The Real HouseMATES of New York

Send us Fan Mail “Deminimizing” - RHOP S07 E09, RHOSLC S03 E010, Family Karma S03 E05 & Winter House S02 E08 Mention it All: Sorry, but I had to talk about Sister Wives and Josh Seiter. RHOM started and we are pumped! Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep09: … Fully team Candiace. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep010: What in the unhinged F*** is going on?! Family Karma S03 Ep05: Rish… you...

Send us Fan Mail “Austen Has No Balls” - RHOP S07 E08, RHOSLC S03 E09, Family Karma S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E07 Mention it All: OK RHONY.. We are excited! We see you Schwartzy .. Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep08: We cannot be team Wendy or team Mia…. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep09: A tablespoon of champagne changed the entire trip  Family Karma S03 Ep04: You are being very me...

Send us Fan Mail “Big Tree Fall Hard” - RHOP S07 E06, RHOSLC S03 E08, Family Karma S03 E02 & Winter House S02 E06 Mention it All: … This new reboot of RHONY has us both a bit worried… We clocked the Gorga’s TRUE selves at that softball game. Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep06: Peter Thomas.. why are you part of this?! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep08: Pure chaos. Family Karma S03 Ep...

Send us Fan Mail “Spill the Chai” - RHOP S07 E05, RHOSLC S03 E07, Family Karma S03 E01 & Winter House S02 E05 Mention it All: Porsha… we all know that wasn’t a mistake. We are HERE for RHONY Legacy! Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep05: Was this “Burn Session” really meant to solve anything? Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep07: Heather, we are ready for our audition! Family Karma S03 Ep0...

Send us Fan Mail “Jax Walked So Craig Could Run … we hate you Craig” - RHOP S07 E04, RHOSLC S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E04 [RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 3] Mention it All: Jess went to Vanderpump Cocktail Gardens and now she needs all the goat cheese balls. Bethenny .. stay out of our lane. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Reunion Part 3: We are so sorry for missing part 3! Team Kathy always &lt...

Send us Fan Mail “You Gotta Stop Kyle” - RHOP S07 E02, RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E02 Mention it All: We went to BRAVOCON and we made so many new friends and great memories. <3   Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep02: It is so nice to have these ladies back on our screens, but Gizelle.. You are MESSY. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Reunion Part 2: You co...

Send us Fan Mail “Tie or Bowtie?” - RHOBH S12 E21, & RHOSLC S03 E02 Mention it All: Could Real Housewives of Dallas be in our future?! This RHOBH Reunion…. Oh.my.god. We love you Kathy!  Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep21: The DOWNFALL of the FFF.. and WE LOVE IT! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep02: Yes, Yes, Yes we love this! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:09...

Send us Fan Mail “It’s Just Another Sister” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S12 E20, & RHOSLC S03 E01 Our equipment test was just too good not to share! And our apologies for such a long episode, we got excited for RHOSLC.  Mention it All: We were sorry to see you go Teresa.  You had our vote! Could the tea be true? Is there trouble in the OC? Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 Reunion Part 3: Th...

Send us Fan Mail “Lisa Rinna = Camel Toe” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 2, & RHOBH S12 E19  Mention it All: Lisa Rinna.. Really… $2.1 million?! We are rooting for you Teresa! #voteteresa Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 Reunion Part 2: Snore.. What was happening again? Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep19: Team Kathy all the way! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:31 MENTION IT ALL:...

Send us Fan Mail “There is No Misunderstanding of Our Positions, We Hate Erika” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 1, & RHOBH S12 E18 We are sorry about our Spectrum rant, we couldn’t help it.  Mention it All: Bahaha Shannon Beador’s Ex is getting ANOTHER divorce. We cannot wait for this upcoming season of Winter House! Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 Reunion Part 1: About that seating arrangement. Real H...

Send us Fan Mail “I Keep Staring at Her Ears” - RHOA S14 E17, & RHOBH S12 E17 RHOD Reunion Part 2 Housemates, we are so sorry for being so sporadic with our episodes.  Life has just been a bit crazy for the both of us lately and honestly, some of these franchises (cough RHOBH cough) have just been a tad hard to sit through/talk about.  We promise to resume posting weekly and thank you all for...

Send us Fan Mail “RIP Ms. Goat” - RHOA S14 E15, & RHOD S1E12 Mention it All: This will be the last time we speak of Diana. Schwartz & Raquel?! Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E15: Well that was a trip. Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E12: Season Finale! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:13 MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:13 -> 00:24:43 RHOA: 00:24:43 -> 00:49:20 RHOD: 00:49:20 ->...

Send us Fan Mail “Mary Poppins of the Homeless & Toothless!” - RHOA S14 E14, RHOBH S12 E15 & RHOD S1E11 Sorry, no Mention it All again. Life has got us both a bit all over the place! It will be back soon. Also, not an ad for 'How to Build A Sex Room', it's just a good show, ha!  Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E14: It’s Jamaica ‘mon! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E15:...

