial?! Not only is it in insensitive, rude, and f**** up but it is also a story line, NO ONE wants! Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:04:44 RHOSLC: 00:04:44 -> 00:40:46 Outro: 00:40:46 -> end...

Send us Fan Mail “Smoke, Mirrors & Foggy Diamonds” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E03, RHOC S16 E08, RHONJ S12 E01 Mention It All: I mean, did we really think Teddy was going to last on Celebrity Big Brother after this? Luke had some words about Paige. Summer House S06 E02: Really Craig, with the gaslighting? Andrea we love you! Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E08: This is all Robert, Jess can’t take...

Send us Fan Mail “You Smell Like Horse” - Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City S02 E19 Happy Lunar New Year!!! Ok, so this episode started out as a canter and ended in a gallop . No one needed, or wanted this story line about Meredith’s father.. and MARY GO HOME . Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:10:43 RHOSLC: 00:10:43 -> 00:43:46 Outro: 00:43:46 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIV...

Send us Fan Mail “Pact With Satan” - VPR S09 REUNION PART 1 & 2, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E02 Mention It All: Lisa Barlow’s hot mic spoiler! About ‘she who must not be named’ live on Instagram.. Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 1 and 2: Well that reunion was better than we expected.  Summer House S06 E02: Fourth of July Parties are BACK and we love it!!  * sponsored by Loverboy.... JKJK! .. but Kyle if y...

Send us Fan Mail “Dinner Table of Horrors” - RHOSLC S02 E18 Due to the problematic cast, and the uncovering of Jennie’s social media posts, this recap is a bit different than our normal.  Please bear with us as we figure out how to best navigate recapping such a.. dare we say.. toxic cast.  Moving forward: We will be including a new show.  (We still want to have some fun!) We will still cover RHOS...

Send us Fan Mail “That Red Flag has Fireworks” - RHOC S16 E07, VPR S09 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E01 Mention It All: So about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jennie… Vanderpump Rules S09 E15: Thank god this is the season finale! Scheana and Brock you are both the absolute worst and SO meant to be. Real Housewives of the OC S16 E07: Why are we supposed to like Noella again? Emily you are hila...

Send us Fan Mail “Dingle-berries, Pool Floaties & Fist Fights” - RHOSLC S02 E17 It’s time to engage because honestly, what ARE you all doing there if you can’t get along?! Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:04:37 RHOSLC: 00:04:37 -> 00:52:15 Outro: 00:52:15 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow u...

Send us Fan Mail “Wine Kingdom, and Subs & Saunas” - RHOC S16 E06, VPR S09 E14 Mention It All: Those RHOSLC reunion looks…. And our SUMMER HOUSE thoughts before the new season starts! VPR S09 E14: We don’t want to watch this anymore. RHOC S16 E06: Nothing will ever beat the sub in the sauna. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:19 MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:19 -> 00:28:58 VPR: 000:28...

Send us Fan Mail “I’m Usually Right” - RHOSLC S02 E14 , E15, & E16 We missed Salt Lake nights. <3 Mary.. GO F OFF, and we can’t believe it, but we are team Lisa  Timestamps: Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:01:10 RHOSLC: 00:01:10 -> 01:02:43 Outro: 01:02:43 -> end SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: I...