The Real HouseMATES of New York

Send us Fan Mail "Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04 HOUSEMATES! We are so happy to be back, but unfortunately we need to take a couple of weeks off, as Robert is moving. We will be back in 3 weeks! Until then, enjoy this episode!  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 Reunion Part 3 Stacey.. Stacey.. at this point is TJ really lying? ...

Send us Fan Mail "A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03 Housemates!! Thank you for coming back and we apologize for taking so long to put out a new epsiode. As you will hear in this episode we have been going through some things personally which took us away from the podcast. There will be a few more changes to come, please bare wit...

Send us Fan Mail "Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E11 The bonding exercises need to stop.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E09 Important topics, boring show.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E08 Mia, go away.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S14 E02 YES DORIT! And we love Boz!  TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 0...

Send us Fan Mail "Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06 Just a heads up, we are a bit unhinged this episode 😂 - enjoy! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 Reunion Part 2 Shannon WON. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E09 If you were Lisa, would you fly coach? REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E07 THIS NEEDS TO END REAL HO...

Send us Fan Mail "The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E17 A fitting end to a good season.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E07 Ok, Bronwyn has won us over.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E05 SNORE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E04 Who doesn't love a bunk bed? TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:0...

Send us Fan Mail "Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03 Make sure your voice is heard and go vote!  Find out where to vote near you here: www.vote.org REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E16: We get it, Tamara and Heather are the mean girls. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E06: Mob Wives Anniversary party REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YOR...

Send us Fan Mail "Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E14 Boat rides and selfishness. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E04 Curling, beer caves, regal beer and drag shows. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E02 Scientology and Bitcoin ..  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E01 2 DUIs, and 13 indictment?!  TIME...

Send us Fan Mail "You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E13 We are DONE Alexis!  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E03 Ali-ba-ba REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E01 RHONY is back!  TIMESTAMPS INTRO 00:00:00 - 00:05:04 MENTION IT ALL 00:05:58 - 00:09:56 RHOC - 00:09:56 - 00:26:22 RHOSLC - 00:26:22 - 00:39:39...

Send us Fan Mail "All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E12 Eddie is CLEARLY over Tamara.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E02 Ropes on ropes on ropes.  TIMESTAMPS: INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:05:58 MENTION IT ALL - 00:05:58 - 00:21:01 RHOC - 00:21:01 - 00:42:43 RHOSLC - 00:42:43 - 01:02:21 F*MA...

Send us Fan Mail "I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01 MENTION IT ALL: Did someone say RHONY party? Hand me my apple. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08: Alexis needs to shut up and Heather needs a reality check.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E01: What a premiere! This gave everything and we need MORE. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:10:39  MENTION...

Send us Fan Mail "Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10 Of course we watched Secret Wives of Mormon Wives and the new season of Selling Sunset, and of course we have thoughts. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08 Forest therapy, biscuits, and John Janssen. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:52 MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:52 - 00:28:34 RHOC: 00:28:34 - 00:57:25 F*MARRYKILL: 00:57:2...

Send us Fan Mail "You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08 Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E08: Why does Teddy Gnatencamp always need to show up?! TIMESTAMPS: INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:07:10 MENTION IT ALL - 00:07:10 - 00:20:54 RHOC - 00:20:54 - 00:42:05 F*MARRYKILL - 00:42:05 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use...

Send us Fan Mail "Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06 We are so sorry for the inconsistency with our releases, 2024 has been proving to be a tough year for us. And Jess is so sorry for the OC recap this week. She was not fully caught up so the recap might be a bit all over the place, but Robert finishes it up well!  Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E14: Th...

Send us Fan Mail "Milk the Prostate " RHONJ S14 E11 & RHOC S18 E03 Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E11: It is almost over!  Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E03: Definitely a single white female situation. Timestamps: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:06:21 MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:21 - 00:15:49 RHONJ: 00:15:49 - 00:36:51 RHOC: 00:36:51 - 01:01:59 F*MARRYKILL: 01:01:59 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR P...

