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Send us Fan Mail “Diabolical, Demented, Disgusting, Subhuman ”  - VPR REUNION PART 3 We have a new housemate that joined the family - Welcome Olivia! Olivia has had to listen to Jess talk about VPR so much that she decided to watch it for herself.  She started with the reunion, had some thoughts, and HAD to join the recap. Intro: Olivia is watching Grey’s Anatomy for the first time, so please bear...

Send us Fan Mail “YELP SAYS WE ARE 9.6”  - RHOA S15 E04, RHONJ REUNION PART 1, SUMMER HOUSE S07 REUNION PART 1 Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1: Here we go.. Melissa vs. Teresa. Summer House S07 Reunion Part 1: Lindsay vs. Danielle Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep04: At this point it isn’t even fair that Atlanta had to compete with #scandoval, Summer House reunion and the New Jersey r...

Send us Fan Mail “You can speak to the side of my head.”  - VPR REUNION PART 2 .. aka Scandoval part 2 Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 2: Let the #Scandoval continue… We can see right through you both Scumdoval and Ratchel.   Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:52 VPR:  00:08:52 -> End SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our...

Send us Fan Mail “The Higher the Hair the Bigger the Drama”  - RHOA S15 E03, RHONJ TERESA’S WEDDING SPECIAL, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E15 Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa’s Wedding Special: “The higher the hair, the closer to God.” Summer House S07 Ep15: Well that was.. a season. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep03: Yes! We love seeing Candiace do her thing! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 ->...

Send us Fan Mail “That F*king F*ker is at Fault”  - VPR REUNION PART 1 Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 1: Every reunion after this needs to be uncensored, this is amazing. We have lots of opinions.. One being, keep Rachel in the trailer. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:09 VPR: 00:05:09 -> End SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ide...

Send us Fan Mail “Everyone Makes their Own Sandwiches”  - RHOA S15 E02, RHONJ S13 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E14 Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep15: Melissa VS Teresa .. yet again.  Summer House S07 Ep14: Things are more fun without Lindsay and Carl. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep02: You should never activate Kenya. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:11 RHONJ: 00:09:11 -> 00:30:...

Send us Fan Mail “#TEAMARIANA”  - VPR S10 E15 #Scandoval needed it’s own episode, we think you understand.  Our RHOA, RHONJ and Summer House recap will be up shortly! Mention it All: So this is why Rachel is hiding… Wait.. did Darcey (Darcey & Stacey/90 Day Fiance) sleep with Sandoval?! Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep15: We have collectively watched this episode more times than we can count.  Timestam...

Send us Fan Mail “Poo Poo Heads”  - RHOA S15 E01, RHONJ S13 E14, VPR S10 E14, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E13 Mention it All: THIS REUNION TRAILER IS EVERYTHING. Oh and Kim Zolciak is getting divorced. Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep01: Welcome back ladies! BOP BOP BOP Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep14: Okay Louie. Summer House S07 Ep13: Danielle… Danielle.. You are making a fool of yourself. Vanderpu...

Send us Fan Mail “Stop Saying Dip Out You Dip Sh*t!”  - RHONJ S13 E13, VPR S10 E13, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E12 Mention it All: Sandoval is really leaning into his villain phase. Is Erika Jayne anything without Lisa Rinna? Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep13: We see you Louie.  Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep13: It is so PAINFULLY obvious. Summer House S07 Ep12: We love Rachel, Andrea and Lexi! Timestamps: In...

Send us Fan Mail “White House Correspondents B*tch”  - RHONJ S13 E12, VPR S10 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E11 Mention it All: Brandi Glanville.. Please put your phone down. About that RHOC trailer.. Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep12: A hen party doesn’t mean a LITERAL HEN party. Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep12: Are we really supposed to believe that no one knows about Sandoval and Rachel Summer House S07...

Send us Fan Mail “You’re a Boogawolf”  - RHONJ S13 E11, VPR S10 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E10 Mention it All: Could RHONY be in our future? Sorry, but Jess has to rant about Love Is Blind. Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep11: The ladies are in Ireland! Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep11: Both Toms are gross, that is all. Summer House S07 Ep10: Kyle’s birthday has lasted 3 EPISODES! .. Timestamps: Intro/Open...

Send us Fan Mail “I’m Not Zen Anymore”  - RHONJ S13 E09, VPR S10 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E08 Mention it All: YESS we are getting our RHONY “Ultimate Girl’s Trip”. Robert listened to Jax and Brittany’s podcast so you don’t have to. Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep09: Jersey is nothing without Teresa, tell us not. Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep09: We see you Scumdoval and Rachel! Summer House S07 Ep08: W...

Send us Fan Mail “Making a Mountain into a Mole Hole”  - RHONJ S13 E08, VPR S10 E08, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E07 Mention it All: We listened to Scheana’s podcast and she spilled the tea! This season of Love is Blind is just too crazy NOT to talk about. Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep08: Margaret is just a mean girl. Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep08: At this point we just want the last episode and the reuni...

