The Real HouseMATES of New York

Send us Fan Mail “Don’t Sign the Pope’s Document 💃”  - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02 Mention it all: Robert continues to chat about Traitors. Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E12: WTF is GNA and who thought this was a good idea. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E15: 💃💃💃💃 Vanderpump Rules S11 E02: Ally tell us our birth charts! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:1...

Send us Fan Mail “Powerful Moment with Powerful Women”  - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09 *Trigger warning* Sensitive topics relating to SA (sexual assault) are mentioned in this episode.  Please skip our RHOP recap if this is something you cannot listen to - we understand. <3 If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, help is available. Call someone wh...

Send us Fan Mail “The Return of the Gnat”  - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08 Mention it all: Robert is watching Traitors and has some thoughts .. **WARNING THERE ARE SPOILERS** Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 Reunion Part 1: Wow, we both forgot half of this even happened. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E11: Mo is a piece of shit. Real Housewives of Potomac...

Send us Fan Mail “Belly Button to Backside”  - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07 HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES! Mention it all: Ultimate Girls Trip & the Tres Amigas are over?! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E16: WHAT A FINALE.. Reality Von (Tea)se Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E10: Dorit is back to Dorito Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E07: Chicken shit bingo Timesta...

Send us Fan Mail “I’m Bored”  - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06 Mention it all: We watched Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY Legacy and we are in love! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E14: Don’t come for Meredith. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E08: Awkward kisses and store parties! Winter House S03 E08: Danielle this is embarrassing. Real...

Send us Fan Mail “I’m Sorry, You’re Welcome”  - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05 Mention it all: Ariana placed 3rd on DWTS and Paris in Love is good? Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E13: Someone give Meredith a bathtub! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E07: Between Denise and Sutton smoking a joint at the table, this was :chef’s kiss: Winter House S0...

Send us Fan Mail “In Denial”  - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04 We are so sorry for the delay, we are back!! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E12: We are so sorry for your loss Whiteny. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E06: Can we join this weed dinner? Winter House S03 E06: No more Schwartz.. PLEASE. Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E04: Pickle Ball…....

Send us Fan Mail “Someone’s Going to Backhand You”  - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02 Mention it all: We are having some BravoCon Fomo.  Real Housewives of New York Reunion S14 Part 1: Thank god this is over. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E08: Monica’s mom is something else… Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E02: This is giving everyth...

Send us Fan Mail “Slapped by a Thousand Dicks”  - RHONY S14 E14 & RHOSLC S04 E07 Mention it all: House of Villains .. Oh Jax Real Housewives of New York S12 E14: Well Jenna you are still our number one, and Sai .. well just, sigh. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E07: That bunny was terrifying. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:12:13 MENTION IT ALL: 00:12:13 -> 00:20:54 RHO...

Send us Fan Mail “No Dirty Here”  - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E13 & RHOSLC S04 E06 Mention it all: House of Villains and Southern Charm. Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunion Part 2: This actually ended nicely. Real Housewives of New York S12 E13: Sigh and Erin are just mean girls. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E06: Nevermind, Mary Cosby is not, and will never be our favorite....

Send us Fan Mail “Zara and Steve Madden”  - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E12 & RHOSLC S04 E05 Mention it all: We need to talk about the RHOBH and RHOP trailers! Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunion Part 1: Yes, bring it Jen and Gina! Real Housewives of New York S12 E12: Officially over this reboot. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E05: Mary Cosby is now our favorite. Timestamps: In...

Send us Fan Mail “Stack ‘Em & Wrack ‘Em”  - RHOC S17 E15, RHONY S14 E10 & RHOSLC S04 E03 Mention it all: Shannon’s DUI and.. Wait did we hear this correctly.. Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin are fighting?! Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep15: Last day in Mexico and everyone is coming for Heather. Real Housewives of New York S12 E10: Stealing a phone is not a prank, and this is dum...

Send us Fan Mail “I’m Not a Whore, I’m Just Bisexual”  - RHOC S17 E14, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E09 & RHOSLC S04 E02 Mention it all: DWTS, The Masked Singer, Special Forces and Bethenny giving her used makeup to people.. There is alot to talk about. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 2 So much cringe. Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep14: Thanks for the most uncomfortable gift...

Send us Fan Mail “Lions Walking into the Lyon’s Den”  - RHOC S17 E13, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E08. & RHOSLC S04 E01 Mention it all: Let’s talk about Lindsay and Carl. Phaedra is BACK on Bravo! Thank god Robert watches Married to Medicine, ha! Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 1 It took THIS long to get Kandi activated?! Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep13: We love Emily. Re...

