The Real HouseBears Podcast

Hold my drink. Bravo just gave us an episode name with a cocktail and the word "bear" in it. We're in!  This week Papa the Bear professes his love for Heather Gay after their magical date night with Amy Grant. Hunter is ordering the Business Women's Special with Jennie. We both want to be part of Guys' Night Out. It's cold in Salt Lake City, but we're on fire!

Ooops!  Looks like there was some technical difficulties and last week's RHOSLC was uploaded.  All fixed now!  Let go of your Old Grudges while the Housebears recap Crystal's Chinese New Year Finale. This week, our little boy has grown up. We find out that Hunter has arrived at true Bravoholic status and is listening to Radio Andy on his way to work. #justiceforhelvetica Papa the Be...

You don't have to worry about "Friendship Roulette" when you're hanging out with your favorite Bears. This week, Hunter wishes that he was doing sideline commentary with Heather Gay and Whitney Rose. Papa the Bear thinks the ladies of SLC have never looked better. We both are trying to get our hands on some of Jen Shah's jewelry. There's no gambling with this episode; you're guaranteed a good time...

Another two episode week, catching up on "Del Mar by the Shade" and "Over Poured and Over Board," episodes 18 and 19 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills .  Hunter gets so excited this week that he deletes his notes on episode 18 while recording the podcast.  Papa the Bear explains why Kyle Richards will be the last standing Housewife of Beverly Hills.  We both play Never Have I...

We went "Fishing for the Truth" at Beauty Lab and Laser, and found it with the Star of Episode 3, Dre Robinson! This week, the role of Hunter Harden is played by Meredith Marks. Papa the Bear loses his virginity at Beauty Lab and Laser.  We both want to do Saturday science projects with Karlyn. After weeks of begging for ratings and reviews, we introduce a new challenge with the Live Love Lab...

We have no Icy Apologies for crowning Whitney's confessional the best Housewife confessional of all time.  This week, Hunter dissects why Mary should really be concerned about children having too much access.  Papa the Bear is still entertained by the season 2 taglines.  We're both drinking the Jen Shah juice.  We have more behind the scenes secrets, and some secrets that are y...

We promised you that there would be 2 episodes this week and we threaten you to have a good time listening.  This week's podcast is a Tale of Two Beverly Hills episodes.  Hunter offers his services to Dorit to help her with the French language and her British accent.  Papa the Bear supports the public opinion of Garcelle, Sutton, and Kathy's contribution to this season.  We bot...

SALT LAKE CITY IS BACK and these Bears couldn't be more excited! This week we recap the season premiere of season 2 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and we also recap watching at the Beauty Lab & Laser watch party with Heather Gay and Jen Shah. #BravoatBeautyLab Join us for some behind the scenes details that you will only hear on our podcast.  Even though this is a new season, s...

We normally try to find a creative way to incorporate the names of the episodes in our recap description, but this week we're just going to call this "Jurassic Rinna."  Papa the Bear crowns Crystal with the Most Beautiful award with her gorgeous dress and styling at the Rinna Beauty party.  Hunter reminds us of his roots in France and how Patrick is doing it all wrong.  We both spen...

We're so glad to be back in the Hot Closet to chat about two amazing episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!  RHOBH is back and as good as it has ever been.  We're sure you'll feel the same way about this episode.  Hunter puts Lisa Rinna back on his bad list.  Papa the Bear is thrilled that Dorit is getting more screen time.  We both want to share a shrimp dinner...

The trailer is here!  The trailer is here!  We've been waiting so long, and finally the season 2 trailer of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has arrived.  It sure is chilly up in here.  We break down what we see in the trailer and what we know about the behind-the-scenes.  It was really exciting to have personal memories of the things we were seeing on our television...

Did the "Ice Queen of the Desert" give away too much this week?  Is she doing Tom's P.R.?  Those are some of the questions that we're asking about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Hunter is also asking about Confucius and how high he is on a pot.  Papa the Bear thinks that croquet for Housewives is stupid.  We're both grateful for Kathy's levit...

This week Beverly Hills has "Affairs and Accidents."  We just have accidents.  We're still on Team Erika Jayne, but Papa the Bear is starting to get a little suspicious.  We talk about Hunter's voyeurism and that fact that he is not thrilled with his edit on the podcast.  Papa the Bear is the tongue tied co-host this week while Hunter leads the charge in the second half.  ...

