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Send us Fan Mail "Boundaries are Important" NEXT GEN S02E02, IN THE CITY S01E08, THE VALLEY S03E14 Housemates! We are so sorry for the Below Deck recap delay! Mistakes happen and things were deleted, but we are working on a long episode that will cover all the craziness that will be out next week, so make sure you subscribe to our Patreon and keep an eye out for those recaps!  Make sure...

Send us Fan Mail "Chaos Never Takes a Day Off" NEXT GEN S02E01, IN THE CITY S01E07, RHOA S17E13, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03E13 HOUSEMATES! Make sure to subscribe to our  Patreon and catch our recaps/discussions on Below Deck Med Season 11 with new housemate Lexi and Below Deck super fan! MENTION IT ALL What a week for Bravo.. From Liz leaving RHORI, to Gabriella calling the...

Send us Fan Mail "Hot and Weird" IN THE CITY S01E06, RHOA S17E12, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S03E12 HOUSEMATES! Make sure to subscribe to our Patreon and catch our recaps/discussions on Below Deck Med Season 11 with new housemate Lexi and Below Deck super fan!  MENTION IT ALL So about Kenny.. and The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls trip trailer dropped and we have thoughts! IN T...

Send us Fan Mail "Summer's Over, The Drama Isn't" SUMMER HOUSE S10 "THE AFTERMATH", IN THE CITY S01E05, RHOA S17E11, RHORI S01 E12, THE VALLEY S03E11 MENTION IT ALL Porsha will always be Porsha. And Sai vs. Carol, it needed to happen.. And obviously we side with Sai SUMMER HOUSE S10 THE AFTERMATH Ok, so this episode was a snore .. but we still have thoughts, and we ar...

Send us Fan Mail "Last Minute Invites are Not For Summah" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3, IN THE CITY S01E04, RHOA S17E10, RHORI S01 E11, THE VALLEY S03E10 MENTION IT ALL Jesse dropped his timeline and Milania was arrested? SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3 We have so many thoughts we can't contain it in one episode. Make sure to subscribe to our Patreon for ex clusive content and he...

Send us Fan Mail "Meditative To Mayhem" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2, IN THE CITY S01E03, RHOA S17E09, RHORI S01 E10, THE VALLEY S03E09 MENTION IT ALL Lindsay's milkman Frank isn't new to Bravo and Lala wants to f*** Kyle? SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2 We have so many thoughts we can't contain it in one episode. Make sure to subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive cont...

Send us Fan Mail "Don't Prop Porsha & Get Alicia an Attorney" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 1, IN THE CITY S01 E02, RHOA S17 E08, RHORI S01 E09, THE VALLEY S03 E08 Housemates!!! We are launching our premium content subscription this week, keep your alerts on and make sure you subscribe for bonus episodes where we deep dive into the topics that need just a bit more time, and excl...

Send us Fan Mail "Cynthia Deserves a Vacation, Rosie and Kelsey Deserve Therapy" RHOA S17 E07, RHORI S01 E08, THE VALLEY S03 E07 MENTION IT ALL TomTom is closing, could this mean the end of SUR/Vanderpump Rules too? And the queen, Rihanna has spoken, Amanda should stay on RHOBH.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E07 This Dallas trip is FINALLY over and we both agree, none of these women de...

Send us Fan Mail Housemates! Please welcome Noelle, our newest addition to The Real HouseMATES of NY and our amazing video editor! She is joining us for this special, deep dive into the Summer House finale and In the City premiere. We have tons of opinions and might side track a little, but trust us, it is worth the listen!  And don't worry, we didn't forget about our Atlanta ladies, Rho...

Send us Fan Mail "Boys Lie and They Suck Too" RHOBH S15 REUNION PART 3, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E15, RHOA S17 E06, RHORI S01 E07, THE VALLEY S03 E06 MENTION IT ALL Lisa Kudrow pissed off Andy, tell us more! And Katie responded to Lala, and we love Katie. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 REUNION PART 3 Can we manifest this cast to change?  SUMMER HOUSE S10 E15 WTF was that hug?!  REAL HOUSEW...

Send us Fan Mail "Diabolical Liar or Diabolically Delusional" SUMMER HOUSE S10 E14, RHOA S17 E05, RHORI S01 E06, THE VALLEY S03 E05 MENTION IT ALL LaLa crying over her lost friendship with Katie ::eyeroll:: and is LeAnn Rimes joining RHOBH? SUMMER HOUSE S10 E14 It is diabolical to hear Amanda say that she would die for Ciara. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E05 The reverse uno card was pr...

