The Real HouseBears Podcast

We are back in the Hot Closet "Breaking In" the new season of Beverly Hills. This week, Hunter teaches Papa the Bear about Krav Maga. Papa the Bear reveals how Hunter deals with trauma. We're both a little tongue tied about Dorit's burglars. We might not have Tiffany blue invitations, but please join us as we break down the exciting season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

The New Jersey ladies are having Showdowns in Smashville and on the reunion stage. This week, Hunter learns how much he doesn't know about New Jersey Housewives history. Papa the Bear can finally rest now that he knows that Dolores is. Both of our mouths are watering thinking of Hattie B's fried chicken. We might be a little spicy sometimes, but we promise our New Jersey recap will not burn going...

It would be a Nightmare in NashVegas if we didn't get to recap all of the Lady Drama, so be rest assured we've got you covered. This week, Papa the Bear is concerned for Dolores' sleep habits. Hunter doesn't want to be the Carnie Wilson of the Lady Drama Country group. We're both ready to do shots out of Frank's cut off penis. We recorded this week's episode full of iced coffee in honor of the New...

There is no crying at a party for horny Hungarians, or during podcasts about Housewives.  This week, Hunter is terribly disappointed in the charity softball game locker room scene.  Papa the Bear needs more Tiki Time on his TV.  Neither of us are wearing our Teresa Guidice athletic gear.  We're both incredibly moved by Jackie's story.  We are switching to biweekly episodes...

You can let go of that Aggravation and come out of the Forest of Fury, because we are all caught up!  With our recap of episodes 7 and 8 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, you can stay up to date with us.  This week, Hunter identifies Teresa's pride as the root of most of her problems.  Papa the Bear thinks Antonia needs to find another hobby.  We both think that Jackie doesn't know what she ne...

It's a special Hunter Harden Birthday episode!  We have a gift for you, our listeners, in the form of an explicit rating for this episode.  This week, we both keep our promise that we made last week.  Papa the Bear explains how Lisa Barlow won the Salt Lake City Reunion.  Hunter is terrified of Luis.  We're both sad to see another season of Salt Lake City come to an end. &...

This week there is a Showdown at the Jersey Shore and on the Salt Lake City Reunion stage.  Papa the Bear gives a minor update on the community choir for Salt Lake City with Heather Gay and Dre Robinson (Dreather).  Hunter wants to join a big, gay retreat.  We both play the Couples Game featured on New Jersey this week.  Find out way more than you want to know about us as we wr...

We gotta talk about that Shady Salt Lake City Reunion before we go Down the Shore with the cast of New Jersey.  This week, Papa the Bear thinks that Meredith made a very smart move at the Reunion.  Hunter tells the story of his gentle lover.  As usual, we both lust after the men of New Jersey.  We're making sure to find the time to get these episodes out during our busy schedul...

This week we give you THE REAL HOUSEBEARS: RAW EDITION.  These bears have been busy, but we couldn't let another week go by without an episode.  So, this week you just get The Real Housebears without the sound bites (mostly).  We both want to eat at Lisa's Vida Food Court.  Hunter has no sympathy for Jennifer Aydin.  Papa the Bear makes a big announcement.  Listen thi...

There is a Memorial Meltdown in the House of Hypocrisy this week!  Hunter equates the ladies of Salt Lake City to a Renaissance painting.  Papa the Bear is on both Team Margaret and Team Jennifer.  We both vogue our way through the House of Bear Ball.  Strike a pose with us as we cover all of the mayhem in Salt Lake City and New Jersey this week.

Trying to cover two cities at once feels like it's Cinco de Mayhem, but we would never give you Smoke, Mirrors, and Foggy Diamonds when discussing The Real Housewives.  It's the season premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, plus the ladies of Salt Lake City are still serving the drama like only they can.  This week we find out that Hunter can predict the future.  Papa the Be...

You'll be sorry if you miss this week's recap of "Sorrys and Sleepovers." This week Hunter gets carried away with segues. Papa the Bear can't believe this is only the second episode of the Zion trip. Sutton from #RHOBH and Stassi from #PumpRules make sound bite cameos. We're ready for good times at Club Zion with the good time girls of Salt Lake City.