Send us Fan Mail "She Needs a House " RHONJ S14 E10 & RHOC S18 E02 Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E10: To say we are bored is an understatement. Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E02: Is Jen the new Gina? INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:12:32 MENTION IT ALL: 00:12:32 - 00:22:00 RHONJ: 00:22:00 - 00:41:46 RHOC: 00:41:46 - 01:09:37 F*MARRYKILL: 01:09:37 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EX...

Send us Fan Mail "Out of Room and Out of Time " RHONJ S14 E09 & RHOC S18 E01 Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E09: Why are we still watching this again? Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E01: Shannon's DUI, Alexis is dating John, Heather has a new house, and Jen is getting evicted?!  Timestamps: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:19 MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:19 - 00:19:29 RHONJ: 00:19:29 -...

Send us Fan Mail "What is Peace Without a Drink Being Thrown? " RHONJ S14 E08 Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E08: DO NOT step up and shove anyone without expecting a drink being thrown in your face. Timestamps: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:28 MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:28 - 00:27:36 RHONJ: 00:27:36 - 00:53:02 F*MARRYKILL: 00:53:02 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to u...

Send us Fan Mail "Goodbye to the Mullet" SUMMER HOUSE S08 REUNION PART 2, & RHONJ S14 E06 Summer House S08 Reunion Part 2: Between West and Carl... what a part 2.  Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E06: So the Gorga's passed the torch over to the Fudas huh?  Timestamps: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:12 MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:12 - 00:24:29 SUMMER HOUSE: 00:24:29 - 00:43:45 RHONJ: 00:43:...

Send us Fan Mail "Jax GO TO THERAPY" THE VALLEY S01 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E16, & RHONJ S14 E05 The Valley S01 E12: Jax has been saying he is going to go to therapy/work on himself since season 1 of VPR and Janet is a menace. Summer House S08 E16: West....West.. how you have disappointed us. Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E05: Was a Boozy Brunch really the best plan to bring the la...

Send us Fan Mail "I Don't know. Choke. I Don't Care" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 3, THE VALLEY S01 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E15, & RHONJ S14 S04 Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3: Lala is DELULU. The Valley S01 E11: Jax is an idiot, but we already knew that. Summer House S08 E15: Good try Carl, unfortunately this is not your Scandoval moment. Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E04...

Send us Fan Mail "What Would Jesse Solomon Do?" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S01 E10, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E03 Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2: This reunion did not have to be 3 parts..  The Valley S01 E10: We both would be Zach and Kristen.  Summer House S08 E14: We love you Jesse Solomon! And Lindsay is right.  Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E03: Jen Fes...

Send us Fan Mail A Demon and Apple Juice - VPR S11 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S01 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E02 Did we go to the Page Six Reali-Tea Live Show? Did one of us get hit on by Jesse Solomon? Did we have a blast? Yes, Yes, Yes!  Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1: Lala just shut up!  The Valley S01 E09: Janet.. please go away. Summer House S08 E13: Kyle and Carl are the...

Send us Fan Mail “The Real HouseMATES of NY are BACK!”  -  VPR S11 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E12 & RHONJ S14 E01 Hey Housemates, it’s been awhile! We are excited to be back and thrilled we made it back to cover the end of VPR - ha! Vanderpump Rules S11 E15: Ariana and Katie are QUEENS, that is all. Oh and there is a bit about the Valley. Summer House S08 E12: Summer House is back to being fun! …ki...

Send us Fan Mail “Bad B*tch Era”  - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01 Mention it all: SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E13: Make this stop. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E17: White parties, diamonds and divorce Vanderpump Rules S11 E04: How can we make Tom Sandoval get off of our screen? Summer House S08 E01: This is re...

Send us Fan Mail “We are the QUEENS of the Group”  - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03 Mention it all: SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E16: Korbel & diamonds  Vanderpump Rules S11 E03: Sober curious isn’t a thing. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:13:18 MENTION IT ALL : 00:13:18 -> 00:29:39 RHOBH: 00:29:39 -> 00:48:19 VPR: 00:48:19 -...