Send us Fan Mail "F Amanda And F MidWeSTD" RHOBH S15 Reunion Part 1, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E13, RHOA S17 E04, RHORI S01 E05, THE VALLEY S03 E04 MENTION IT ALL Sorry this is a long one, but we need to talk about the leaks ...  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 Reunion Part 1 Part 1 of Dorit Vs Kyle. Oh yeah, and there is Amanda too. SUMMER HOUSE S10 E13 The jealously is seeping out of your...

Send us Fan Mail "Lion's Den Full of Liars and Cheats" RHOBH S15 E18, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E12, RHOA S17 E03, RHORI S01 E04, THE VALLEY S03 E03 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E18 Three more episodes to go .... SUMMER HOUSE S10 E12 This is infuriating to watch. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E03 Porhsa is just a special person. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E04 Alicia is quee...

Send us Fan Mail "Rhode Island or Bust, We Have a New Supreme"  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E17 And another episode. SUMMER HOUSE S10 E11 This just isn't fun to watch. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E02 Whor-sha.. Ha! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E03 Hands down the BEST franchise! THE VALLEY S03 E02 So about these men. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:12 MENTION I...

Send us Fan Mail "Rhode Island's Up Here, While Boring Hills is Down There, and Everything In Between"  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E16 Yawn.. this is still on?  SUMMER HOUSE S10 E10 Dumb and Dumber .. aka Amanda and West. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E01 The peaches are back!  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E02 Hands down the BEST franchise. THE VALLEY S03 E01 Start...

Send us Fan Mail "The Scamandest and The Real Housewives of the BORING Hills"  We are unpacking the Amanda and West of it all.. because of course we do.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E15 Yawn.. this is still on?  SUMMER HOUSE S10 E08 Dumb and Dumber .. aka Amanda and West. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:14:33 MENTION IT ALL: 00:14:33 - 00:31:07 RHOBH: 00:31:07 - 00:54:21 SUMMER...

Send us Fan Mail " Read the Room and Know Your Place " RHOBH S15 E13, VPR S12 REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E06 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E13 About that cult... VANDERPUMP RULES S12 REUNION PART 2 Cheers to the new cast! Those were big shoes to fill.  SUMMER HOUSE S10 E06 We don't know who is worse... Jesse, West, or Bailey..  Timestamps: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:47 MEN...

Send us Fan Mail "The Bro-mance is Over" RHOP S10 REUNION PART 3, RHOBH S15 E11, VPR S12 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E04 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 REUNION PART 3 The downfall of Wendy. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E11 Why are we still in the Hamptons?! VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E12 Pride SUMMER HOUSE S10 E04 Bro-code is a thing Jesse... Timestamps: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:34 MENTION IT...

Send us Fan Mail "Good Bye Jill Zarin" RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01 Jill Zarin fired from her new show on E! HA! Bye B*tch! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E06 Amanda needs to go. VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E07 Angelica.. SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01 We love Summer House! And Amanda definitely hates Kyle. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:36 MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:36 - 00:19...

Send us Fan Mail "From a PJ to a Gas Station" RHOSLC REUNION PART 2 , RHOP S10 E16, RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07 We have opinions about what is going on in this country and we needed to talk about it. #fuckice #alexpretti  If you just want to hear us talk about housewives, please see the timestamps.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 2 This could have been 1 part.. REAL HOUSE...

Send us Fan Mail "You Agitate My Spirit" RHOSLC REUNION PART 1 , RHOP S10 E14, RHOBH S15 E05 , VPR S12 E06 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 1 This was a boring start to a reunion.. let's see what comes.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E14 No water?! Absolutely not! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15E05 Jennifer Tilly, a national treasure.  VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E06 An...

Send us Fan Mail HAPPY 2026 HOUSEMATES! It's a new year, let's do this!  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E20 The perfect way to end a season, The Sisters of Salt REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E13 So about Angel...  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15E04 Rachel Zoe and Jennifer Tilly WE LOVE YOU!  VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E05 ..... we could have called this something different .. but...

Send us Fan Mail "Mole out of a Mountain Hill" RHOC S19E12 RHOSLC S06E02 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 12 Over it REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E02 Thank god our ladies are BACK!  Timestamps INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:16:46 MENTION IT ALL - 00:16:46 - 00:23:33 RHOC - 00:23:33 - 00:40:40 RHOSLC - 00:40:40 - 01:05:38 OUTRO - 01:05:38 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXC...

Send us Fan Mail "So about the OC" RHOC S19E07 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 7 We stan Katie, say what you want.  TIMESTAMPS INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:21 MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:21 - 00:21:53 RHOC: 00:21:53 - 00:46:26 F***MARRYKILL: 00:46:26 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: In...

Send us Fan Mail "We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05 We may not be housemates anymore, we may be very far away from each other.. but we are finally back to our regular recaps! Thanks for listening and we hope you are as excited as we are to be back! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 5 So... about Gretchen..  INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:14 MENTION IT AL...