Send us Fan Mail “It’s A Battle for Brooklyn”  - RHOC S17 E12, RHOA S15 E16, RHONY S14 E07 Mention it all: We went to Battle for Brooklyn and hung out with the RHONJ ladies. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep16: Thank god this season is over. Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep12: Do you cut a butthole in the bottom of your pumpkins? Real Housewives of New York S12 E07: What is it with Sai and food?!....

Send us Fan Mail “Grubhub on Highways”  - RHOC S17 E11, RHOA S15 E15, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E08, RHONY S14 E06 Mention it all: Did someone just spill some tea about Benton? Kim and Kroy filed for divorce… again. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep15: This wasn’t the season finale? And wtf Bob. Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep11: It’s always about Shannon. Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie La...

Send us Fan Mail “Sequence on a Plant”  - RHOA S15 E14, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E07, RHONY S14 E05 Mention it all: We listened to Bethenny and Rachel.. We have thoughts. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep14: Wait, this episode wasn’t the worst. Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep07: Don’t tell us it’s almost over! Real Housewives of New York S12 E05: Team blowjobs or team handjobs?...

Send us Fan Mail “The Chic Suite”  - RHOC S17 E10, RHOA S15 E13, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E06, RHONY S14 E04 Mention it all: In case you missed Below Deck this past week.. We have thoughts on Melissa and Joe Gorga’s house. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep13: We need to buy our own Bedroom Kandi. Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep10: How does everything always come back to Shannon? Luann and Sonj...

Send us Fan Mail “We Also Need to Sit Facing True North”  - RHOC S17 E08, RHOA S15 E11, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E04, RHONY S14 E02 Mention it all: Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny… wtf. We have some ideas for this VPR spin off. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep11: End Scene. Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep08: Vicki is backk. Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep04: Crappie Lake’s Got Ta...

Send us Fan Mail “I’m Gonna Eat Some Cheese, Then I’m Gonna f*ck Her Up”  - RHOC S17 E07, RHOA S15 E10, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E03, RHONY S14 E01 Mention it all: Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny… wtf. Graham should have always been with James and Ally. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep10: If the women don’t care, how are we supposed to care? Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep07: Can Fancy Pants rea...

Send us Fan Mail “IMDB aka STFU”  - RHOC S17 E05 Mention it all: So much has happened in the Bravoverse last week.. We had to do a deep dive. Ariana is going to be on DWTS.  Kim and Kroy aren’t getting divorced?  Sandoval pulled out of Schwartz and Sandy’s? The Kyle and Maurico of it all. Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep05: Watching ‘fancy pants’ shovel literal sh*t was amazing. Timestamps: Intro/...

Send us Fan Mail “Too Vagina”  - RHOC S17 E04, RHOA S15 E08 Mention it all: Jess is watching Stars on Mars and Robert updates us on Kim Zolciaks Target debt. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep08: We need Atlanta to be better. Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep04: Heather..Heather..Heather.. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:02 MENTION IT ALL: 00:11:02 -> 00:24:49 RHOA: 00:24:49 -&gt...

Send us Fan Mail “So Long CUT”  - RHOC S17 E03, RHOA S15 E07 Mention it all: We went to the live Leah McSweeny Show ft. Heather Gay! <3   Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep07: We need Atlanta to be better. Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep03: We see you Jenn. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:15:49 MENTION IT ALL: 00:15:49 -> 00:29:47 RHOA: 00:29:47 -> 00:50:41 RHOC: 00:50:41 -&...

Send us Fan Mail “Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp”  - RHOC S17 E02, RHOA S15 E06, RHONJ REUNION PART 3, VPR SECRETS REVEALED Vanderpump Rules Secrets Revealed: We couldn’t NOT watch it. Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3: Thank god this is over, we don’t know how much more we could take. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep06: We need Atlanta to be better. Real Housewives of The...

Send us Fan Mail “A Dog’s Mouth is NOT Clean”  - RHOC S17 E01, RHOA S15 E05, RHONJ REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE REUNION PART 2 Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2: We are SO TIRED OF THIS MELISSA VS TERESA. Summer House S07 Reunion Part 2: We can’t lie, watching Carl and Kyle make up made us emotional. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep05: Is anything even happening? Real Housewives of The...