We're back this week to give you "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Leather Pants" about "The Pretty Meltdown."  This week we recap both episodes 8 and 9 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Before we do, we both throw some love at our local Salt Lake City Housewife, Heather Gay. In Beverly Hills, Hunter (once again) warns Garcelle of the dangers of men who are hung like horses. &nbsp...

Happy Independence Day! We are celebrating with a special bonus episode of our interview with Whitney and Justin Rose of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  We had the wonderful opportunity to meet with Whitney and Justin at their home to have a great chat about relationships, careers, and Housewives of course.  Learn which Housewives Whitney would be stranded with on an island. &nbs...

This might be a bit of a filler episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but we have nothing but great things to say about it...mostly.  Hunter does his best Kathy Hilton impression.  We both have lots of love for Sutton.  Papa the Bear shares his fantastic night at RHOSLC's Whitney Rose's Pop-Up Shop event.  After a heavy episode or two, we enjoyed the levity of this w...

We're a day late, but our recap of "The Liberation of Erika" is worth the wait!  This week in the news has been all about Erika.  This week in Housewives, Papa the Bear appreciates Garcelle for her gifts.  Siding with Garcelle, Hunter doesn't appreciate Papa the Bear for one of his gifts.  Learn Hunter's opinion of weekend D and hear Papa the Bear get more embarrassed than he's...

The ladies don't seem all that divided in the "Divided States of Erika."  Our tease from last week about Housewives-related news is finally revealed!!!  Everyone was worried about who won the election, but we were just worried about "Who wore it better?"  Hunter is plane full of puns.  Papa the Bear gives Sutton some fashion love.  We promise to deliver way more than this...

Some ladies were "overexposed," but we certainly did not get enough of Dorit or Kathy Hilton this week.  Papa the Bear gives us a bird lesson; gulls to be exact.  Hunter is curious about what's hiding beneath Erika Jayne's sunglasses.  We both wonder when Garcelle will start having fun.  Beverly Hills is starting off with a great season, and we're having a blast making each oth...

We could barely contain our excitement for this week's PRIDEcast!  "Sutton's Gotta Give" us a break from her antics.  We love Kathy Hilton even more than the week before.  Hunter says something nice about Lisa Rinna.  We finally talk taglines, and Papa the Bear isn't pleased.  We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording.  Happy Pride!

It's the season premiere!  Welcome to Season 3 of The Real Housebears covering Season 11 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills .  This week we  recap both the premiere episode, Dressed to the 90210s, and episode 2, Two Truths and a Lie.  We also can't start Beverly Hills before we wrap up the New Jersey reunion.  There's a lot to talk about this week!  Enjoy another...

This House of Horrors snuck up on us!  Can you believe it's already the RHONJ finale?  Luis is finally revealed.  Hunter talks chicken arms.  Papa the Bear discovers the mystery of why David isn't ever on the show.  As with the Housewives that we cover, that means that it's our season finale too!  This week we share the next stage of Summer Lovin with the Housebears.

Happy Mothers' Day! Unfortunately we didn't get to meet "Teresa's Mystery Man" this week, but there was plenty of talk about him.  Hunter shares his pineapple conspiracy theory.  Papa the Bear is not so much into the fashion this week.  We share a new furniture storyline with Jennifer Aydin.  Join us back in the Hot Closet for another fun episode!

We're back in the Hot Closet!  We make up for lost time and cover 2 episodes of RHONJ this week.  The drama is pretty small in New Jersey, but emotions are big.  Papa the Bear weighs in on Teresa's attendance at the Turkish Tea Party.  Hunter wants to see the butt kissing video up close.  We both feel the cringe of Joe's "Broken Woman" speech.  We hope to not miss any...

We never imaged that this season would be all about Teresa's "Pineapple Puss."  In our recap of what seems like Bravo After Dark's Housewives of New Jersey, Papa the Bear figures out Teresa and Jackie's dirty little secret.  Hunter secures his friendship with Frank, by not talking about him as much.  Take a ride on our Tilt-O-Wirl at the carnival that is The Real Housebears Podcast.