Don't expect any fraudulent behavior from this week's recap of "Who's Calling Who A Fraud?" This week, Hunter wants Justin to help clean his Chakra. Papa the Bear clears up the difference between being spiritual and being religious. We both wonder if Lisa Barlow was really a Hooters girl. The ladies gang up on Meredith Marks this week; join us for a front row seat.

Holy Mother of Zion! We got our episode out a little earlier this week. In this episode, Hunter believes that the Meredith vs Jen Shah conflict is much simpler than it appears. Papa the Bear thinks that Karlyn shouldn't be cooking all of her own meals. We're both shocked and disappointed that Mary didn't show up to the reunion. An episode of the Housebears is like a soak in the hot tub with your f...

🎶 "That thing, that thing, that thi...ng"🎵 (for you Lauryn Hill fans) that we're talking about this week is The Miseducation of Mary Cosby . Hunter puts Papa the Bear to task about his defense of Mary in the last episode. Papa the Bear wonders where it all went wrong between Lisa and Mary.  We are both chomping at the bit to talk about Meredith's lavender feather extravaganza. Stick with us...

You didn't think we'd let this whole week go by without a recap before Christmas, did you? What the Pho?!?! We hope your holidays are way more peaceful than this week's peace garden luncheon. Hunter's ready to buy Brooks' new blazer. Papa the Bear is only thinking about crispy chicken skins. We both need Whitney to help make Christmas dinner, because she can always stir it up! No matter what you c...

We might be a day late with our episode this week, but we are not Fair Weather Friends. We're here with you for every episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City until the end. This week Hunter gives Mary's tagline the Christmas treatment. Papa the Bear is ready to take a sip of some "Whiskney." We even had Popeye's for dinner in honor of Sharrieff. We might spend yet another week trying to f...

We are a House Divided on whether Hunter's transitions are working or not, but we are united on our feelings about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This week Hunter is seeing the cracks in Lisa's plans and actions. Papa the Bear has some advice for one of the other Real Housewives cities. We both think there's something about Mary, and it's not good.  We tend to o...

Meredith is finally out of the tub, and the ladies are dishing about Old Testaments and New Revelations. Catch up with us as we tell the tale of the Mysterious Forest book signing with Jennie Nguyen, her daughter Karlyn, Heather Gay, Lisa Barlow, and Lisa sister. This week, Hunter is ready to come to figurative blows with Mary. Papa the Bear chooses any option that could end with petting a dog. We...

The Highway to Vail gave us one of the best episodes in Housewives history, and we couldn't miss our chance to talk about it. Hunter is ready to team up with Whitney for CSI:SLC. Papa the Bear is back on wig patrol. We both figure out why Meredith can't get out of the tub. With 2 podcasts in one week this one is coming out a little bit later, but as Seth would say, "Better late than ugly."

Happy Anniversary to us! One year ago, while on our honeymoon in Mexico, we decided to launch a podcast about The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  A year later, and more Housewives cities later, we have a lot to celebrate! We're so happy to have Jennie from RHOSLC here in our own home to celebrate with us!  We talk about Jennie's wonderful children, conflict with Mary, the van trip to...

We have finished our carpool and are all caught up on Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. As a dialect expert, Hunter has plenty to say about Mary's Italian accent. Papa the Bear gives a thumbs down to the episode title. We both mourn the friendship of Jen Shah and Stuart. On the other hand, we can't contain our excitement about a super sized episode of our favorite show on televis...

An epic RHOBH season 11 deserves an epic four part reunion. We break down the fashion, the drama, and the Erika Jayne of it all. Papa the Bear worries about Dorit's future on the show. Hunter is distracted by a dead appendage. We reveal the consequences for making Kathy Hilton cry. Next season is already filming. We might be recapping season 12 before you know it.

Our investigative journalism reveals the Wolf Pack of Secrets in this week's episode.  By investigate journalism, that means we read headlines. This week Hunter finds Mary even more sus than usual. Papa the Bear is impressed by Jack Barlow. We reveal the fate of one of Heather Gay's sex gifts. This episode might be out a day later and a few minutes shorter, but it's packed full of our usual b...

It's a Slippery Slope when you're talking about Sex, Lies, and Sister Wives . We're back in the Hot Closet to catch up on two episodes of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This week we find out that Hunter and Heather Gay have the same crush. Papa the Bear has plenty to say about Lisa's involvement in Cater-gate. We both agree that Mary is really not interested in filming with the other ladie...