The Real HouseMATES of New York

Send us Fan Mail Matriarch Meredith vs Zen Jen Intro - Instead of our rant we spill all the Bravo/Real Housewives tea! From Cynthia Bailey’s news about RHOA, to who ACTUALLY was talking about Erika and Tom’s issues at Andy’s baby shower.   Heather and Whitney, you both bring joy and fun to show.  And Meredith, you will always be our queen!  We stand behind you all the way!  Jennie, the argument yo...

Send us Fan Mail "Kathy Finally Got Dorit to STFU and Candiace Threw her Whole Husband Under the Bus" - speaks for itself Mention it all - Some personal Mention it all for Robert. Can Denise Richards PLEASE replace Erika? Diving into the twitter drama between Mary and Whitney RHOP S6 E11 - Let’s Drive Back, in Gizelle’s Gucci car and burn ALL the candles!  RHOBH S11E18 - Honestly, we are...

Send us Fan Mail Charred Churros and Burned Relationships   - RHOSLC S02 E02 Heather calls the fraud [Jen]  out in an ice cave with.. Churros?!  The fraud doesn’t deserve any extra energy Meredith. #disengage Jenny, your daughter is HILARIOUS! Whitney and Heather are us shopping, we love it. Nicknames: Fraud = Jen RHOSLC Garconanokin = Candiace RHOP Voldetwat = Ramona RHONY Timestamps: Intro  with...

Send us Fan Mail "Garcelle the truth slayer takes Dorit to task & Candiace STFU.  " - speaks for itself Mention it all - Bethenny Frankel MENTIONED IT ALL and spilled the tea on what SHE knew about Erika! NO RHONY REUNION?! We have the tea on Mary M Coby's cult....  we mean church. We found some things out about Nektaria...   RHOP S6 E10 - Candiace.. you earned these rants about...

Send us Fan Mail What A start to the new season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!!!!  First of all our queen Meredith Marks is finally back on our screens - thank god! Lisa Barlow.. Or should I say Kyle Richards… stop playing both sides and just pick one! Whitney, is AMAZING! Mary … is… just as weird as ever.  And can anyone find her podcast? Jennie, it is nice to meet you, we are excited...

Send us Fan Mail "The one about the mom shamer, the crook, and the two faced idiot? " - Can you guess who we are talking about? Mention it all - RHOA tea?! & the Jen Shah arrest!!!! RHOP - yawn... but it gets good at the end..  RHOBH - The Dinner Party from Hell: Part Two comes to an end...  Timestamps: Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:53 Mention it all: 00:09:53 -> 00:23:30 R...

Send us Fan Mail "It’s a Pretty Mess When RHONY Delivers" - Erika Jayne we hate you & RHONY, way to come back at the end! Mention it all - New season of Vanderpump Rules & Vicki Gunvalson of RHOC RHOP - Love drunk Robyn, what is it about doors, no more candles, and Mia, stop stirring the pot! RHONY - Now this is the RHONY we love.  What a great episode to end the worst season.  R...

Send us Fan Mail "How about me? and My Sutty Buddy Butthole" - Erika Jayne we hate you & Sutton Stracke we still adore you! Mention it all - Rinna getting deposed?! RHONY has a new cast for next season?! RHONY - This show would be nothing with out Sonja Morgan.  RHOP - What a whirl wind, we aren't on any side except Ashely's! RHOBH - Dorit vs. Garcelle, Erika vs. Sutton and...

Send us Fan Mail "2 + 2 = 4 and I am Not Even Good at Math" - Sutton we adore you! Mention it all - RIP the Real Housewives of Dallas, we will miss you. RHONY - We are so disappointed in you, RAMONA NEEDS TO GO!  This isn't so much of a recap as it is us ranting and spilling some tea.  RHOP - Body shaming the lawyer?!? You better come with all the receipts RHOBH - Sutton & Garce...

Send us Fan Mail You can suck, but not as much as Ramona .. speaks for itself. Thanks some amazing people in our lives we got to go to Battle For Brooklyn - The Real Housewives of New Jersey vs the Maimonides healthcare heroes epic softball showdown!! We have been in utter shock for the past few days.. still cannot get over the fact that we interviewed, met, watched the New Jersey Housewives play...

Send us Fan Mail All I want for Christmas is NOT Lu, and we are pretty sure we are not the only ones.   Mention it all - spilling the tea on the "Spiritual Academy" and Erika Jayne...  Recap RHOBH S11E11 , RHOP S6E4 & RHONY S12E13 Thank you Billy Blanks Jr!  SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on...

Send us Fan Mail Cocks, Christmas & Candles - an ode to Ramona's birthday cake, Luann's "Christmas album" and Wendy's "home essential line"  No RHOBH this week, so we are introducing our new segment - MENTION IT ALL!  Mention is all spills all the tea on the current lives of the housewives! It covers whatever is new, trending, on TMZ, or just a rant and rave...

Send us Fan Mail We got some Housewife love on Instagram - WE LOVE YOUR MEREDITH MARKS! Recap RHOP S06E02 , RHONY (snore) S13E11 and RHOBH S11E10 And thank you, thank you Billy Blanks Jr.!  SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram    |  Youtube   |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc...

Send us Fan Mail Meet the Housemates!  Our first episode is a quick intro to who we are, but mostly just diving into the premiere episode of RHOP - we needed to discuss the Nude Interlude party, RHOBH and the mess that is Erika Jayne and Sutton, and RHONY .. ok maybe not so much RHONY.. but you understand why.   Follow us on Instagram @therealhousematesofny  AND THANK YOU TO BILLY BLANKS JR. FOR H...