Send us Fan Mail “Put a Thought Together, I Know You Dan Do It”  - RHONJ S13 E07, VPR S10 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E06 Mention it All: There was too much not to cover. We think it was Schwartz who got into an altercation, what do you think? Ultimate Girls Trip 3 started and WE ARE EXCITED! Denise Richards is back baby!!!!! Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep07: Margaret.. Your tagline is you make a...

Send us Fan Mail “What Doesn’t Kill Me Better Run”  - RHONJ S13 E06, VPR S10 E06, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E05 OMG Housemates, this is our 100th episode! We cannot say thank you enough for all of the support and we can’t wait to bring you hundreds more. =) Mention it All: Thanks a lot Jill Zarin.. Way to ruin RHONY Legacy for everyone. Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep06: Time to play ball! Vanderpump...

Send us Fan Mail “Treating Her like a Baby is an Insult to Babies”  - RHONJ S13 E05, VPR S10 E05, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E04 Mention it All: The #Scandoval continues.. Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep05: Margaret VS Jen Adien Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep05: Getting through this is so hard knowing what we know… cough cough Scumdoval & Rachel. Summer House S07 Ep04: ANDREA!!! <3 Timestamps: Intro/Op...

Send us Fan Mail “Jenn Fessler DOESN’T Share Food! ”  - RHONJ S13 E04, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E03 Mention it All: No mention it all this episode.  Sorry guys, the Tom and Raquel news just took over our lives. Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep04: Jen Fessler is our new favorite. Summer House S07 Ep03: Now this feels like Summer House! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:01:10 RHONJ: 00:01:10...

Send us Fan Mail “Bambi Eyed Bi*ch” - VPR S10 E04 The Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss news dropped the day we recorded, so we felt we needed to do a VPR ONLY episode.  We had to dive into our feelings and all of the details that came out.  To say we are disappointed is an understatement, we DESPISE YOU BOTH! #TeamAriana Our RHONJ and Summer House Recap will be out soon!  Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep04:...

Send us Fan Mail “Uhh it’s Salad” - RHONJ S13 E03, VPR S10 E03, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E02 Mention it All: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 trailer dropped and we have thoughts! Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep03: Is Luis the Gorga whisperer? Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep03: It is time to start getting mad at Schwartz. Summer House S07 Ep02: Kyle vs. Carl.. the fight we never wanted. Timestamps: Intr...

Send us Fan Mail “Who Can’t Fight Touching Cheese?” - RHONJ S13 E02, VPR S10 E02, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E01 Mention it All: Jen Shah is officially in prison! Clearly Kim was tardy to her party.. Her mansion is in for foreclosure. Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep02: Forever team Dolores. Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep02: Two words- Schwartz & Sandys. Summer House S07 Ep01: Why did we need to start this...

Send us Fan Mail “The Year of Burning Bridges” - RHOP S07 E16, RHONJ S13 E01, VPR S10 E01 Mention it All: Is anyone else excited for this new reality show with JUST villains, or is it just us? Jacqueline and Teresa?!?!?!?! Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep16: WTF was that wedding Robyn?!?! Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep01: Wow, this is growth Teresa! Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep01: We are SOOO EX...

Send us Fan Mail “Old Cookie Monster Ass Bitch” - RHOP S07 E15, RHOSLC S03 Reunion Part 2 Mention it All: SOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE WE HAVE BEEN ON! Robyn Dixon.. You stupid fucked up.. Brandi Galnville Vs. Caroline Manzo … who’s side are you on? Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep15: This HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST EPISODE, all thanks to Ms. Robyn Dixon. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Part 2:...

Send us Fan Mail “Key to World Peace, Vibrators” - RHOP S07 E13, RHOSLC S03 E014 Mention it All: In honor of the Vanderpump Rules and Summer House trailers we have some tea. Did someone say Alex McCord on UGT?!?! Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep13: What in the geriatric fight is this? Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep014: This.was. Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:17 MENTIO...

Send us Fan Mail “6.5 Years? No Ma’am!” - RHOP S07 E12, RHOSLC S03 E013 HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!!! Mention it All: Well we made it, Jen Shah’s sentencing… and we have thoughts. Ding Dong the witch is gone! LVP couldn’t of said it better.  Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep12: Who is this Deborah and why is she here? Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep013: STOP WITH THE BLACK EYE! Timestamps:...

Send us Fan Mail “Please NEVER Come Back Onto Our Screens.. Jess” - RHOP S07 E10, RHOSLC S03 E011, Family Karma S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E09 Have a happy holiday housemates!! We will see you all in the new year! <3  Mention it All: Well this past week has been full of Jen Shah news… from counterfeit bags to reunion news. Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep10: Karen…Karen.. What is this live...