Send us Fan Mail “B*tch, We are Worldwide!” - RHOA S14 E13, RHOBH S12 E14 & RHOD S1E10 We are so happy to be back!! Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E13: We love Kandi! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E14: Melissa Etheridge?! Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E10: Hen trip! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:44 RHOA: 00:06:44 -> 00:33:22 RHOBH: 00:33:22 -> 01:09:53 RHOD: 01:0...

Send us Fan Mail “So Chic!” - RHOA S14 E10, RHOBH S12 E11 & RHOD S1E07 Mention It All: Tamra is back! Schwartz was on Scheana’s podcast, thanks reddit! Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E10: We are here for Kenya this season. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E11: Jamie Lee Curtis, you are too good for RHOBH.  And Kyle, please, PLEASE, go away! Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E07: That wasn’t a w...

Send us Fan Mail “Happy Birthday Housemates!” - RHOA S14 E09, RHOBH S12 E10 & RHOD S1E06 Mention It All: I’m sorry, but I need to rant about 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. We don’t want Ultimate Girls Trip 3 if that’s the cast …. Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E09: We love drunk Kenya! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E10: At this point we really only watch this for Sutton and Garcelle....

Send us Fan Mail “To Setting a B*tch Straight” - RHOBH S12 E09 & RHOD S1E05 Mention It All: Bye bye Noella & Dr. Malpractice! Good riddance! RIP Teresa & Dina’s friendship Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E09: GO AWAY KYLE! Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E05: Yes, Phaedra! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:48 MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:48 -> 00:15:06 RHOBH: 00:15:06 -&gt...

Send us Fan Mail “A New Sniper From the Side” - RHOA S14 E08, RHOBH S12 E08 Mention It All: New racist alert: Lisa Rinna and Diana Jenkins.. Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E08: What is with the Kandi hate?! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E08: You need a new villain..no we just need you off our screens! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:22 MENTION IT ALL: 00:20:46 -> 00:20:5...

Send us Fan Mail “What the ACTUAL F***?” - RHOA S14 E07, RHOBH S12 E07 & RHOD S01 E04 We are mad.  We are disappointed. We are frustrated.  We are sad.   We are DEVASTATED.  We cried. Now we are ready to fight.  We needed to talk about it all and wanted to share that with you.  If you don’t want to listen to our opinions feel free to skip over it, just check the timestamps below. Oh, and proba...

Send us Fan Mail “Bacon Eating Vegetarian” - RHOA S14 E06, RHOBH S12 E06 & RHOD S01 E03 Mention It All: Andddd another racist… the joy  Schwartz and Katie’s house is for sale, who is going to the open house?! Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E06: We missed Mama Joyce!   Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E06: Cue the downfall of our favs… Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E03: Two words, french fri...

Send us Fan Mail “94.6 miles Away” - RHOA S14 E05, RHOBH S12 E05 & RHOD S01 E02 Mention It All: Dorinda vs. Vicki About that police report… Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E05: WTF is Drew’s company?! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E05: RIP Lois ❤️ Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E02: Happy Thanksgiving! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:07 MENTION IT ALL:   00:07:07 -> 00:...

Send us Fan Mail “Tit for Toot” - RHOBH S12 E04 & RHOD S01 E01 Mention It All: F you Patrick Somers. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E04: We support you Crystal! Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E01: It is finally here!! And we are on opposite sides?! Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:12 MENTION IT ALL:   00:09:12 -> 00:20:37 RHOA: 00:20:37 -> 00:45:23 RHOBH: 00:45:23 -&g...

Send us Fan Mail “And a Giraffe Was There” - RHOA S14 E04, & RHOBH S12 E03 ❤️ Uvalde ❤️ Our hearts, prayers and thoughts go out to you. ❤️ If you would like to donate, here are a couple links =)   Together Rising Everytown Mention It All: Jax and Brittany, you never fail to prove how horrible you really are. Caroline vs. Teresa  Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E04: What in the condo?   Real Hou...

Send us Fan Mail “Go Small Breast Her” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 REUNION PART 2, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 3, RHOA S14 E03, & RHOBH S12 E02 Mention It All: So that’s why Traci was CUT out of the THREE PART reunion.. Erika vs. Bethenny Summer House S06 REUNION PART 2: Still… Paige, what is your issue?! Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3: In Andy’s words, “SHUTUP!’ Real Housewives of Atlanta S14...

Send us Fan Mail “Gaslighter & Dumpsterfire” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 REUNION PART 1, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 2, RHOA S14 E02, & RHOBH S12 E01 Mention It All: Jen.. you called Dolores a jerk?.. Craig was thrown out of Amanda & Kyle’s wedding for.. Summer House S06 REUNION PART 1: Paige… Paige… what is your issue?! Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2: Mirror Mirror ::vomit:: Real Hous...